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well so much for the gonzo grand slam. I bet Fredi Gonzalez is thinking this is the perfect time to put a sqeeze on though.
 
HarryDemeanor said:
Why is Broxton still on this team? What the fuck.
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He must be
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Frank McCourt or Colletti.
 
Be cool if the tribe or royals continue throughout the season. Sad though all the hopes will be crushed in the postseason.
 
Reds have certainly cooled off and apparently we have a pitcher that would also like to audition for the Bengals....
 
Windu said:
Speaking of the tribe going somewhere. They are averaging 10,975 fans per game excluding opening day.
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It will pick up.

Cleveland fans have been burned so many times by the Indians, so it's natural for them to hesitate. Plus, the Dolans are still extremely unpopular owners, and that could be playing a part as well.
 
newjeruse said:
Hey, I cut a little Marcum breakdown for you on MLB Tonight. It's coming up later on.
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wat?


tyguy said:
Yeah, no doubt, Roenicke hasn't impressed much to say the least. Bad with the bullpen, bad at filling out the lineup card, bat at choosing his roster, bad with his aggressive running schemes...

But I guess the players like him, so yeah...
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I do not get how he allows Howard to come to the plate twice in late/extra innings with the ability to win/tie the game and DOESN'T HAVE A LEFTY WARMING UP! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!????
 
Wads said:
Reds have certainly cooled off and apparently we have a pitcher that would also like to audition for the Bengals....
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Sounds more like he wants to audition for Winona Ryder's next role. Stealing t-shirts? That would get him raped in the Bengals locker room. You come with class A felonies or you don't come at all, fool.
 
eznark said:
Sounds more like he wants to audition for Winona Ryder's next role. Stealing t-shirts? That would get him raped in the Bengals locker room. You come with class A felonies or you don't come at all, fool.
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Lol that Bengals locker room intense!
 
Windu said:
Speaking of the tribe going somewhere. They are averaging 10,975 fans per game excluding opening day.
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I was at the game on Sunday, let me tell you, when the sun was hiding, and the wind picked up it was chilly. Attendence will pick up by mid-May once it starts warming up, especially when they keep up this pace. They have been incredibly exciting so far. I was hoping they would be competitive and have an over .500 record, now, idk.

I'll upload some pictures I have from the game, I was actually sitting in the dugout suites, right next to Buck Showalter. It was really awesome.

Question for eznark though. What can you tell me about Miller Park? Will I be able to get a Bud Light :)? Any other secrets or tips you can share with me. I'm going there next Saturday to see a game, and would love any advice you have.
 
Awesome Animals said:
Question for eznark though. What can you tell me about Miller Park? Will I be able to get a Bud Light :)? Any other secrets or tips you can share with me. I'm going there next Saturday to see a game, and would love any advice you have.
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No and don't ask. As a former beer vendor at the park, I will tell you I will stop coming to your section if you ask. It got old the second week of the first season.

If you're planning on tailgating, pay for the preferred parking and head over to Helfaer Field. Great bathrooms and tons of room around that area to have a full tailgating experience. Fuck the guys directing you, just drive around them.

Get a hot dog with stadium sauce.

Other than that, no tips really.
 
I will agree that I like to suck back a Miller Light over the major three, but they are still in the same category mang. Is it some kind of local pride thing as well?
 
Sanjuro Tsubaki said:
I will agree that I like to suck back a Miller Light over the major three, but they are still in the same category mang. Is it some kind of local pride thing as well?
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Miller Park

It's not fucking cute to ask me for a Budweiser. Do you go to Dunkin Donuts wearing your beret and say "excuse me barista can I have a dainty shot of espresso in this $25 collectors Starbucks mug made out my recycled testicles which I had removed because I felt the testosterone in this country is just too much and is really detrimental to the overall discourse. Women you see are the key to this country's future success which is why I only order dainty bitch brews, like this triple shot of espresso'd latte frappe cappacino vanilla spiced cranberry. Decaf please, caffeine makes people so angry, don't you agree? I'll be waiting patiently over here with my Mac, thank you"

NO. You get a fucking large coffee. Black. Because you know better than to be that douche bag...unless you're Frankman.
 
eznark said:
No and don't ask. As a former beer vendor at the park, I will tell you I will stop coming to your section if you ask. It got old the second week of the first season.

If you're planning on tailgating, pay for the preferred parking and head over to Helfaer Field. Great bathrooms and tons of room around that area to have a full tailgating experience. Fuck the guys directing you, just drive around them.

Get a hot dog with stadium sauce.

Other than that, no tips really.
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Thanks for the tips. Probably won't be tailgating because I'm going with my parents and siblings. And I only asked about the Bud Light to troll a bit. While I prefer Bud Light to Miller Light, it isn't a large enough preference for me to ask for one at Miller Park.
 
Corran Horn said:
Be cool if the tribe or royals continue throughout the season. Sad though all the hopes will be crushed in the postseason.
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If the Royals enter the postseason at all, there will be a parade in KC. I'm not kidding, they can get swept in the ALDS and this town will be ecstatic. Everybody will be dressed in blue from head to toe; they'll probably dye the river. There is no postseason result that will crush KC's dreams. In fact, any postseason result will fulfill KC's dreams.

It's been twenty six years.
 
eznark said:
Miller Park

It's not fucking cute to ask me for a Budweiser. Do you go to Dunkin Donuts wearing your beret and say "excuse me barista can I have a dainty shot of espresso in this $25 collectors Starbucks mug made out my recycled testicles which I had removed because I felt the testosterone in this country is just too much and is really detrimental to the overall discourse. Women you see are the key to this country's future success which is why I only order dainty bitch brews, like this triple shot of espresso'd latte frappe cappacino vanilla spiced cranberry. Decaf please, caffeine makes people so angry, don't you agree? I'll be waiting patiently over here with my Mac, thank you"

NO. You get a fucking large coffee. Black. Because you know better than to be that douche bag...unless you're Frankman.
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I read this as if Dennis Leary was telling it and lol'd
 
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