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[terrisus]

Not Brakke! =(

 

[davepoobond]

Brakke attack gonna break your bakke

 

[NateDog]

Dammit we just discussed this recently. Will we actually ever have a period of one of us not getting banned? It's a tricky life living in the fast lane of parodies.

 

[Zombine]

Dammit we just discussed this recently. Will we actually ever have a period of one of us not getting banned? It's a tricky life living in the fast lane of parodies.

Man, at least now you guys know he's gone. When I got put on time out a couple of months ago none of you noticed and it was on like the same page lol...

 

[terrisus]

Continent Mega Powers collide: United States and Russia go after each other's main product

Fortunately the United States has the "Freedom™" market locked down.



Head count: How many do you have?



Now that I have gigabit internet, how do I brag about it?

 

[weekend_warrior]

Do you insert your "USB device" properly?

 

[davepoobond]

Do you insert your "USB device" properly?

hold on, i'm going to go eject it and then reformat it

 

[terrisus]

All Messageboards Should Be In Binary Form


All Messageboards Should Be In Pog Form

 

[Dr Prob]

Keep on, you'll crack it.

 

[terrisus]

Do you set your cocks fast?

 

[Coreda]

Avatar Community |OT| Mask. Post. Repeat.

 

[terrisus]

The mystery GPU in the new 15" Macbook Pro is...

 

[paparazzo]

Darker Than Barack Season 1 Finally Coming to Blu-ray in the US!

 

[terrisus]

Darker Than Barack Season 1 Finally Coming to Blu-ray in the US!

Darker Than Blue Season 1 Finally Coming to Black-ray in the US!

 

[hydrophilic attack]

Do all americans avoid masturbating in the bathrooms at work?

 

[terrisus]

Do all americans avoid masturbating in the bathrooms at work?

 

[terrisus]

Coworker Masturbation

Long story short, I l recently heard a coworker (male) masturbating in the stall next to me in the men's restroom.

I think he knows he was heard, as he now goes into our shower thats connected to the bathroom which no one uses. It's used as a pseudo storage closet of sorts.

I don't want to be a snitch to HR, but hearing someone masturbating in close proximity, especially in a work environment, is extremely off putting.

I hate to ask this, but, any experience with this GAF? (Should I help him?)


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Coworker Masturbation

Long story short, I l recently heard a coworker (female) masturbating in the stall next to me in the men's restroom.

I think she knows she was heard, as she now goes into our shower thats connected to the bathroom which no one uses. It's used as a pseudo storage closet of sorts.

I don't want to be a snitch to HR, but hearing someone masturbating in close proximity, especially in a work environment, is extremely off putting.

I hate to ask this, but, any experience with this GAF?

 

[Zombine]

Coworker Mutual Masturbation (Or The Art of Creating A Fapping Syndicate Without Getting Caught At Work)

 

[terrisus]

I am really hating "the web" or whatever its called



I am really hating "y2k" or whatever its called



I am really hating "the printing press" or whatever its called



I am really hating "sliced bread" or whatever its called

 

[davepoobond]

Cockworker Masturbation

 

[NateDog]

Users and their coworker masturbation

 

[terrisus]

How do I effectively reduce my apartment's mosquito population to ONE?


How do I ineffectively reduce my apartment's mosquito population to ZERO?


How do I effectively increase my apartment's mosquito population to ZERO?

 

[davepoobond]

Just got a gaf. Help me ps4

 

[terrisus]

Do you believe the death of journalism is negative/positive



I am really hating "web 10.0" or whatever its called

 

[terrisus]

What was your experience like in a lonesome?



What was your experience like in a threesome?
Include lots of details...
Especially the sexy details...
Mmm, yeah, like those...
Yeah, that's the stuff...
Oh yeah...
Mmm...
Oh...
Alright, that's enough.

 

[Timeaisis]

What is the worst post ever?

 

[terrisus]

the worst post ever

>.>

 

[davepoobond]

>.>

worst post ever

I can do that too

 

[NateDog]

I had what I think is my first minigame (Aura) today and it terrified me.

 

[terrisus]

I had what I think is my first minigame (Aura) today and it terrified me.

I had what I think is my first minigame (Chasing Aurora) today and it terrified me.




Did Elvis Singlehandedly Kill Hate?



Gaf there hasn't been a great song in over a decade

 

[davepoobond]

So who should play shuri in the neogaf movie?

 

[Timeaisis]

So who should play davepoobond in the neogaf movie?

 

[terrisus]

I need to spit this out, I'm ashamed of myself


I need to spit this out, I'm ashamed of my soda




So who should play Harrison Ford in the neogaf movie?



So who should play Indiana Jones in the neogaf movie?

 

[davepoobond]

So who should play davepoobond in the neogaf movie?

George Clooney

 

[terrisus]

Squatting is the proper way to register a website, according to science



The Mountain Goats: Beat the GOAT



Chris Pine in talks to Co-Star in Wonder Woman As...
Wonder Woman

 

[Brakke]

SWATing is the proper way be a shit, according to authorities

 

[M0nochromatic]

Which food do you consider to be the greatest in the world?

 

[Brakke]

no fart

 

[NateDog]

The Tits Is Indeed Real

Kate Upton, Saoirse Ronan & more eyed for Harry Potter spinoff 'Fantastic Breasts'

just washed my flagship in the damn washing machine

 

[Zombine]

No fraps

 

[terrisus]

No FRAPS

 

[Zombine]

No scraps (A Marvel Cinematic Universe Without Iron Man)

 

[terrisus]

just washed my flag in the Kenmore washing machine

 

[Timeaisis]

So who should play Harrison Ford in the neogaf movie?



So who should play Indiana Jones in the neogaf movie?

terrisus.com/ohyou.jpg

 

[terrisus]

terrisus.com/ohyou.jpg

terrisus.com/pictures/gaf/timeaisis.jpg

 

[Zombine]

Jay-Z's start up company worth $1

 

[terrisus]

I'm not a believer in conspiracy theories but y'know... conspiracy theories.


I'm not a believer in conspiracy theories but y'know... the Atlantis experiments.


I'm not a believer in conspiracy theories but y'know... it was aliens.


I'm not a believer in conspiracy theories but y'know...

 

[terrisus]

Hideaki Anno predicts decline of anime in 500 to 2000 years



Hideaki Anno predicts decline of anime in .05 to .20 years



Hideaki Anno predicts decline of anime

 

[terrisus]

just washed my flag, ship, android, phone in the damn washing machine

 

[Timeaisis]

Your lest favorite tag of a GAF member