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Obama chuckled, "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?" - best no-context line ever?

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PSY・S;169230319 said:
what would the world be like if sonic the hedgehog never existed

The internet would instead be filled with weirdos who draw weird The Land Before Time porn art, or something like that.
 
Obama seemed to take the news as if it were just another day in the office. “What's the current status of this anomaly?”

“Gone. The collider has been completely shut down under the guise of maintenance, sir. We all agreed that it wasn't a good idea to leave such an anomaly in place without knowing how exactly it was created, or if it could even be controlled.”

“Do you have any theories at least?”

“There is one, but it's very thin.”

“Try me,” Obama thinly smiled. Morgan had the feeling that the president's eyes were boring through his skull. He had the complete attention of one of the most powerful people on the planet now, and it made Nathan's hands sweat.

“We were testing several artifacts that were seconded to us by the U.S. Air Force. We were told that their presence at CERN was to be considered classified, along with their origin.”

Obama chuckled. “You mean the Chaos Emeralds?”
Seriously, the best line in all of internet.
 
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Greatest meme pic.
 

Exr

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The only meme I repeat in real life is shake that bear because if someone recognises it I'll make a new fren
 

Apt101

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Does anyone have a link to the Obama/Chaos Emeralds fanfic? I've never seen it.

Edit: nm, I see it in the thread now
 
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