Michael F. Assbender
Banned
Psh, Batman with prep time. Hes fighting for my life, not making a soufflé. Superman would destroy him.
Prep time is meaningless. Prep time was something borne out of writers feeling sorry for Batman being the drippy pussy of the JLA so they needed to try and explain why anyone sees him as capable enough to roll with the adults. Prep time aint gonna mean shit if he doesnt see whats coming. And Superman is just behind the Flash in speed. Batman is paste.
And since Captain America is just a broke Batman without an education and with a government-approved steroid problem...well, lets just say its a good thing military funeral honors are free. Hopefully they can find a red, white, and blue bucket to put his HGH-soaked remains in.
As for the Flash just running back in time and killing the rest of the group as babies, unless he can tiptoe on particles of stardust, he isnt touching baby Kal El. And if he wanted to kill baby Clark, hed better hope he has a kryptonite diaper handy cuz baby Clark could still crush Barrys windpipe.
Besides, whats to stop Superman from doing this:
Nothing. Hed just go back to before Barry had any powers and inhale some pepper from Batmans prep time soufflé, sneeze, and watch the spit particles tear through Barrys big head like gooey bullets.
Theres a reason that Superman translates to Yahweh in Hebrew. Hes impossibly strong, super smart, has laser eyes, freeze breath, and is insanely fast. He can kill you before you know he wants you dead. He can stuff your head into your ass and wear you like a belt around his stupid red panties without breaking a sweat. You cant even hide from him because he sees through shit.
But I have a bomb shelter lined with lead, you say. Good job, dipshit. He just heard you say that from space. He could stay in orbit and take a shit that would destroy your bunker if he flexes his sphincter hard enough.
And if somehow someone is able to put up a slight battle before their inevitable end, and that battle happens to damage any great walls?
Boom.
Prep time is meaningless. Prep time was something borne out of writers feeling sorry for Batman being the drippy pussy of the JLA so they needed to try and explain why anyone sees him as capable enough to roll with the adults. Prep time aint gonna mean shit if he doesnt see whats coming. And Superman is just behind the Flash in speed. Batman is paste.
And since Captain America is just a broke Batman without an education and with a government-approved steroid problem...well, lets just say its a good thing military funeral honors are free. Hopefully they can find a red, white, and blue bucket to put his HGH-soaked remains in.
As for the Flash just running back in time and killing the rest of the group as babies, unless he can tiptoe on particles of stardust, he isnt touching baby Kal El. And if he wanted to kill baby Clark, hed better hope he has a kryptonite diaper handy cuz baby Clark could still crush Barrys windpipe.
Besides, whats to stop Superman from doing this:
Nothing. Hed just go back to before Barry had any powers and inhale some pepper from Batmans prep time soufflé, sneeze, and watch the spit particles tear through Barrys big head like gooey bullets.
Theres a reason that Superman translates to Yahweh in Hebrew. Hes impossibly strong, super smart, has laser eyes, freeze breath, and is insanely fast. He can kill you before you know he wants you dead. He can stuff your head into your ass and wear you like a belt around his stupid red panties without breaking a sweat. You cant even hide from him because he sees through shit.
But I have a bomb shelter lined with lead, you say. Good job, dipshit. He just heard you say that from space. He could stay in orbit and take a shit that would destroy your bunker if he flexes his sphincter hard enough.
And if somehow someone is able to put up a slight battle before their inevitable end, and that battle happens to damage any great walls?
Boom.