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[Kai Dracon]

Sometimes I sit back and just wonder why the hell people are so damn horny all the time.

Is it me? Am I actually the weird one for not wanting to shove my dick in a bunch of polygons that resemble the general shape of a human female???

This kind of observation seems naive to me. People have always found images of say, beautiful women, attractive whether a photograph, drawing, or painting. While I'm not looking to date any of the Overwatch ladies, I'd be willing to bet that the vast majority of people who find any of them sexy are not literally wanting to make love with a vertex wire frame and texture set. It's what the image represents. Imagination is a thing, it creates a layer of translation.

 

[Johndoey]

Should i be honest, i am a vore guy. Yes, i have that fetish lol
I don't care about "normal porn", but i understand those People.



Trusth me, i saw even worse.

fuzzy is that you?

Spoiler

Vore is alright

Why not beat off to humans? Are badly animated CGs hotter? I'm open minded but I'm having trouble understanding

Like there's a lot of people who go "time to beat off" and search up Overwatch porn? That happens a lot?

I can't get my extreme proportions and bizarre situations with "normal" porn.

 

[Kaako]

This is only going to cause more people to seek out more overwatch porn.

Seriously this lol. Way to go, Blizzard?

 

[Oddvintagechap]

youre friends got into overwatch thur porn?

Here I am playing videos gamwes, working, fucking... and I forgot about this weird stuff on earth.

 

[Jobbs]

Yes, someone is going to fanart and rub one out to Ghost Song.

jesus

 

[Pinko Marx]

Why not beat off to humans? Are badly animated CGs hotter? I'm open minded but I'm having trouble understanding

Like there's a lot of people who go "time to beat off" and search up Overwatch porn? That happens a lot?

You poor gentle soul.

 

[NullPointer]

The lack of Soldier 76 content continues to disappoint, come on people total dad bod.

This kind of observation seems naive to me. People have always found images of say, beautiful women, attractive whether a photograph, drawing, or painting.

Fucking cavemen carried around trinkets that looked like little more than stones in the shape of bodacious child-bearing hips and boobs. Polygons, rocks, drawings, whatever.

 

[exfatal]

Why not beat off to humans? Are badly animated CGs hotter? I'm open minded but I'm having trouble understanding

Like there's a lot of people who go "time to beat off" and search up Overwatch porn? That happens a lot?

the longer i watch porn and the hornier i get the more raunchy my searches becomes, its a vicious cycle. it didnt start with cartoon chicks with dicks.. but at the end of the night it'll probably end up there.

 

[Cyrano]

This is only going to cause more people to seek out more overwatch porn.

Oddly enough, I am half wondering if that was the goal of doing this in the first place. It's not strange to see companies trying to protect their IPs but I'm wondering if this isn't secretly a joke.

Because if it's not, this is pretty stupid!

 

[wenis]

Just did do a check all around and it seems no major site i browse heard of has been affected yet.

it's being re-uploaded as fast as it's being put down. I imagine we'll see new product on the streets soon enough.

 

[MetroidPrimeRib]

The lack of Soldier 76 content continues to disappoint, come on people total dad bod.

This old dog can still learn new tricks ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Crocodile]

Man I was trying so hard to look for a gif like this to use that I eventually just gave up. Bless your soul.

 

[theecakee]

Why not beat off to humans? Are badly animated CGs hotter? I'm open minded but I'm having trouble understanding

Like there's a lot of people who go "time to beat off" and search up Overwatch porn? That happens a lot?

Get off the Internet while your soul is still pure.

 

[Mr Fahrenheit]

Surely this spells the end for all Overwatch porn

 

[Boss Doggie]

Wait, Battleborn has no porn? Not even the bird dude? You'd think furries would go all over him.

Then again he is fucking locked in the most nonsensical way that I guess no one knows who he is.

 

[Johndoey]

jesus

Let it wash over you.

 

[Easton Dark]

This old dog can still learn new tricks ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Totally into pup play.

 

[rec0ded1]

Like jizz... in milk

DCMA takedowns won't stop anything btw

 

[Ryng_tolu]

fuzzy is that you?

Spoiler

Vore is alright

You are the first guy who don't think i'm a Monster because i like vore... "crying" :')

 

[Imperfected]

Why not beat off to humans?

If you Google Scarlet Johannson right now and rub one out, you aren't touching yourself to Scarlet Johannson. You're noodling to a bunch of pixels created by electrical impulses translated by data stored in a binary form and transmitted as an analogue signal over the internet before being de-modulated back into binary and given a translation pass to strip out encoding and redundancy bits.

The original data, in turn, was created through some shenanigans involving photons that you're going to have to get someone who understands cameras and optics better to explain, but the roundabout point is you aren't jerking it to a human being and you never were. You're spanking to the graphical approximation of a human being, just like someone who's got a drawing or computer-generated image in front of them.

 

[Bold One]

Today a friend linked me a patreon where a guy earns 12k dollars a month rendering horses doing it with Lara Croft. The world is a strange strange place.

No way, no fucking way.....

 

[Quonny]

Let it wash over you.

But that stuff's hard to clean up.

 

[TatteredHat]

They're deliberately invoking the streisand effect because the people over at Activision want more Overwatch porn.

 

[Johndoey]

Wait, Battleborn has no porn? Not even the bird dude? You'd think furries would go all over him.

Then again he is fucking locked in the most nonsensical way that I guess no one knows who he is.

I think most people don't know Battleborn exists.

 

[Demoskinos]

There's Amiibo porn

There is a subreddit dedicated to people posting pictures after cumming on the amiibos. Y'all can find that one on your own time though.

 

[Dio]

No way, no fucking way.....

Theres tons of porn production-related patreons now, from companies with multiple staff to single people doing animation/pictures. It's common these days for a Patreon-funded artist to provide early access to retail versions of their work or exclusive art specifically for a backer depending on how much money they pay a month.

 

[johancruijff]

people really need to step out of their home

establish the opposite of a curfew and ffs drag people out

 

[Deleted member 325805]

I think most people don't know Battleborn exists.

I swear it had like no marketing at all, Overwatch was absolutely everywhere before release but I honestly had no idea Battleborn was even out until some people got salty on Reddit regarding Overwatch's success.

 

[Trigonometrize.]

Why not beat off to humans? Are badly animated CGs hotter? I'm open minded but I'm having trouble understanding

Like there's a lot of people who go "time to beat off" and search up Overwatch porn? That happens a lot?

Let me put it this way. Sex with a significant other is satisfying because you love each other, right? Porn, on the other hand, is literally just nobodies being filmed. It's not very engaging to me, personally. If you can take a character that is endearing and then jack it to that, you get more of that emotional connection than just watching bodies go bump.

Sidenote: if you notice my avatar, yurus are not for sex.

 

[Glitchesarecool]

This really sucks for the artists working on the smut. Some of them just do the work because they're fans or because their supporters want to see it, and DMCA claims are really, really bad for them. Especially if their art is their livelihood.

Blizzard shouldn't be bothering because it's just a waste of time for everyone. It's the damn internet we're talking about! This reads like a PR stunt they'll stop doing in about a week.

Also some of you are really sheltered/judgmental towards other posters and people like goddamn.

 

[Johndoey]

But that stuff's hard to clean up.

Neogaf told me it makes great smoothies.

 

[Mifec]

No way, no fucking way.....

Linked a pic on the last page, safe click http://puu.sh/p7uib.jpg

 

[GankzyMcfly]

Today a friend linked me a patreon where a guy earns 12k dollars a month rendering horses doing it with Lara Croft. The world is a strange strange place.

There is a subreddit dedicated to people posting pictures after cumming on the amiibos. Y'all can find that one on your own time though.

The internet is truly an amazing thing

 

[Comfort Jones]

What a baffling move. Do they seriously think they can stop it/what is the goal here? Save the children?

I mean I get you might think it's weird or w/e but imo Blizzard is looking horribly out of touch thinking they can go against rule 34. Especially since people seeing threads/articles about it are gonna inevitably look it up and lol porn gets rehosted all the fuckin time.

 

[CosmicQueso]

Let me put it this way. Sex with a significant other is satisfying because you love each other, right? Porn, on the other hand, is literally just nobodies being filmed. It's not very engaging to me, personally. If you can take a character that is endearing and then jack it to that, you get more of that emotional connection than just watching bodies go bump.

Sidenote: if you notice my avatar, yurus are not for sex.

Welp THAT is certainly enough internet for me, forever.

 

[MetroidPrimeRib]

I swear it had like no marketing at all, Overwatch was absolutely everywhere before release but I honestly had no idea Battleborn was even out until some people got salty on Reddit regarding Overwatch's success.

Well, look at Battleborn's character design compared to Overwatch's.

 

[Omegabalmung9]

There is a subreddit dedicated to people posting pictures after cumming on the amiibos. Y'all can find that one on your own time though.

 

[Trigonometrize.]

Welp THAT is certainly enough internet for me, forever.

Mission accomplished, lol

I'm hamming it up quite a bit

 

[Johndoey]

There is a subreddit dedicated to people posting pictures after cumming on the amiibos. Y'all can find that one on your own time though.

I respect the craft, reminds me of when people modified their Rei and Asuka figures to have larger uh "assets".

 

[BaronMonstro]

This kind of observation seems naive to me. People have always found images of say, beautiful women, attractive whether a photograph, drawing, or painting. While I'm not looking to date any of the Overwatch ladies, I'd be willing to bet that the vast majority of people who find any of them sexy are not literally wanting to make love with a vertex wire frame and texture set. It's what the image represents. Imagination is a thing, it creates a layer of translation.

Bro this take is way too mature for this thread.

Though it does still amaze me what a profitable business porn is on the internet, there's a decent few artists I know that make their living off doing Rule 34 commissions on the side while doing passion projects.

 

[Inuhanyou]

A man who has a canonical futa in his avatar would say this.

That's me eating the salt for breakfast

 

[bobawesome]

Sometimes I sit back and just wonder why the hell people are so damn horny all the time.

Is it me? Am I actually the weird one for not wanting to shove my dick in a bunch of polygons that resemble the general shape of a human female???

The truth is, you're just better than everyone else.

 

[Mifec]

That's me eating the salt for breakfast

But what's there to be salty about?

 

[Aurongel]

People find relatable things attractive. Look at how heated Overwatch threads get here on GAF; a forum built around people who personally identify by products and brands. This is part of what fuels "brand wars" carried out by people with no financial or moral stakes in a product or brand. It should come as no surprise to anyone why porn of something so close to their identity is attractive.

This is observed in more places than just videogames and the Internet.

 

[golduck342]

Just looked some of it up... wow. It's beyond anything I could have dreamed of as a kid. Remember how hard it was to track down your favorite obscure series? It's been what, like two weeks and they already have all this stuff... live it up boys, live it up.

 

[Warxard]

it's incredible that a thread about Overwatch porn still manages to have the discussion revolve back to Battleborn

time is a flat circle.

--

Anyway, this is dumb.

 

[Jobbs]

you guys need jesus

 

[SRTtoZ]

I'm okay with this as long as they don't remove my Futanari Overwatch girls.

 

[Cyrano]

Some statistics for everyone who finds porn weird: http://i.imgur.com/mEOPX1W.png
(link to search term frequency)

 

[Deleted member 325805]

you guys need jesus

Is he a talented artist?