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[Azwethinkweiz]

Leela: "You know Zapp, someone ought to teach you a lesson."
Zapp: "If it's a lesson in love, watch out! I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?"
Kif: *sigh* "Sexlexia."

Dammit I came in here to post that.

 

[weekend_warrior]

Lrrr: You know what they say, women are from Omicron Persei 7, men are from Omicron Persei 9.

Gets me every time. :lol

 

[Phaethon0017]

Lawyer Chicken: Now Pramela, I know it's scary in that there witness box, but taint no need to fear me. BUCCKKYAAAAA!! I'm sorry, I thought you was corn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6CPPema0QY

 

[Uncle]

Morgan Proctor: Why is there yogurt in this hat?
Fry: I can explain. See it used to be milk, and... well, time makes fools of us all!

 

[LeMaximilian]

'Put the metal to the petal to the other metal!'

 

[B.K.]

Ndnd: You know what they say, women are from Omicron Persei 7, men are from Omicron Persei 9.

Gets me every time. :lol

Fixed.

 

[Javaman]

"Javaman!"-Farnsworth

 

[Uncle]

Mumbo? Perhaps. Jumbo? Perhaps not!

 

[Deeku]

No good, it's full of steam!

 

[Danne-Danger]

The butter in my pocket is melting!

 

[Ondore]

Morgan Proctor: Why is there yogurt in this hat?
Fry: I can explain. See it used to be milk, and... well, time makes fools of us all!

"Damnit Hermes, just jump already! Quit hogging that healthy liver!"
"DO A FLIP!"

And of course, "Hermes Conrad, you are technically correct. The best kind of correct!"

 

[notsol337]

"Our universe is doomed!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_49iNqxOnH4

 

[Uncle]

I'm not familiar with this type of thing I'm seeing.

 

[glaurung]

Even though Futurama is good, sometimes even very good, this thread has nothing on the Simpsons graphics thread.

Nothing I say!

 

[elfinke]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-KsXDGo9gE

:lol

Holy crap I laughed at this. Yeah yeah, 'yo mama' isn't exactly high brow Futurama comedy, but maybe that is why I laughed quiet so hard at it

 

[Shaneus]

How has this not come up yet?
The Problem With Popplers, when they first discover them.
"They're like sex, except I'm having them!"

And from another episode that I can't remember... possibly from when Fry had the truckstop sandwich?
"It's like there's a party in my mouth and everybody's throwing up."

Fuck, I'm gonna do another rewatch I think, skipping the movies and ending with the latest season.

Oh, and this:

And the look Fry gives Bender when he mentions something about smelling things... I think it's the werecar episode. It's even better than when Fry slowly stops chewing! If anyone has the episode on hand to cap/gif the smell gif, that would be awesome.

To hell with your spoiled baby, I need those shoes!

 

[Uncle]

Even though Futurama is good, sometimes even very good, this thread has nothing on the Simpsons graphics thread.

Nothing I say!

It's bendering time!

 

[Ondore]

http://padrehq.com/futurama_yesno.gif

"In other words: Boring."

 

[DrForester]

"In other words: Boring."

THAT DOES NOT FEMPUTE!

 

[Blader]

It's bendering time!

He's pending para un bending.

 

[GurgleBot20]

Fry: Hey Professor, great jerky!
Prof: This is an outrage! I was going to eat that mummy. Fry has got to go!

Prof(On the phone): Did he at least die painlessly?.......to shreds you say. How is his wife holding up?..........to shreds you say.

 

[AniHawk]

So then Nicholas Cage discovered the real treasure was his family all along. ... Yes, I'll hold.

 

[Sai-kun]

Fry: "Since when have you been in show business?"
Bender: "Long enough, little man. Long enough." *hands erupts with water*

:lol One of my favorite punchlines in the whole series.

 

[Reza_Neko]

I just watched "The Cryonic Woman". Here are some gems:

Butch: On what grounds do you challenge my authority?
Fry: Well, I'm older than you. I can beat you up.
Kid: Yeah, I'll bet he could.
Butch's Girlfriend: He's got arm hair.

Michelle: And I remembered the last time I was truly happy; when I was with you.
Fry: Aww. So you froze yourself to come look for me?
Michelle: No, I did it to get a fresh start. I didn't know what had happened to you - no one did. The police were going to conduct a search but your parents felt it was a waste of taxpayer money.
Fry: That's the same reason they kept me out of school.

 

[hertog]

I just love The Sting:

Leela: In my dream, Fry said he hid a gift for me in his locker... if it's true, then he *must* still exist in some form!
Farnsworth: Of course he still exists... as a frozen corpse in outer space! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Huh!
[moans]
Farnsworth: I made myself sad!

Leela: Why? Says who?
Farnsworth: Because! Says me! This job killed my last crew.
Leela: What's the mission?
Farnsworth: Collecting honey, ordinary honey.
Leela: That doesn't sound so bad.
Farnsworth: This is no ordinary honey!

Leela: Is this some kind of brain scanner, Professor?
Farnsworth: Of a sort. In France they call it a guillotine

 

[AcridMeat]

I've been going through the original 4 seasons recently, just finished watching "Leela's Homeworld". I forgot about that ending, it made me

Spoiler

:')

.

 

[Bananakin]

Zapp: Ah, yes. Comets, the icebergs of the sky. By jackknifing off one after another at breakneck speed, we can create a gravity boost, or something.

:lol Zapp is my favourite character on the show.

 

[fragilebroken]

"Windmills do not work that way!"

Damn, beaten to it.
Goodnight!

 

[BorkBork]

My favorite mixed metaphor of all time:

Zapp: "If we can hit that bullseye then the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards... Checkmate."

 

[Rorschach]

Bender: I'll miss you, Leela. I know you're just a carbon based life-form, but I'll always think of you as a big pile of titanium.

Fry: What Bender means is you're really brave, and smart, and beautiful. And a great friend.

Bender: Just like titanium! *loud cry*

Leela: This is all a big load! I was the one trying to save the Popplers. You were sucking them down like the fat hog you are and you were stepping on them for fun! You both should be in here instead of me!

Bender: Someone is acting awfully aluminum...

I'm seeing double!

 

[TheDrizzlerJ11]

I've seen every ep multiple times but I just noticed something I never have before in the episode where they visit the all robot planet.

-After Leela and Fry see the video feed that shows Bender getting captured.
Fry: "What should we do?!
Leela: "I don't know! If only I had two or three minutes to think"
-Cuts to commercial.

 

[RadioHeadAche]

Nixon: Hello, Morbo. How's the family?

Morbo: Belligerent and numerous.

Nixon: Good man. Nixon is pro war and pro family.

 

[Gameboy415]

From my favorite episode, the Anthology of Interest II:

Fry: All right, its Saturday night - I've got no date, a 2 liter bottle of Shasta, and my all-Rush mix-tape.....let's rock!

 

[RadioHeadAche]

...And if history doesn't care that our degenerate friend Fry is his own grandfather, then who are we to judge?

 

[BorkBork]

The way Bender flails his arms as he jumps back is surprise is fun:

I just saw this episode tonight, and the scene was just magnificent.

Bender wearing a towel - Why?!
Robot devil hiding in the fridge. "What a surprise. FOR YOU."
Bender saying that it's a good thing that it cures him of hiccups - This raises further questions!

 

[DominoKid]

DA CLAMPZ! *snap snap*

 

[RadioHeadAche]

Bender honey, we love you!

Bender: Shut up, baby, I know it!

 

[Shaneus]

When you look this good, you don't have to know anything.

 

[Dai101]

"Where's the device that lets to speed up or slow down the passage of time?"
[pulls out a bong]"Under the seat."

 

[Keru_Shiri]

(Apologies if these are not 100% accurate)

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Zapp: "You would sacrifice a gorgeous woman for a moderately attractive ape?"

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Fry: "Wait, you mean all this time, my drunken ramblings were correct?"
Nibbler: "Correct. Except that Dave Matthews Band does not rock!"

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Fry: "I did the nasty in the pasty!"
Nibbler: "Yes and due to this past nastification..."

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God, I love this show!

 

[Skiptastic]

My only regret is that I have boneitis.

 

[Raxus]

Dunno if this has been mentioned:

Fry: "That was the old Fry, he's dead now."

 

[iNvid02]

i found these. contemplating on which one will be my new avatar

download em here

 

[Jasoco]

i found these. contemplating on which one will be my new avatar

download em here

Heh. I almost want to see an episode with this animation just to see what it'd be like. Almost.

 

[Jasoco]

My only regret is that I have boneitis.

Scruffy believes in this company.
*wipes tear*

Edit: Oh, dammit. I double-posted like an idiot.

 

[MilesWebber]

Just rewatched "where no fan has gone before" fantastic stuff.

 

[Shaneus]

I managed to find a place I could get all seasons downloaded without having to rip every. single. disc. of the original series. It's so good rewatching these episodes.

Not a fan of the later ones as much as the earlier ones (in general) but man, I love them all.

My favourite lines are mostly in the delivery, too:
"She's built like a steak-house, but she handles like a bistro!"

 

[HK-47]

I really should get around to the rest of season 5. Futurama is the only animated comedy that also manages to pull on my heartstrings regularly.

 

[HolyCheck]

new season has lots of quotable gold too, so glad it's good.. and not movies (i enjoyed the movies.. but I don't have the ability to watch them over and over and over like i do the old episodes and the new ones)

Hopes...Deleted...

 

[overcast]

Harold Zoid: This is a fan letter from my rich doctor nephew, who just might be my ticket out of this flophouse, he might.
Old Woman: AEGHHHHUHHGGGG
Harold Zoid: Yeah, you'd better run!

Best show ever.