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Official NFL Week 3 Thread: Return of King Alex

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I was wondering why you mother****ers were tip-toeing around the NFC offensive player of the week. Your irrational hatred of Eli continues:

OFFENSE: QB ELI MANNING, NEW YORK GIANTS

Manning led the Giants to a historic comeback in a 30-24 overtime win over the NFC East-rival Philadelphia Eagles at Lincoln Financial Field, helping New York overcome a 17-point fourth-quarter deficit en route to the win. The victory marked the first time the Giants, trailing 24-7 entering the fourth quarter, overcame a 17-point margin in the final stanza since Nov. 15, 1970, when Pro Football Hall of Famer Fran Tarkenton led the club out of a 33-14 hole to defeat the Washington Redskins, 35-33. This time it was Manning guiding the club to a key win. After the Giants drew to within 24-14, Manning led a 33-yard scoring drive culminated by a 22-yard touchdown to Amani Toomer with 3:28 to play. Then after the Giants retained possession with 58 seconds remaining and no timeouts, Manning led the team 63 yards in six plays, with kicker Jay Feely forcing overtime with a 35-yard field goal. Manning's mastery continued in the extra session on the final drive, finding Plaxico Burress for the game-winning 31-yard touchdown pass. In the fourth quarter and overtime, Manning -- who finished 31 of 43 for 371 yards, three touchdowns and one interception for a 111.7 rating -- completed 20 of 26 attempts for 233 yards, two touchdowns and one interception.
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WOOO HAAAA BITCHES!
 
Wellington said:
I was wondering why you mother****ers were tip-toeing around the NFC offensive player of the week. Your irrational hatred of Eli continues:



WOOO HAAAA BITCHES!
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Um, it's because I don't care about the NFC:P
 
Wellington said:
I was wondering why you mother****ers were tip-toeing around the NFC offensive player of the week. Your irrational hatred of Eli continues:



WOOO HAAAA BITCHES!
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he has no place to go but down
 
Bowser said:
And yet he beat your team...

what does that say about the Rams???

edit: this picture takes the cake though:

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it says: at least we've won a game :)
 
Bowser said:
only cause you guys stole our best linebacker!!!

:(
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Talk that shiz if you want Bowser, you better thank god every night before you sleep that the Panthers were rescued from the NFC West, or else King Alex, The Duke, and Frank The Tank would be shitting on the Panthers twice a year!
 
Lonestar said:
Ravens were the old Browns, Titans were the old Oilers.
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actually it's kind of wierd... in a way the browns are just the browns and the Ravens are their own team, at least when you're talking about team historical stats.
 
"We feel that they didn't earn anything," said Kennedy, the Rams' nose tackle.
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man what is with all the ****ing sore losers in this league (or sore winners, in the cardinals case)? seriously, why can't you just be a man about it and say you got your shit pushed in by the better team on sunday? didn't earn anything.... it's not like we had a load of fortunate breaks. infact if anything the rams are the ones who got the breaks... gore fumbling on the 1 yard line going in? get the **** out of here kennedy you ****ing douchebag
 
Lions President Matt Millen called Raiders owner Al Davis to inquire about wide receiver Jerry Porter, but no trade offer was made, according to a league source. Porter asked to be traded before the season, but Davis wants him to return his $4 million signing bonus.
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Millen at it again? :lol
 
FrenchMovieTheme said:
man what is with all the ****ing sore losers in this league (or sore winners, in the cardinals case)? seriously, why can't you just be a man about it and say you got your shit pushed in by the better team on sunday? didn't earn anything.... it's not like we had a load of fortunate breaks. infact if anything the rams are the ones who got the breaks... gore fumbling on the 1 yard line going in? get the **** out of here kennedy you ****ing douchebag
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i wouldnt say the niners are the better team (but who knows). but i will give props to ur o-line, especially the interior. they held off kennedy and glover quite well. hargrove and little had good pressure but alex always had a nice pocket to step into. if we weren't playing a rookie at FS, u would have lost tho.
 
god im already dreading having to watch MNF this week. They are just not going to stfu about Katrina. At least Favre's not coming to town for that game. Theismann might have a fatal orgasm.
 
Guys, keep Pete Prisco's picks in mind when it comes to the Panthers. If he picks us to win, we are doomed. Here's his record straight up:

2004 - Incorrect in 15 of 16 games.
2005 - Incorrect in 17 of 19 games.
2006 - Incorrect in 2 of 2 games.
Overall - 3-34

The Panthers have never lost when he picks us to lose. The Panthers have won only 3 times when he picked us to win. It's a curse I tell ya!
 
Bowser said:
Guys, keep Pete Prisco's picks in mind when it comes to the Panthers. If he picks us to win, we are doomed. Here's his record straight up:

2004 - Incorrect in 15 of 16 games.
2005 - Incorrect in 17 of 19 games.
2006 - Incorrect in 2 of 2 games.
Overall - 3-34

The Panthers have never lost when he picks us to lose. The Panthers have won only 3 times when he picked us to win. It's a curse I tell ya!
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I really think you are reaching now. :lol
 
tmdorsey said:
I really think you are reaching now. :lol
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It's true though. If you been to any Panthers' fan sites you've heard of the Prisco Curse. Those stats aren't made up; his picks have been charted since the 2004 season.
 
Nameless said:
Talk that shiz if you want Bowser, you better thank god every night before you sleep that the Panthers were rescued from the NFC West, or else King Alex, The Duke, and Frank The Tank would be shitting on the Panthers twice a year!
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"Shitting on" must mean something different in San Fran than it does in the rest of the english speaking world.
 
Watching Official Review on NFL Total access, man these Refs make up new rules every year.

"Grasp and control"? :lol :lol :lol
 
Well if you've been on the fence with Chad Johnson like I have(pretty amusing, but getting a bit tiresome), this makes him about the coolest NFL player ever:

Fantasy world

Chad Johnson gives the people what they want - on and off the field.

The Cincinnati wide receiver was the star at a recent book signing. Of course, the book was about him. Johnson was signing copies of his new autobiography "Chad: I Can't Be Stopped."

One fan, a fellow by the name of Brian Fleming, got an autograph and so much more.

After obtaining the autograph, Fleming had a message for Johnson to deliver.

"Tell Carson Palmer to throw you the ball more," Fleming said. "I have both of you on my fantasy team."

Johnson proceeded to say, "Tell him yourself." He then took out his cell phone, called Palmer and handed the phone to Fleming.

Palmer, however, did not answer and Fleming left a message and then went exploring in the book store.

Moments later, Palmer returned the call and Fleming was summoned back to the table. Fleming then told Palmer to throw Johnson the ball more.

"My heart is still pounding," said Fleming afterward.
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Come on. That is so ****ing cool.
 
Could it get even worse for the Raiders?

Former Steelers quarterback Tommy Maddox is making the rounds of NFL teams. He worked out for the New England Patriots and Oakland Raiders this week, and for the St. Louis Rams and Miami Dolphins before that. His best bet at signing with someone likely is with Oakland.
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Eminem said:
Hey Mig and Matrix, you guys should start using this:

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:lol :(
 
Maybe its time that we stopped picking on Matrix and Mig..They've gone through alot over the past 5 or so months, and they still have an entire season left...














































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Nameless said:
Maybe its time that we stopped picking on Matrix and Mig..They've gone through alot over the past 5 or so months, and they still have an entire season left...



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God Roethlisberger is such a bitch:

"I spoke with Ben directly, 90 minutes before the game," said Tafoya, a sideline reporter. "I said, 'What's your temperature?' He said it was 104 at 2 o'clock. When he said that, I thought, 'I can't believe he's out here.' If he said 100.4 to me, I would have said, 'That's not very high, unless it's a toddler.' I never would have gone with anything I didn't believe he had said."
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http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburghtrib/sports/steelers/s_471279.html

Last season it was his toes. What's next, razor burn?
 
Spectral Glider said:
Awww, he ain't as bad as Palmer, "Boo hoo, I hate the Steelers, I hate Porter, I hate their colors." "But there's no animosity there." You know what Carson? Either be humorous like Chad or shut the **** up and play.
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Oh wow, he said he hates the Steelers. Did that upset you? It's so offensive. At least he is not a liar like Ben!

PS: He does shut up and play, better than Ben!
 
shantyman said:
PS: He does shut up and play, better than Ben!
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Who has more hardware and more wins despite coming into the league one year later?

In fact, I believe Ben is 4-1 against Palmer for his career...
 
shantyman said:
Oh wow, he said he hates the Steelers. Did that upset you? It's so offensive. At least he is not a liar like Ben!

PS: He does shut up and play, better than Ben!
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Aww, Carson cries to the media. Boo hoo. He cried to Sports Illustrated after they got the boot...awww. Does it make you mad that he comes across to me as a crybaby? Awww.

And his record against Ben is 1-3!
 
Spectral Glider said:
Aww, Carson cries to the media. Boo hoo. He cried to Sports Illustrated after they got the boot...awww. Does it make you mad that he comes across to me as a crybaby? Awww.

And his record against Ben is 1-3!
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I thought he was 1-4? Or are you not including the playoff loss?

Then again, it might only be 1-3 because Palmer just wasn't good enough to start right away in the NFL...
 
bionic77 said:
I thought he was 1-4? Or are you not including the playoff loss?

Then again, it might only be 1-3 because Palmer just wasn't good enough to start right away in the NFL...
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Why would you include the playoff loss when Carson threw one pass?
 
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