Mama Smurf
My penis is still intact.
Ben Haim should have been sent off, that was a yellow card when he delibrately blocked Johnson's run with no attempt to get the ball.
Socreges said:I was going to go to the Canada-Scotland U21 match today in Vancouver, but they f'ing moved the field and the time because of rain conditions, and now I can't go. They have to build that new stadium and soon.
Ronok said:Mama, what you're saying is going against what everyone I know is saying. lol It's also going against what everyone at the match was saying..... No way is the media going to let go of this one. lol
Right, BC Place. They weren't using it for whatever reason. Maybe because the game would have a terrible atmosphere given its capacity (60k?) and attendance for the game (much, much less).jamesinclair said:I thought Vancuver had a domed stadium?
Was there anything on target, or even that close to on target?
Ok, I meant that Israel were much more direct when they picked the ball up in the final third. I think that England belabour things too much.
That said, how many shot's on target or clear cut opportunities did England have either? Hence my description of tootheless - they didn't really *look* like scoring, even if there had been another 30 minutes.
Apart from Lampard's shot that Rooney almost latched onto, the only things I can think of would be the offsides, which aren't chances...
Ghost said:Well penalties arent even close to 50/50, this rule would make that abundantly clear if it ever happened, hell maybe England would actually manage to win a penalty shoot out if they had to take them every week.
A celebration stripped of taste and dignity
That splendid satirist Dennis Pennis once asked the actress Demi Moore: Would you ever consider keeping your clothes on if the script demanded it?
The same kind of question might have been addressed to the Chelsea players Frank Lampard, John Terry and Didier Drogba on an extremely cold evening in north London.
Their immediate reaction upon winning an FA Cup replay at Tottenham was to tear off their shirts, beat their chests and generally incite the locals with a display of shabbily choreographed triumphalism. Not so much a sports team, more a bunch of City traders celebrating their annual bonuses.
Naturally, this in no way excuses that foolish fellow who invaded the field to remonstrate with the shirtless ones. After all, nobody wants to see football pitches awash with petulant clowns throwing peevish punches, even when they happen to be fans rather than footballers.
And Chelsea are not the only side guilty of this arrogant posturing, merely the most obviously irritating.
Indeed, they are so obviously, so crassly irritating that I wondered if somebody in authority at Stamford Bridge the owner, the chief executive, the outgoing manager might murmur a pointed lesson about the virtues of taste and dignity. Then I remembered that the people in question are, respectively,Roman Abramovich, Peter Kenyon and Jose Mourinho.
So Lampard, Terry, Drogba and the rest will continue to behave with all the discreet class of hen-night strippers.
And taste and dignity will not raise their voices.
Manchester United reportedly want to pair Barcelona star Deco with Cristiano Ronaldo at Old Trafford so are lining up a £15million summer bid.
Catalan giants Barca are planning to overhaul their squad at the end of this season and according to reports, Sir Alex Ferguson is planning to sign the unsettled Portuguese playmaker.
Deco has already hinted he wants a fresh challenge after three years at the Nou Camp and it is thought that bringing him to Old Trafford would help ensure Ronaldo pens a new contract with the Red Devils.
Although Ronaldo's new deal is expected to be five years, there are still disputes over the pay with the player holding out for more than £100,000 per week.
Arsenal are monitoring Miroslav Klose's contract talks with Werder Bremen - and will make a £5million summer move if they break down.
The prolific Germany striker has so far failed to thrash out a new long-term deal with the Bundesliga outfit - and will be sold in the summer transfer window if he does not put pen to paper.
German giants Bayern Munich have been hovering around Klose for some time - but Bremen would rather sell the striker to an English club than a fierce rival.
Gunners boss Arsene Wenger has been a long-time admirer of Klose, who is under contract with Bremen until 2008, and a transfer fee of £5million is well within his budget at the Emirates Stadium.
Wenger would face stiff competition for the hitman's signature, though, as London rivals Tottenham and Manchester United are also believed to be monitoring his situation.
hehe the "this is SPARTAAA" spirit didn't really help the Greeks today, on the otherhand they always kinda sucked battling things out with us thru out historysorry neighbours, couldn't resist.....I am sure you guys would have done the same, if the reversed happened...so no hard feelings
Lakitu said:Transfer news of the day:
Gunners keep eye on Klose talks
Ronok said:Going back to the Arsenal stuff, Hleb in particular, I really don't understand how people can be saying he isn't good enough etc.... At first I didn't really like his style as he cut in way to much but after awhile he started getting used to the way Arsenal play and up until his injury he was easilly one of our best players..... Recently he hasn't been so good, but, that can be said about everyone to some extent. :-/
Mama Smurf said:Moving away from England for a second, I just read an article on the ridiculous idea to have peanlty shoot outs after draws. The latest idea is that both teams would get a point, but there'd be an extra point for the penalty shoot out winner.
Now, given that penalties are about a 50/50 chance (even more even chance if they're that common and not as crucial, so less pressure), that would generally mean on average a draw would be worth 1.5 points. 3 points for a win, 1.5 points for a draw. In other words, just back to the old style of 2 points for a win and 1 point for a draw! Which we changed in the first place to encourage teams to try and win games.
Yey for stupid ideas!
Mama Smurf said:I agree we're not sharp enough with our striking though, but I knew it'd be like that before the game. I thought everyone did, Rooney's not a big goalscorer and without Owen our strikers drop sharply in quality.
Sometimes Im convinced that the reporters just pick a name and a club out of a hat and writr an article about how the club is interested in the player.Mama Smurf said:United sure are being linked to a lot of people. Don't even know which ones to believe anymore, except for Hargreaves, they apparently want a left back, right back, defensive central midfielder, creative central midfielder, winger and forward. Oh, and all top quality, which would cost them over £100m.
They're linked with Micah Richards today as well as Deco, which at least makes more sense than Bale. Gary Neville's been great, but I would say he's got two more years left in him at the most. I think Brown would be a decent replacement, but if that happened then United would have to buy at centre back to replace Brown who normally covers there. So they might as well leave him where he is and buy a good right back, when one becomes available.
Wouldn't say it's a priority though.
kaizoku said:The top English teams have to break down tough defences every week, they should be able to do it. The problem is there is no team when England play, there is simply 11 guys running around showing off their lion hearts or whatever.
Arsenal and Man Utd break down tough defences every week and they do it by playing good football as a team.
Thing with Lampard is he's not going to break down the defences with a clever through ball, he's not going to help our forwards or entire attacking formation because his entire game is built around getting near the box and shooting as often as possible. That may help the scoreline and himself now and then, but when its 0-0 and you're struggling you dont want to rely on his luck. You want to rely on your strength as a unit.
England need a clever passer, they need rhythm to their game, organisation, some sense of purpose and direction. They need guys who can play good football.
Stop being stupid Mclaren. Lennon is a good sub, as is Wright Philips, but Lennon doesn't have the end product, he doesnt suit the England team. Same for Lampard, these guys are disrupting the flow with their own style which doesnt match the rest of the team. Does anyone ever feel a glimmer of hope when Lennon gets into a crossing position?
You might not understand the reasons for me wanting to ditch the player who looked most like scoring - but its similar to why I wanted to get rid of Ruud at Utd.
kaizoku said:Rooney is not the next Ian Wright - wtf? He's been England's outstanding performer at tournaments in the past (WC not included) he's just having a bad season.
Mama Smurf said:You know, Sven must be laughing his ass off, and I hope he is. I don't think he was the right man for England (by the time he left anyway), but all these people who claimed all we lacked was a passionate coach and that could only come from and Englishman must be feeling like absolute fools right now.
Say what you like about him, but he always got us qualifying well. He took over towards the beginning of a campaign, Kevin Keegan having quit, with England only having 1 point from two games after losing to Germany and drawing with Finland. Sven not only took us through to the World Cup that time, he amanged to get us to the top of the table ahead of Germany (5-1...best game ever). Won 5, drew 1 and lost 0 under him in that race.
Euro 2004 qualification again had us top of the table, and quite comfortably. 6 wins, 2 draws, 0 losses.
We actually had that really bad loss to N. Ireland in the WC 2006 qualifying, but apart from that it was again smooth sailing. 8 wins, 1 draw, 1 loss...coasting through.
So his record in qualifying was 19 wins, 4 draws, 1 loss. McClaren already has that loss down and is halfway to the draw total...and we've only played 5 games!
I can hardly judge McClaren on his finals performance, I may never be able to judge him if he doesn't survive this qualifying campaign, but Sven did pretty wel there too. Quarter-finals everytime, twice going out on penalties, once to the eventual champions.
I can't remember if anyone here argued the no passion thing, but a lot of fans and pundits and the media did...and I imagine England will win the World Cup again before any of them admit they were wrong.
Mama Smurf said:It's not like we tried to play that high up against Israel, they wouldn't come out when we had the ball. We tried passing it around at the back during the first half and Israel said "ok, you just do that and we'll stay here".
If Rooney doesn't get room, he gets frustrated. Some players actually do better when fired up...not Rooney. He's liable to get sent off and even when he stays on the pitch he starts making poor decisions. He seems to get a "mark me out of the game will you, I'll show you" attitude and he makes bad choices, always trying to score when he could slip people through, tries to go on difficult runs when there's a good pass on etc.
psycho_snake said:Sometimes Im convinced that the reporters just pick a name and a club out of a hat and writr an article about how the club is interested in the player.
I think United need to get a right back, a winger, a central midfielder and a striker, although i doubt we can afford to buy quality players for 4 different positions. I think we can wait until next summer for a right back. Gary Neville is getting old, but I reckon he's got what it takes to carry on playing for another year, with brown filling in from time to time. Micah richards would be a great buy, but how much would he cost? There have been some ridiculous figures being thrown around. If we can get him for a relatively cheap price; something lower than 10 million pounds, then maybe its worth investing, but a right back can wait.
We definately need a striker. Saha and rooney are good enough. Solskjaer is getting old and he's going to be making even less appearances. Smith could make a comeback if he gets a good pre season, but he isnt the quality that we need. Gudjohnsen has been linked with us and Id be happy to see him at OT. i was thinking about the possability of tevez coming to United. He's been playing weel over the last few games and I reckon that at a big club such as united he could improve a lot. He's shown good potential and he's young, so he could be a good buy, but it depends how mcuh we can get him for.
Hargreaves looks like a certainty. Unfortunately it looks like Bayern wont sell him for cheap price. If we are luck we might be able to get him for 15 million pounds, but Im sure bayern will try to get an extra few pounds out of selling him. Deco has been linked, but Im sure thats just pure speculation.
We need a winger to replace giggs. Park is decent, but he's more of a squad player. Richardson and fletcher are out of the question. Richardson is shit and although fletcher can be good, he's far too inconsistant. nani has been linked. Again price is the problem. It was reported thatr sporting would sell him for 14 million pounds.
So here are the players who I think we can get.
hargreaves - 17 million
gudjohnsen - 8 million
tevez - 12 million
nani - 14 million
richards - ?
If we buy hargreaves, nani and one of the strikers, its going to cost around 39 - 43 million. Its a lot of money and Im not asure what the board plan to give us. They said that they would back us up, but 40 million a lot of money to be spent.
kaizoku said:what? Rooney plays best when he is angry, he's having a bad season because he's been so docile. he has to find the balance and not explode, but some of his best football has been produced when he's been pissed off at something - for example his best ever goal vs Newcastle. I think he's had anger management classes which may explain his timid season.
England have been poor for a long time so its not right to just blame it on a 100% defensive israeli team.
Mama Smurf - this was your England team before the game:
-------------------------Foster---------------------
G Neville----Ferdinand-------Terry-------A Cole
Lennon-------Lampard----Hargreaves----J Cole
----------------Rooney--------Owen--------------
I dont think thats awfully different from what was played - sub Cole for Gerrard and you still have a disjointed dysfunctional team of individuals.
If there is no movement its because theres no space to move into. Thats where the clever bit comes in. Teams dont attack at Old Trafford if they can help it, they are more interested in defending against Utd than they are Arsenal imo.
Utd score all kinds of goals. Vs boro you saw Rooney blow a hat trick of balls through the middle - he made plenty of runs then. But when you're a striker and you have a midfield of Lennon, Lampard, Hargreaves, Gerrad/Cole - where do you suggest they run? The advantage of someone like Carrick is he plays from deep and if you hold the ball deep you attract the opposition forwards. Carrick allows his team mates to play better.
With Rooney then allowed to drop deep to get the ball and the other forward making wide/forward runs, you then have the ingredients to start stretching defences and the weapons to do some damage.
With Lennon's pace down the wings you can really start to see a game plan developing.
However with Lampard, what he does is push forward into the box at every opportunity, this reduces Rooney's options, he has to adopt different positions, it forces the opposition team into their own box, and gives them less to worry about - also clutters up the space available. They never have to worry about the ball over the top. This reduces the impact wingers can have as well, they'll be running into dead ends or crossing into a huge crowd.
You want a fluid team where the ball is moving back and forth, left and right and the players are able to interchange. Thats how you stretch a team.
Outdoor Miner said:A lot of noise is being made in the Mexican press about Man U continually scouting Andres Guardado from the Mexican Football League.
Info on the guy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrés_Guardado
I've seen Guardado play plenty of times, and I don't think I've ever walked away from a match not convinced he isn't one of the best Mexicans playing right now. He's only 20 and is a total crack and if not bound for Man U, will definitely be going to some other Champions League team.
Mama Smurf said:Isn't he one of the "golden three" of Mexico's youth, along with Giovanni dos Santos and Carlos Vela? The latter's at Arsenal and I guess will one day get a work permit, the former is at Barcelona and is rumoured to be chased by Liverpool...so it seems kind of appropriate for the third one to come to Man Utd.
Mama Smurf said:*tries to think of other Mexicans in the Premiership*
Ermmm...have there been any?
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That was a great game for the USMNT and better for Landon Donovan. It just goes to show that he's best played at the forward position rather than an attacking mid. There were plenty of positives from that game, and I hope that it only makes Sunil Gulati's decision to keep Bob Bradley as head coach easier.ianswoody said:Holy crap, umm... Landon Donovan is good. Anyone watching this on ESPN2?
What was wrong with Borgetti? I was pissed that Allardyce kept him in the reserves while he proved to be a great forward whenever he got a starting spot.Outdoor Miner said:Aye he is.
After the Borgetti experiment, I'm kind of weary of any mexicans in the Premiership. While they are infinitely more talented and younger than the Borg, there's still an air of doubt in my mind that they won't be able to cope with the physicalness of the league.
Regardless, it'll be fun seeing them develop!