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[Awesome Animals]

Miller Park

It's not fucking cute to ask me for a Budweiser. Do you go to Dunkin Donuts wearing your beret and say "excuse me barista can I have a dainty shot of espresso in this $25 collectors Starbucks mug made out my recycled testicles which I had removed because I felt the testosterone in this country is just too much and is really detrimental to the overall discourse. Women you see are the key to this country's future success which is why I only order dainty bitch brews, like this triple shot of espresso'd latte frappe cappacino vanilla spiced cranberry. Decaf please, caffeine makes people so angry, don't you agree? I'll be waiting patiently over here with my Mac, thank you"

NO. You get a fucking large coffee. Black. Because you know better than to be that douche bag...unless you're Frankman.

I think my initial troll, followed by Sanuro Tsubaki's extension worked.

 

[captmcblack]

Miller Park

It's not fucking cute to ask me for a Budweiser. Do you go to Dunkin Donuts wearing your beret and say "excuse me barista can I have a dainty shot of espresso in this $25 collectors Starbucks mug made out my recycled testicles which I had removed because I felt the testosterone in this country is just too much and is really detrimental to the overall discourse. Women you see are the key to this country's future success which is why I only order dainty bitch brews, like this triple shot of espresso'd latte frappe cappacino vanilla spiced cranberry. Decaf please, caffeine makes people so angry, don't you agree? I'll be waiting patiently over here with my Mac, thank you"

NO. You get a fucking large coffee. Black. Because you know better than to be that douche bag...unless you're Frankman.

if there is a part 2 to the MLB thread, its OP must have this post in it.

:frankman

 

[The Frankman]

Miller Park

It's not fucking cute to ask me for a Budweiser. Do you go to Dunkin Donuts wearing your beret and say "excuse me barista can I have a dainty shot of espresso in this $25 collectors Starbucks mug made out my recycled testicles which I had removed because I felt the testosterone in this country is just too much and is really detrimental to the overall discourse. Women you see are the key to this country's future success which is why I only order dainty bitch brews, like this triple shot of espresso'd latte frappe cappacino vanilla spiced cranberry. Decaf please, caffeine makes people so angry, don't you agree? I'll be waiting patiently over here with my Mac, thank you"

NO. You get a fucking large coffee. Black. Because you know better than to be that douche bag...unless you're Frankman.

enzark why so pissy? Is it the no-no?

 

[eznark]

Hell no, I won the next game!

 

[jman2050]

Miller Park

It's not fucking cute to ask me for a Budweiser. Do you go to Dunkin Donuts wearing your beret and say "excuse me barista can I have a dainty shot of espresso in this $25 collectors Starbucks mug made out my recycled testicles which I had removed because I felt the testosterone in this country is just too much and is really detrimental to the overall discourse. Women you see are the key to this country's future success which is why I only order dainty bitch brews, like this triple shot of espresso'd latte frappe cappacino vanilla spiced cranberry. Decaf please, caffeine makes people so angry, don't you agree? I'll be waiting patiently over here with my Mac, thank you"

NO. You get a fucking large coffee. Black. Because you know better than to be that douche bag...unless you're Frankman.

This is "hitting a grand slam into McCovey Cove" levels of win.

 

[newjeruse]

wat?

Did you watch MLB Tonight last night? I edited a breakdown which Dan Plesac did on-air about Shaun Marcum's changeup. Thought you would enjoy it.

 

[eznark]

Did you watch MLB Tonight last night? I edited a breakdown which Dan Plesac did on-air about Shaun Marcum's changeup. Thought you would enjoy it.

Shit, no I didn't. I was asking "wat" because you made it sound like you work for MLBN...and apparently you do. Sweet!

Get me Dan Plesac's autograph.

 

[AbortedWalrusFetus]

Miller Park

It's not fucking cute to ask me for a Budweiser. Do you go to Dunkin Donuts wearing your beret and say "excuse me barista can I have a dainty shot of espresso in this $25 collectors Starbucks mug made out my recycled testicles which I had removed because I felt the testosterone in this country is just too much and is really detrimental to the overall discourse. Women you see are the key to this country's future success which is why I only order dainty bitch brews, like this triple shot of espresso'd latte frappe cappacino vanilla spiced cranberry. Decaf please, caffeine makes people so angry, don't you agree? I'll be waiting patiently over here with my Mac, thank you"

NO. You get a fucking large coffee. Black. Because you know better than to be that douche bag...unless you're Frankman.

It would be like coming to CBP and asking for a steak sandwich without cheese. I don't give a damn if you're lactose intolerant, you either get a cheesesteak or you don't eat it.

 

[Awesome Animals]

It would be like coming to CBP and asking for a steak sandwich without cheese. I don't give a damn if you're lactose intolerant, you either get a cheesesteak or you don't eat it.

I've been there too! I've actually been to many stadiums, but didn't get a chance to goto Old Yankee Stadium.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Another PantherLotus special:

 

[eznark]

BOUGHT

 

[Sanjuro]

Get me Dan Plesac's autograph.

Get me Kevin Millar's blood alcohol level.

 

[RBH]

Did you watch MLB Tonight last night? I edited a breakdown which Dan Plesac did on-air about Shaun Marcum's changeup. Thought you would enjoy it.

I'm insanely jealous that you work for MLBN.

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

Did you watch MLB Tonight last night? I edited a breakdown which Dan Plesac did on-air about Shaun Marcum's changeup. Thought you would enjoy it.

Brah I'm sending you my audition tapes for the fan cave. Tell those Bill Simmons wannabes to watch their backs.

 

[Doytch]

Mets DFA'd Emaus.

Maybe they saw what they needed, but making a decision after 42 PAs in a lost season anyway? Ehhhh.

 

[talisayNon]

Personally I think the Mets are missing Luis Castillo's leadership.

 

[CajoleJuice]

Mets DFA'd Emaus.

Maybe they saw what they needed, but making a decision after 42 PAs in a lost season anyway? Ehhhh.

The argument here is that most people wouldn't have cared if he got cut before the season. So it's like he got some bonus time to show he was worth a roster spot. I don't really care much. Murphy looks ok at 2B so far and Turner could be alright.

 

[talisayNon]

lol at Yankee beatwriters bitching on twitter that it's 1 degree in toronto

 

[Doytch]

Ha, and I was walking down the street an hour ago and thinking "Why did I wear a jacket, could easily get by with a hoody?"

Though checking the temp right now, it's 7C.

 

[The Frankman]

Mets DFA'd Emaus.

Maybe they saw what they needed, but making a decision after 42 PAs in a lost season anyway? Ehhhh.

Wait, WHAT?

*reads*

Yeah, I can't argue with that. He was billed as a guy who'll make the routine play and have a nice OBP. He looks over matched and isn't even making the routine plays. He'll probably wind up in AAA, and we know Turner can hit better.

At least they made a quick decision.

EDIT: lost season?

 

[eznark]

I'd be surprised if the Brewers don't try to claim him, honestly. They are struggling to field bodies in the middle of the infield in AAA.

 

[sf2fanatic]

It's not really a Win unless Broxton loses.

But we finally get to see Jerry Sands called up to the Show

 

[Jangocube]

Fuck the Orioles. Fuck the Yankees. Fuck the Indians. <3 Detroit. <3 Tampa.

WHY MUST THIS SEASON BE SO LONG!

I'd pick a 2nd team to root for, but that would be quite the douche move, so I'll hold off until All-Star break.

 

[eznark]

Fuck the Orioles. Fuck the Yankees. Fuck the Indians. <3 Detroit. <3 Tampa.

WHY MUST THIS SEASON BE SO LONG!

I'd pick a 2nd team to root for, but that would be quite the douche move, so I'll hold off until All-Star break.

You are the worst

 

[CajoleJuice]

Fuck the Orioles. Fuck the Yankees. Fuck the Indians. <3 Detroit. <3 Tampa.

WHY MUST THIS SEASON BE SO LONG!

I'd pick a 2nd team to root for, but that would be quite the douche move, so I'll hold off until All-Star break.

HAHA

HAAHAHA

 

[Sharp]

Fuck the Orioles. Fuck the Yankees. Fuck the Indians. <3 Detroit. <3 Tampa.

WHY MUST THIS SEASON BE SO LONG!

I'd pick a 2nd team to root for, but that would be quite the douche move, so I'll hold off until All-Star break.

The Nationals are always available

They're part of a real league too.

 

[Windu]

Fuck the Orioles. Fuck the Yankees. Fuck the Indians. <3 Detroit. <3 Tampa.

WHY MUST THIS SEASON BE SO LONG!

I'd pick a 2nd team to root for, but that would be quite the douche move, so I'll hold off until All-Star break.

Abandon Ship!

 

[Enron]

hi jangocube

 

[captmcblack]

Fuck the Orioles. Fuck the Yankees. Fuck the Indians. <3 Detroit. <3 Tampa.

WHY MUST THIS SEASON BE SO LONG!

I'd pick a 2nd team to root for, but that would be quite the douche move, so I'll hold off until All-Star break.

Is this a MLB-Age record for quitting on one's team? Even Mets and Royals-GAF waits until June.

 

[eznark]

Brewers beat writer just accused me of trying to rewrite the game because I dated suggest the Brewers should have had LOOGY Stetter warm and ready to pitch to Howard should he have come to the plate in the 9th.

Good lord.

 

[Windu]

heh yeah he said 99% of fans think they can do a better job managing the strategic part of the game which they probably can. Of course the most important part of a manager's job is managing all of the egos etc.. in the clubhouse. I really think their should two separate managers, a clubhouse manager and a in-game manager.

Oh and yeah i responded to him about the 99% tweet, i doubt he will reply.

 

[RBH]

EDIT: lost season?

You damn skippy, hippy.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

So apparently the Rockies mascot was jumping around behind home plate last night trying to distract Lincecum and his no-hit bid.

www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/4/19/2118618/on-a-certain-mascot

 

[CygnusXS]

Alas, jango is determined to make himself but a footnote in MLB-Age history.

 

[Windu]

So apparently the Rockies mascot was jumping around behind home plate last night trying to distract Lincecum and his no-hit bid.

www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/4/19/2118618/on-a-certain-mascot

http://i.imgur.com/cNaPCl.png

he does that for just about every visiting pitcher, doesn't really bother me. So whats next though? will fans have to sit perfectly still if they are behind home plate. Do we need a pitcher's eye lol?

 

[The Frankman]

C'mon Collins. Beltran 3rd, Wright 4th. Not hard.

You damn skippy, hippy.

lol

 

[Guileless]

One of my good friends works for a local brewery and he hates Anheuser Busch for their methods. He is really laid back and that is the only thing that gets him worked up at all (besides sports). So in deference to him if I drink domestic beer it's always High Life.

Is this a MLB-Age record for quitting on one's team? Even Mets and Royals-GAF waits until June.

Matrix quit on the Astros on Opening Day I think. But you can't really argue with him.

 

[bean breath]

C'mon Collins. Beltran 3rd, Wright 4th. Not hard.

lol

It's the Astros.

It's at Citi.

Relax. It's in the bag. Mets season turns around here.

 

[The Frankman]

Matrix quit on the Astros on Opening Day I think. But you can't really argue with him.

trupclow in 2007. Quit after Mets swept Cardinals. Award named after him.

It's the Astros.

It's at Citi.

Relax. It's in the bag. Mets season turns around here.

Once the Pale Reaper Jason Bay comes back Thursday Mets raze the division.

 

[bean breath]

trupclow in 2007. Quit after Mets swept Cardinals. Award named after him.

Once the Pale Reaper Jason Bay comes back Thursday Mets raze the division.

Well, yet again your wrong. Jason bay? Mets were on an uptick after David Wright played catch with young Braves fans at Turner Field.

 

[Windu]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwYZ3LHHERI&feature=player_embedded

 

[bean breath]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwYZ3LHHERI&feature=player_embedded

beat me to it.

Also on a somewhat related note, it's nice to see Lincecum paying tribute to Zito by wearing knee socks.

 

[Seda]

Cubs game postponed? Bah, I had the night off too.

I can watch the Blackhawks lose in a sweep instead 8(

 

[sf2fanatic]

beat me to it.

Also on a somewhat related note, it's nice to see Lincecum paying tribute to Zito by wearing knee socks.

Hopefully he starts to pitch like him too..

 

[SteveWinwood]

Thomes really taking to this Minnesota thing
http://www.twitvid.com/UWKNY
EDIT: F YEAH I'M A MEMBER
2nd EDIT: LOL MEMBER

 

[eznark]

Thomes really taking to this Minnesota thing
http://www.twitvid.com/UWKNY

Fucking awesome

 

[nocode]

Mets DFA'd Emaus.

Maybe they saw what they needed, but making a decision after 42 PAs in a lost season anyway? Ehhhh.

I think they are showing that they are not interested in sitting idle while the team goes down the crapper. Everyone expects them to only win like 60 games this year it seems (can anyone blame them?) but at least they aren't just throwing in the towel after 2 weeks of baseball.

Fuck that, I remember how they had some fire those first couple of games! The team has life, and need to straighten out the pitching somehow...anyhow...just find guys that can throw strikes!!

 

[Sharp]

Thomes really taking to this Minnesota thing
http://www.twitvid.com/UWKNY
EDIT: F YEAH I'M A MEMBER
2nd EDIT: LOL MEMBER

Thome is awesome.

 

[Lambtron]

Man I posted that commercial like two pages ago!

It is awesome. Dave St. Peter said on Twitter that they're going to try to be selling some flannel Thome jerseys at the park. Pretty amazing.

 

[mYm|17|]

lopez actually being clutch the past few games

yea, i actually said that