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[The Frankman]

Hey Dickey you may want to stop walking people now.

 

[ConradCervantes]

It is astonishing how much this game fucking sucks already. Terrible defense, Greinke is all over the fucking place, Christ these guys are playing like they just got called up. Fuckers.

Edit: fuck me sideways.

 

[weekend_warrior]

Welcome back to the AL Greinke.

 

[sangreal]

Swish!

Can't blame that one on the defense

 

[The Frankman]

... R.A. Dickey just threw a circle change...

ok.

 

[jakncoke]

lmao

 

[Doytch]

@gregorMLB: #BlueJays Snider will get some more work in at CF with Las Vegas when he returns from concussion.
lolwut

 

[jakncoke]

seems like its time to derp this inning for the blue jays

 

[GhostWriter24]

ANOTHER TRIPLE FOR REYES! 3-3 on the night!

15 triples on the season, are you kidding me?????

MV-FUCKING-P.

 

[AkumaHokoru]

ANOTHER TRIPLE FOR REYES! 3-3 on the night!

15 triples on the season, are you kidding me?????

MV-FUCKING-P.

and yet the mets are not going to resign him because they are fucking morons.

 

[Doytch]

herpaderpa indeeeeed

 

[weekend_warrior]

ANOTHER TRIPLE FOR REYES! 3-3 on the night!

15 triples on the season, are you kidding me?????

MV-FUCKING-P.

He's gonna look great in a Giants jersey.

 

[The Frankman]

Jose Reyes! another triple! Exciting! Thrilling! Thrilling! EXCITING! THRILLING! THRILLING!THRILLING!THRILLING! OH BAH GAWD THEY GOTTA SIGN HIM, SKITTLES!

Mets are just destroying Porcello with a barrage of horsehide missiles.

and yet the mets are not going to resign him because they are fucking morons

who are you again?

 

[Doytch]

Jose Reyes! another triple! Exciting! Thrilling! Thrilling! EXCITING! THRILLING! THRILLING!THRILLING!THRILLING! OH BAH GAWD THEY GOTTA SIGN HIM, SKITTLES!

who are you again?

unfortunately, nobody really pays attention to wTEAvg

 

[CajoleJuice]

The Mets are an offensive powerhouse. What?

 

[ConradCervantes]

Yanks will retire Jeter via dead hooker in trunk and sign Reyes to that sweet, sweet Crawford money. Wilpon will hang himself in his closet.

 

[The Frankman]

unfortunately, nobody really pays attention to wTEAvg

But Reyes has great DaCo3rd numbers!

The Mets are an offensive powerhouse. What?

Welcome to last month. Seriously, where have you been? Jeez.

 

[Doytch]

big ups sanjuro. this dogfish head birr is

 

[CajoleJuice]

But Reyes has great DaCo3rd numbers!

Welcome to last month. Seriously, where have you been? Jeez.

Did anyone (besides you) expect this to continue?

I had some Dogfish Head this weekend. Good stuff.

 

[eznark]

This game is a lot of fun. I blame Blackhole McGehee. Fucker is too fat and slow to live.

 

[jakncoke]

 

[The Frankman]

Did anyone (besides you) expect this to continue?

It will stop when Justin Turner, Jose Reyes, Carlos Beltran, and Angel Pagan stop hitting at the same time.

*checks numbers*

Haven't stopped hitting? ok. Think about it. If Reyes is constantly playing like an MVP by getting on and stealing bases, Turner is constantly making productive outs/clutch RBIs, Beltran is being Supertran, and Pagan is hittting, the offense will continue. Even Bay's suckitude can be partially hidden. Hell, I'm not even mentioning Daniel Murphy and Lucas Duda of late.

This offense will not hit HR's--


OH MY FUCKING GOD A GRAND SLAM BY JASON BAY! A GRAND SLAM!!!! BY BAY! THE FIRST IN TWO YEARS BY A MET!! AND IT'S BAY!!!! RAGNAROK IS UPON US!!!
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[CajoleJuice]

holy shit

 

[sangreal]

Stuck in South Jersey. All I can watch is this crappy no-hitter while I listen to Sterling ramble about the Yankees

I hope someone charges the mound and takes out Lee.

 

[The Frankman]

I just want to tell teams who need a power bat Mets are regrettably willing to part with Jason Bay...

C'mon, it's a tough decision but if you send the Mets a couple of top prospects I'm sure you can acquire this mighty hitter.

 

[jakncoke]

fucking bautista

 

[The Frankman]

Reyes just barely missed a HR, hitting a double...

Reyes is 4 for 4 with two singles, a double and a triple. He has back-to-back 4-hit games...

UNREAL.

 

[rando14]

There goes the no hitter.

 

[sf2fanatic]

Reyes just barely missed a HR, hitting a double...

Reyes is 4 for 4 with two singles, a double and a triple. He has back-to-back 4-hit games...

UNREAL.

Too bad he plays for a crappy team...

He should be traded to the west coast..At least teams have a chance to win the division

 

[The Frankman]

SUPERTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

GRAND SLAM!
GRAND SLAM!
GRAND SLAM!

None in two years, TWO IN ONE GAME!!

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

the fuck got into the mets all of a sudden?

 

[The Frankman]

the fuck got into teh mets all of a sudden?

Dat thrilling exciting feeling!

 

[ConradCervantes]

OH MY FUCKING GOD A GRAND SLAM BY JASON BAY! A GRAND SLAM!!!! BY BAY! THE FIRST IN TWO YEARS BY A MET!! AND IT'S BAY!!!! RAGNAROK IS UPON US!!!

:lol

 

[cashman]

Well this makes last weekend much less embarassing.

Also Minute Maid is like a home away from home for Josh.

 

[sf2fanatic]

So much for the hitting clinic last night....

 

[XiaNaphryz]

the fuck got into teh mets all of a sudden?

Driving up dat trade value.

 

[The Frankman]

Driving up dat trade value.

Damn straight. Teams gonna be lining up to get them some Jason Bay.

 

[ConradCervantes]

Cliff Lee is beasting all over the place lately. Gunning for his third consecutive shutout, just give him the Cy Young now and call it a day.

 

[JABEE]

Victorinoooooo!

 

[The Frankman]

I see a day off in Justin Turner's future tomorrow.

 

[rando14]

Cliff Lee is beasting all over the place lately. Gunning for his third consecutive shutout, just give him the Cy Young now and call it a day.

Lee has been better lately, but Halladay is overall better for the year.

 

[Kuroyume]

Looked on Twitter and saw that Mets hit two Grand Slams and I was like... WHAT

 

[ConradCervantes]

Why? Why would you do that while down five?

 

[AkumaHokoru]

who are you again?

Nunya business. Just a Yankees fan who lives with mets fans laughing at a dumb decision. s'all ya need to know.

 

[Maxim726X]

It will stop when Justin Turner, Jose Reyes, Carlos Beltran, and Angel Pagan stop hitting at the same time.

*checks numbers*

Haven't stopped hitting? ok. Think about it. If Reyes is constantly playing like an MVP by getting on and stealing bases, Turner is constantly making productive outs/clutch RBIs, Beltran is being Supertran, and Pagan is hittting, the offense will continue. Even Bay's suckitude can be partially hidden. Hell, I'm not even mentioning Daniel Murphy and Lucas Duda of late.

This offense will not hit HR's--


OH MY FUCKING GOD A GRAND SLAM BY JASON BAY! A GRAND SLAM!!!! BY BAY! THE FIRST IN TWO YEARS BY A MET!! AND IT'S BAY!!!! RAGNAROK IS UPON US!!!
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Basically the reaction I had. I soiled my undergarments.

 

[jakncoke]

ugh d'Arnaud

 

[Maxim726X]

I see a day off in Justin Turner's future tomorrow.

He deserves one.

He should be the starting 2b for the rest of the season. Let's see what he can do over a full season.

 

[clemenx]

METS GRAND SLAMS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WORLD.

Shame I missed them.

 

[Maxim726X]

METS GRAND SLAMS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WORLD.

Shame I missed them.

Dude I would pissed if I missed this game. This has to be the best game of the season, no doubt.

 

[weekend_warrior]

OH MY FUCKING GOD A GRAND SLAM BY JASON BAY! A GRAND SLAM!!!! BY BAY! THE FIRST IN TWO YEARS BY A MET!! AND IT'S BAY!!!! RAGNAROK IS UPON US!!!

Did Bay just double his RBI total for the season with that one hit?