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Official April NBA thread - WNBA Draft is April 5th, Bish!

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bishoptl said:
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"Hopefully, when I wake up tomorrow, I'll be happy," said Francis, who has never been to Canada. "I feel relieved now more than happy."

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"Fine. You've been cursed to bounce around the league from team to team, never succeed in the playoffs, then finish your career with Starbury! Happy now, bitch?"

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"...shit."

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"The Pot Block wins again!"

:lol I was hoping Bish would give this sort of response...






timmy said:
Kobe is just as much of a role player as Nash or Billups. It's just that he doesn't play the kind of role that wins a lot of games.

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VisionaryQuest0 said:
Jesus...I can only imagine what it would be like to be a Rockets fan this year.

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Been there, done that, bought that t-shirt.





Meier said:
"How many games are the Magic out of the playoffs, Hedo?"
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"But you guys have won how many in a row?"
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"Wow, that's a nice run.. how many do you expect to run that to before the season is over?"
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"Dwight -- one more question. What will happen to the team or player who tries to prevent you guys from winning out?"
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:lol Genius.

And I think it's time we had a Power Rankings post...

Power Rankings: 'Bron on the move
By Marc Stein
ESPN.com

Did someone say Super Seven?

Super is actually a bit strong given that half of the six-pack anointed as the league's elite in this cyberspace last week isn't playing well at the moment: San Antonio, Phoenix and Miami are all struggling. Yet there's no denying that LeBron James' Cleveland Cavaliers, who halted New Jersey's 14-game win streak Saturday and have a 10-1 record since March 14, deserve their promotion into the top five of ESPN.com's NBA Power Rankings.

It remains to be seen if James' inexperienced gang is ready to win a playoff series, but the Cavs' surge -- coupled with the return of Larry Hughes -- edges them past the Suns and Heat to account for one significant shift in the upper reaches of the rankings ... our second-to-last edition of the season. The other big move is Dallas rising to No. 2 after winning Friday's showdown with the Spurs in San Antonio and resuscitating the Mavericks' bid to finish with the top seed in the West.

Read on to see where your team ranks and click here to send me feedback. You can also click here to read my latest around-the-league weekend edition of the Daily Dime.

Team Archives:

2005-06 Power Rankings: Week 24
1 (1) Pistons 62-15 Not going to win 70, obviously, but Pistons were indeed first to 60 wins and have a healthy three-game lead with five to play in the race for best overall record.

2 (4) Mavericks 58-19 Mavs followed up the worst week of their season (three straight Ls) with perhaps their best, led by Nowitzki going for 59 points combined against Artest and Bowen.

3 (3) Nets 47-29 It's tough to see Nets making up 2 1/2 games on Miami with a week and change to go. Then again, who expected Nets to go 15-1 and get this close?

4 (2) Spurs 59-18 One home loss to Dallas, big as it was, isn't the big concern. The big concern continues to be whether Duncan/Ginobili/Spurs are healthy enough to repeat.
5 (7) Cavaliers 46-30 A season-high No. 5 despite the MSG loss because (A) Knicks actually looked like an NBA team last week and (B) big Jersey win took Cavs to 8-9 against the "Super Six."

6 (5) Suns 50-26 Make that 8-9 since the 11-game win streak, but it's not all bleak: There's no 50-win team in Suns' way until the West finals. They won't see pesky Sonics again, either.

7 (6) Heat 50-27 Seriously: Since Miami's playoff fantasies depend on a dose of Old School Shaq against Detroit, maybe it's safest to just park The Diesel for the final five games.

8 (8) Nuggets 43-34 K-Mart. Boykins. And now Najera. It's a good thing 'Melo's getting so good (30.5 ppg in his last 14 games) because Nuggets' injury bug is as consistent as he is.

9 (10) Grizzlies 44-33 Five games left. Four against sub-.500 squads and the fifth is at home against Clips. In other words, No. 5 in the West is there for the taking. If Grizz want it, that is.

10 (9) Clippers 44-32 Clips need a 6-0 finish for the best record in franchise history. I'm guessing they'd settle for a healthier and happier Maggette. Mobley, too.

11 (14) Kings 41-37 Tuesday's visit to Dallas was the worst performance of the Artest Era, but it's the only blip in a 6-1 run that has given Kings a shot to secure seventh in the West.

12 (11) Lakers 41-37 Zenmeister Jackson had never experienced a season with more than 35 losses before this season ... but even Kobe says it's Phil's best coaching job ever.

13 (12) Wizards 39-37 Still got it: As soon as I labeled Wiz as the East's most credible lower-seeded team, three key players -- Butler, Daniels and (yikes) Arenas -- all get dinged up.

14 (17) Bulls 35-41 Failed to kill off Philly, but Bulls are still sitting prettiest when compared to Bucks, Pacers and Sixers. 'Cause they get Knicks' No. 1 pick no matter what happens.

15 (20) Magic 32-44 Chicago and Philly have been so meek in their so-called race for No. 8 that Magic -- now on a 12-4 run after winning at Miami -- deserve it no matter where they finish.

16 (13) Bucks 37-40 Only in the East: Bucks suddenly need to run the table (5-0) if they want to finish above .500 ... but might wind up with the No. 6 seed regardless.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/powerranking

What's interesting is that the east might have more 50+ win teams than the west, with the Cavs and Nets both having realistic shots of hitting that mark. However the west has more depth in terms of quality teams, with the top nine teams all having a shot at finishing .500 or better. In the east (top four aside) only the Wizards have an inside shot at finishing over .500, while the 6th seeded Bucks also have a slim chance.
 
batigoool, steel yourself. Ray Allen and his streaking Sonics will be at the AT&T Center tonight to deliver yet another beatdown on the thuggish Spurs. Maybe Bruce Bowen will decided to play by the rules tonight? Doubt it, but that doesn't matter. Even with illegitimate kicks to the back, Ray Allen is still game enough to drain a three in the eye of Bowen to win the game.

I expect tonight won't need such a drastic shot, though. Sonics by at least 10.

Get your excuses ready.
 
:lol

I am going to the Kings-Suns game tonight. Witht he Rockets and Sonic fans, It will be strange for a gaf person to see not only one playoff team, but two!
 
They're hyping up the Bowen/Allen match up tonight like it's a fight waiting to break out :lol
 
LMAO

Only the Raptors can make Walker look like a superstar. Shaq almost has a triple double.

Edit: He has it!

get rid of the Raps....first Kobe goes off on them, then Shaq gets a triple double on them
 
Incognito said:
batigoool, steel yourself. Ray Allen and his streaking Sonics will be at the AT&T Center tonight to deliver yet another beatdown on the thuggish Spurs. Maybe Bruce Bowen will decided to play by the rules tonight? Doubt it, but that doesn't matter. Even with illegitimate kicks to the back, Ray Allen is still game enough to drain a three in the eye of Bowen to win the game.

I expect tonight won't need such a drastic shot, though. Sonics by at least 10.

Get your excuses ready.

Get ready for another Riverwalk parade.
 
im still waiting of a gif of kobe shooting a 3 over sam cassell and slapping him on the ass after. You dissapoint me GAF
 
Easy win against an extremely mediocre team. The bench let the lead shrink a little in the end but everyone knows what really happened. We also got #60. :D

On to the game against Orlando. Should be an entertaining one.
 
Nocioni with 20 and 17. He's turned into a monster.

Looks like we'll be tied with Philly and 1 back of the Pacers with 5 games left :)
 
Kwame with a double double in the first half O_o

Kobe with 25 points at half O_o

Edit: Make that 28

Double Edit: make that 30
 
Eminem said:
Nocioni with 20 and 17. He's turned into a monster.

Looks like we'll be tied with Philly and 1 back of the Pacers with 5 games left :)

I added him for my championship series in Fiftys Fantasy league...talk about good timing and Yao went down and he's on Soft Europeans squad.
 
Kobe's a bad motherfucker.

mike montgomery further solidifying his status as the dumbest NBA coach by leaving a fucking 18 year old high schooler guard (and get torched by) Kobe Bryant.

Kobe's also crossed up JRich badly like 4 or 5 times already.
 
mike montgomery further solidifying his status as the dumbest NBA coach

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"Fuck that, I was the one who didn't call one double team on Kobe when he lit my ass up for 81! Montgomery can't see me!"
 
Hey now, stop being so harsh on the Raptors. if Bosh was there, Shaq would've got 8 assists, tops.

P.S. Meier, the Magic ain't shit. Let's ask a REAL team:


How many games are the Raptors out of the playoffs, Charlie?"
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"But you guys have won how many in a row?"
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"Wow, that's a nice run.. how many do you expect to run that to before the season is over?"
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" -- one more question. What will happen to the team or player who tries to prevent you guys from winning out?"
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DMczaf said:
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"Tierre Brown is the future of the Los Angeles Lakers."


:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

How many games are the Raptors out of the playoffs, Charlie?"


"But you guys have won how many in a row?"


"Wow, that's a nice run.. how many do you expect to run that to before the season is over?"


" -- one more question. What will happen to the team or player who tries to prevent you guys from winning out?"


:lol :lol :lol :lol:lol
 
Man how do you give up a 17 point lead at the half, and let a team score 72 points on you in the second half?

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and I had the Konex of Steve Nash fans sitting behind me at the game. He spent the entire 3rd quarter talking about Nash while he was sitting on the bench watching his team come back without him.
 
That was a must win for the Suns. I would much rather them play the Lakers. Hopefully it knocks them out of this funk they have been in.
 
Incognito said:
Didn't notice this earlier. You want some?

Incognito said:
Obvious ref bias. Game was over as soon as I saw that trio walk onto the court.

Incognito said:
Get your excuses ready.

Shut the fuck up...





Barrage said:
Hey now, stop being so harsh on the Raptors. if Bosh was there, Shaq would've got 8 assists, tops.

P.S. Meier, the Magic ain't shit. Let's ask a REAL team:


How many games are the Raptors out of the playoffs, Charlie?"
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"But you guys have won how many in a row?"
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"Wow, that's a nice run.. how many do you expect to run that to before the season is over?"
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" -- one more question. What will happen to the team or player who tries to prevent you guys from winning out?"
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:lol :lol :lol
 
damn, Kidd looks pissed off there. it's like if Gordon doesn't give it up he's going to pretend he's his wife and beat the shit out of him.
 
jobber said:
LMAO

Only the Raptors can make Walker look like a superstar. Shaq almost has a triple double.

Edit: He has it!

get rid of the Raps....first Kobe goes off on them, then Shaq gets a triple double on them

Maccabi Tel Aviv 105 - Toronto Raptors 103.
 
If the Wiz lose tonight, the EC will only have 4 teams over .500 with a week to play. How pathetic is that?

PS: They are the underdog tonight... :lol
 
No where else to post this, but I just saw that sportscenter commercial during the pistons /cav blowout and the commercial about the no dress code/ haircut issue is hilarious.... :lol :lol :lol Stuart scotts gumby and the dudes hair at the end is classic
 
Meier said:
COME ON ATLANTA! And fuck you New Jersey.. you dudes need to fucking win tonight, dammit.

So Jersey can win 14-15 in a row but can't beat a shitty Philly team and an underachieving Bulls team. wtf. I think our Magic are fucked buddy, proper fucked. At least it's not for lack of trying.:D
 
Meier said:
Everybody who needs to lose is winning/won. Dammit :|

Its terrible! I check on the teams and I see them all probably going to win. The Magic had a great run at the end, but making the playoffs now is even more unlikely. They just ran out of games. :(
 
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