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Paris Hilton out of jai.. wait, back in for the full 45 now. "Noo Nooo Nooo!"

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BobLoblaw

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Update: Leaked footage of the prosecutors from inside the courtroom.

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Kung Fu Jedi

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The .8% that voted for her to serve time in a nicer facility are family members.

Even they want to see her locked up, just in luxury.
 
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MassiveAttack

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Back before Sauer on Friday, Hilton's entire body trembled as the final pitch was made for her further incarceration. She clutched a ball of tissue and tears ran down her face.

Seconds later, the judge announced his decision: "The defendant is remanded to county jail to serve the remainder of her 45-day sentence. This order is forthwith."

Hilton screamed.

Eight deputies immediately ordered all spectators out of the courtroom. Hilton's mother, Kathy, threw her arms around her husband, Rick, and sobbed uncontrollably.

Deputies escorted Hilton out of the room, holding each of her arms as she looked back.
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:lol :lol :lol :lol
 
Thriller

Thriller

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Get whats comming to ya girl :lol i saw it on the news and just cracked apart, serves he wright.
someone was yelling FLY paris FLY, what the hell was that about
 
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tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
It was probably the word "forthwith" that prompted her screaming.
 
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BlackMage

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I would normally be right with you guys, but this amount of hatin' starting to get unhealthy. and that says a lot coming from me.
 
C

Creamium

shut uuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
I have to say that his whole series of events, from the announcement of her sentence to Jack Nicholson and her seen crying, are amusing me to end. You couldn't write this kind of comedy. Then the fact that there were actually Paris defenders on GAF was frosting on the Paris tear cake. Num num. It's legendary and I wish the fun won't stop when she reaches prison. Day to day cry reports will make it better.
 
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MIMIC

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My dad, who had no idea who this bitch even is, felt really bad for her after I showed him the MTV Movie Awards thing.

Then I explained why everyone hates her.

Then he went, "Oh." :lol
 
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RevenantKioku

PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS oh god i am drowning in them
SlackMage said:
I would normally be right with you guys, but this amount of hatin' starting to get unhealthy. and that says a lot coming from me.
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You're just pissed that she has a vagina.
 
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Lo-Volt

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Paris Hilton crying in a police car for her crimes against motorists and intelligence is hot. The schadenfreude is getting hot and hotter by the nanosecond. The GIF's are hot. This whole thread is hot.
 
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JayDubya

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- MSNBC / CNN Headline right now...

lol she couldn't stay in jail because she has psychological issues.

No shit, her little postmodern debutante pea-brain fractured under actually being punished for what she did, but what kind of mealy mouthed namby-pamby pussy-ass judge is going to give her a get out of jail free card?

Anyhoo, apparently the judge'll review this next week and the sheriff feels she'll be let out then. The sheriff also feels she has no business being in jail.

I guess what I'm saying is that the L.A. Sheriff is a mealy mouthed namby-pamby pussy-ass. Vote this loser out next time around, L.A.!
 
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Stoney Mason

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JayDubya said:
- MSNBC / CNN Headline right now...

lol she couldn't stay in jail because she has psychological issues.

No shit, her little postmodern debutante pea-brain fractured under actually being punished for what she did, but what kind of mealy mouthed namby pamby pussy-ass judge is going to give her a get out of jail free card?
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Yeah they got the sheriff on now. He's saying she's got mental problems. No shit.

He's sort of a whiny little bitch.
 
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Threi

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i wish they would just put in big words on the CNN banner at the bottom:

"PARIS IS BACK IN JAIL LOLZ!!!111"
 
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bjork

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JayDubya said:
I guess what I'm saying is that the L.A. Sheriff is a mealy mouthed namby-pamby pussy-ass. Vote this loser out next time around, L.A.!
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he probaly got voted in for being soft on illegal immigrants or something.

SAVE PARIS
 
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