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[scottnak]

Got to say, I like this lineup shuffle. Maybe these last two days will tell Sosh how much of a drain Hillenbrand is to the lineup.

Hell. Even MOLINA stole freakin' Home. What the hell??
MOLINA... STOLE?! ... HOME????

 

[Karakand]

Got to say, I like this lineup shuffle. Maybe these last two days will tell Sosh how much of a drain Hillenbrand is to the lineup.

Hell. Even MOLINA stole freakin' Home. What the hell??
MOLINA... STOLE?! ... HOME????

:lol what

Now I KNOW I'm in a coma or something.

 

[Karakand]

GM2 has home runs in consecutive games?

I REJECT YOUR FALSE REALITY, MACHINES

 

[The Frankman]

Is SportsCenter wrong, or did a catcher outrun A-Rod to home plate on a botched rundown?

 

[Karakand]

Is SportsCenter wrong, or did a catcher outrun A-Rod to home plate on a botched rundown?

M

V

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P.S. Kelvim Escobar pitched a complete game shutout. Against the Indians. Please don't let me wake up from this. Please.

 

[Triumph]

Is SportsCenter wrong, or did a catcher outrun A-Rod to home plate on a botched rundown?

If that catcher had been wearing a Jeter mask and wiggling his ass suggestively as he ran, A-rod would have had no problem catching him.

 

[Qwerty710710]

Shit how many lucky wins the Braves are going to get this year thats like there 10th one, and 3 of them were against the Mets. Braves are pathetic I hope they fall fat on there August in mid June.

 

[Triumph]

Shit how many lucky wins the Braves are going to get this year thats like there 10th one, and 3 of them were against the Mets. Braves are pathetic I hope they fall fat on there August in mid June.

First place, nukka.

 

[Qwerty710710]

First place, nukka.

We'll make new avatar bet when Mets/Braves play again, and this time with (hopefully) hot wright and Delgado. You guys have no chance.

 

[Triumph]

lolz. You better hope you can start Oliver Perez multiple times in that series.

 

[siamesedreamer]

We'll make new avatar bet when Mets/Braves play again, and this time with (hopefully) hot wright and Delgado. You guys have no chance.

What if Oliver Perez doesn't start?

EDIT: BEATEN

 

[Qwerty710710]

lolz. You better hope you can start Oliver Perez multiple times in that series.

Starters pitched well expect for Pelfery it's the bullpen that blew the games. Braves are just overrated team there luck will run brfore the end of June.

 

[siamesedreamer]

Starters pitched well expect for Pelfery it's the bullpen that blew the games. Braves are just overrated team there luck will run brfore the end of June.

You can get through this Qwerty........

 

[The Frankman]

You can get through this Qwerty........

What? I dont see what he done wrong their.

 

[Eric WK]

7-0 in the third.

It's a good time to be a Sox fan.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

Holy shit Roy LOLaday. Jays fans on suicide watch.

 

[vatstep]

:lol Big Roy!

This team is just absurd right now.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

:lol Big Roy!

This team is just absurd right now.

I know it's only May, but I think I love the 2007 Red Sox.

 

[The Elite]

I can't believe I keep watching these jays games. I'm sticking this out and hoping something happens to get them back into this season.

 

[Fifty]

I just laugh at this point. Halladay gets blown out twice in a row? This keeps finding ways to get worse and worse. I'm glad I didn't blow money on season tickets this year. Ugh..I want to support this team, but they're SO BAD. Halladay used to be the only safe day every 5th game.. ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[R_GILL]

It is so obvious that no one is even trying anymore, not even Halladay. Can we fire Gibbons yet?

 

[Y2Kev]

what.the.**** bluejays.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

what.the.**** bluejays.

LOL 7 games out soon.

 

[Triumph]

loljays

Dammit Jays, you're supposed to be at least DECENT so that the Yanks can't get back into it this year. ****s sakes, man.

 

[Fifty]

You guys are so lucky Reed Johnson isn't playing, otherwise he would have hit 8 HRs in each game against the Red Sox.

 

[Weaselred]

 

[scottnak]

:lol Good luck unloading that...

Man. Catchers are having one helluva day. Stealing home... Outrunning a rundown... ??!

 

[Y2Kev]

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

God, I love this thread.

 

[Gruco]

1st place baby.

Also, this has been a ridiculous week of fantasy pitching for me. Bedard, Penny, and Escobar all throw frigging masterpieces. Let's hope my boy Lincecum can keep it going tomorrow.

But more importantly, Braves continue to rock.

 

[calder]

It is so obvious that no one is even trying anymore, not even Halladay. Can we fire Gibbons yet?

It's strangely liberating... our team is stone ****ing dead already. Toast. Gone. Kaput. We're... free...

 

[Enron]

loljays

Dammit Jays, you're supposed to be at least DECENT so that the Yanks can't get back into it this year. ****s sakes, man.

F*** the Jays.

I will never forget KELLY FRICKIN' GRUBER

Tomahawk-chopping his way around third on that homer in the World Series.

NEVER.

Screw them. I only hate 2 more teams worse than I hate the stankin' Jays, and both of them reside in NY.

 

[Triumph]

F*** the Jays.

I will never forget KELLY FRICKIN' GRUBER

Tomahawk-chopping his way around third on that homer in the World Series.

NEVER.

Screw them. I only hate 2 more teams worse than I hate the stankin' Jays, and both of them reside in NY.

Damn dude, that's old school. I myself will always kind of wish that Kent Hrbek dies screaming in a fire for pulling that dude off of first base like a wrestler or whatever in '91.

 

[Blackace]

god... send him down to AAA ...

 

[captmcblack]

I'd like to thank the MLB thread for Alison Stokke.

That said, I propose that the Yankees pick at the carcass of the Jays and collect their pitchers.

Control Towers for Igawa?

 

[siamesedreamer]

Damn dude, that's old school. I myself will always kind of wish that Kent Hrbek dies screaming in a fire for pulling that dude off of first base like a wrestler or whatever in '91.

GANT

Nothing will ever compare to Leyritz. I hate that ****er.

 

[Gruco]

Nothing will ever compare to Leyritz. I hate that ****er.

Word.

Asshole had to come back in '98 too, just to rub some salt in.

 

[Enron]

Damn dude, that's old school. I myself will always kind of wish that Kent Hrbek dies screaming in a fire for pulling that dude off of first base like a wrestler or whatever in '91.

Oh yes. Kent Hrbek is high on my hate list as well. It was Ron Gant that he pulled off of first. Who also happened to be my favorite Brave way back when. FU, Hrbek.

 

[Sumidor]

Can't the M's just go to a 4 man rotation while Felix is out? Or hell, let Ichiro pitch. I'm pretty sure he'd give them a better chance to win than Weaver..

 

[R_GILL]

I'd like to thank the MLB thread for Alison Stokke.

That said, I propose that the Yankees pick at the carcass of the Jays and collect their pitchers.

Control Towers for Igawa?

You can have Towers for free, no need to send us anything.

 

[Eminem]

Sawx 1-4 starters innings gone into games this year:

Matsuzaka IP: 7, 7, 6, 7, 6, 5, 7
Schilling IP: 4, 7, 8, 7, 7, 7, 6.2
Wakefield IP: 6, 7, 7, 6, 5.1, 7, 7
Beckett IP: 5, 7, 6, 6.2, 8, 7, 7

Out of 28 total starts, 17 of them are 7 or more innings. Only 4 starts have been fewer than 6 innings.

Not too shabby.

 

[Joe]

can't wait to see how rasner does tonight

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

can't wait to see how rasner does tonight

what kind of puns can you make with rassner?

 

[Triumph]

what kind of puns can you make with rassner?

RAZZ-NER: ROOKIE GETS BRONX CHEER AS THE BOMBERS DROP ANOTHER ONE

Come on, that wasn't even remotely hard.

 

[adg1034]

Damn dude, that's old school. I myself will always kind of wish that Kent Hrbek dies screaming in a fire for pulling that dude off of first base like a wrestler or whatever in '91.

Suck it.

EDIT: Oh:

 

[Triumph]

<terrifying pictures>

Oh yeah? Have fun not being able to keep Torii and Johan in the coming years, slapnuts.

 

[adg1034]

Oh yeah? Have fun not being able to keep Torii and Johan in the coming years, slapnuts.

Oh, slapnuts, is it? Well.......

 

[Meier]

Holy shit Roy LOLaday. Jays fans on suicide watch.

Who knew Halladay would have the worst ERA on my team? Actually Chien Ming-Wang has it, but he's only had a handful of starts.

In the the other thread about Allison Stokke, someone linked to a thread at another forum where they coined the phrase, "Stokke Strokewagon" -- horrible but hilarious. :lol

 

[Y2Kev]

 

[Weaselred]

USS Mariner is reporting that Jeff Weaver is a goner. I'm gonna miss that guy like you miss your neighborhood meth head.