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Flizzzipper said:
Hypothesis 3: Corey has some sort of arthritis that prevented him from playing. I do not remember the exact name but it is the only illness I've heard attributed to him by people in the know.

Early reports stated polyarthritis, but his agent and Colts GM Bill Polian stated it has nothing to do with previous surgery to fix polyarthritis.



You know, TO should come to Chicago and be with Rex.
Every playcall in the huddle would end with, "TO, go deep. This one's going to the ****ing moon."

It would reach the point where defenses would start running a 2-1-8 scheme.
 
This sucks, Rashean Mathis was injured during Pro Bowl practice so he won't be playing in it.....that really blows, especially since he was at his first one.
 
SportsIllustrated.com Truth and Rumors said:
Bears quarterback Rex Grossman was seen getting over Sunday's Super Bowl loss, in the company of Bunnies Cerra, April and Michelle on Wednesday night at the Playboy Club in the Palms.
-- Las Vegas Review-Journal


That's our Sex Cannon!
 
Eminem said:
Early reports stated polyarthritis, but his agent and Colts GM Bill Polian stated it has nothing to do with previous surgery to fix polyarthritis.



You know, TO should come to Chicago and be with Rex.
Every playcall in the huddle would end with, "TO, go deep. This one's going to the ****ing moon."

It would reach the point where defenses would start running a 2-1-8 scheme.
:lol !
 
Eminem said:
Go die in a ****ing car fire you goddamn prick. It infuriates me he gets paid to write this bullshit. What a ****ing twat.

Bill Simmons columns in sports threads should be treated like God Mode is in VGCats threads...
 
OH MY GOD.....it's time for the pro bowl :(

Has any player ever been seriously injured in this game? I can just imagine Carson Palmer blowing out his knee.
 
Flizzzipper said:
OH MY GOD.....it's time for the pro bowl :(

Has any player ever been seriously injured in this game? I can just imagine Carson Palmer blowing out his knee.


Hester ended his career!
 
Holy shit, Brian Moorman got destroyed on that fake punt.

"Hey guys, we're just having fun out here....let's run the fake, it'll be hilari.....****!"
 
holy crap he lit him up

but he got up and went and talked to sean and said something....


SEAN TAYLOR IS STILL OVERRATED.
 
Nameless said:
HOW IN THE BLUE **** DID VINCE YOUNG END UP IN THE PRO BOWL?

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Nameless said:
HOW IN THE BLUE **** DID VINCE YOUNG END UP IN THE PRO BOWL?

I was about to post something about VY, but he just threw an interception. I think that's all that needs to be said.
 
HONOLULU -- New Orleans Saints quarterback Drew Brees dislocated his left elbow in the first quarter of the Pro Bowl on Saturday.

Brees, who throws right-handed, didn't break any bones.

:lol :lol
 
long as he gets us to 1 superbowl! i don't even care if we lose it!

we have to come up with a dance similar but not identical to the dirty bird. it will be called.. the dirty sanchez! return to SF jgar!
 
I want Romo to make a play and catch up but he's stinkin up the Hawaiian islands.

Weird seeing Belichek cracking jokes, maybe the Pats should move to Hawaii.
 
its bullshit that romo is even there. that spot belonged to jgar, and if jgar were there he would be devestating the AFC defense much as he does the anus of his hot GF and her playboy playmate friends
 
FrenchMovieTheme said:
why? he only fumbled twice in the last 8 weeks of the season :D

did benson even play in 8 games last season? or at least start in A game? :lol

I'm just giving you shit and you know it, but as for the last 8 games of this season for Benson:

94/439, 4.7 AVG, 3 TD
 
I'm just giving you shit and you know it, but as for the last 8 games of this season for Benson:

94/439, 4.7 AVG, 3 TD

i know friend. most people love gore whether they admit it publicly or not. maybe benson will start all 16 games next year after the bears ship jones out!
 
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