Playstation Claims it's first victims
Posted 11:45pm
Tonight at a New York City event at the Playstation Store in Downtown Manhattan, approximately 300 people suffered serious injuries while hundreds others are still missing.
The drama begin when Angel, the first person who lined up last Monday, opened up his brand new Playstation 3 box and at the same time, Sony Computer Entertainment of America's President, Kaz Hiraz, announced to the crowd of eager Ebay resellers, there wouldn't be any more Playstations on sale that night and that everyone who lined would get a coupon for next week's shipment.
Shortly after Mr. Hiraz made this announcement, a stunned crowd started screaming and breaking anything in their sight, including other people's faces, with whatever they could find. Police was called into the scene, but the stampede of scared scalpers and homeless people had already claimed it's victims.
UPDATE: Rapper Ludacris was later found dead with 5 gun wounds.
UPDATE2: Sir Howard String was apparently taken hostage by two angry Playstation3 fans.
Stay tuned as the history develops.