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[MuzzledBasher]

IN case anyone's interested re: other countries, and also average by ethnicity:

http://www.everyoneweb.com/worldpenissize/

I just noticed that their source for Ethiopia is the 'Ethiopian Military Database', what kind of fucked up army do they have over there that are measuring peoples penis sizes.

 

[EviLore]

My middle finger is longer than 3.8 inches...

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

My middle finger is longer than 3.8 inches...

You don't need to rub it in.

 

[Jamesfrom818]

Poor Koreans. Now I know why Korean girls usually wear the pants in the relationship.

However this also reveals something else. Korean women should have smaller vaginas to compensate. Although I gotta wonder if its worth putting up with the craziness.

 

[grumble]

I was thinking, since the US is kind of a melting pot, wouldn't the national averages be iffy at best?

They include standard deviation.

 

[Sgt.Pepper]

My middle finger is longer than 3.8 inches...

Either your fingers are huge or mine are small. Mine are only 7 cm (2.7 inches).

 

[BakedPigeon]

I finally found a 2nd reason to be happy that I am from Arizona but live in Utah.

 

[otake]

Puerto Rico didn't chart.

 

[RebornYeti]

Ha, my home state (Utah) is ranked 49. :lol

 

[DefectiveReject]

IN case anyone's interested re: other countries, and also average by ethnicity:

http://www.everyoneweb.com/worldpenissize/

Although White and British, according to this I should at a minimum be Black and from the Kongo?

 

[dustytruly]

Puerto Rico didn't chart.

i wouldn't be worried... EVERY puerto rican guy i've met has been PACKING big time... lol like they have great dongs... but maybe it was just the ones that liked to show off

and ooooooh i'm bigger than average... by like 2 inches

 

[SouthernDragon]

Im very well endowed and I was born and raised in Dallas. Does that mean I win?

tapedeck
Do I win a prize for talking about my penis on the Internet???

Also, Colombia representin'

 

[bud]

how do you measure your middle finger, till the start of your knuckle?? i'm at about 4'' that way.

 

[ForzaItalia]

Where's a good place or area to meet Korean women in Toronto?

It's time for some stretching.

 

[Pein]

I just measured my penis for the first time in my life, hurray I'm average!

 

[FunkyPajamas]

:lol

 

[Beardz]

My middle finger is longer than 3.8 inches...

and this is when everybody starts to measure their

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middle finger.

 

[Pein]

and this is when everybody starts to measure their

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middle finger.

3.8 inches here

 

[Jamesfrom818]

and this is when everybody starts to measure their

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middle finger.

My hands are relatively small. I can't grip a basketball. =(

 

[RobertM]

My middle finger is longer than 3.8 inches...

4 inches here my man.

 

[Dead Prince]

Puerto Rico didn't chart.

Their average is 7".

 

[Seth C]

Im very well endowed and I was born and raised in Dallas. Does that mean I win?

Who is the girl in your avatar?

 

[Kafarabo]

my cock is 3.8" and im not from korea what do i win

 

[Escape Goat]

my cock is 3.8" and im not from korea what do i win

Our pity

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

Who is the girl in your avatar?

Rosie Jones.

 

[rohlfinator]

#48, damn. :lol

Not sure how to take that.

 

[JaseMath]

My hands are relatively small. I can't grip a basketball. =(

Hey me either!

 

[Dresden]

Anyone who's visited Korea and taken a bath there will know the truth.

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They are that small.

There are some big dudes there though, like any nation.

This was ten years ago so things might have changed.

Also, how is the Japanese average higher than the American average? My extensive experience with porn of all kinds has revealed that Japanese men usually have small dicks.

 

[Dead Prince]

Anyone who's visited Korea and taken a bath there will know the truth.

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They are that small.

There are some big dudes there though, like any nation.

This was ten years ago so things might have changed.

Also, how is the Japanese average higher than the American average? My extensive experience with porn of all kinds has revealed that Japanese men usually have small dicks.

Years go by and science/tech have been advancing.

 

[Borgnine]

Also, how is the Japanese average higher than the American average? My extensive experience with porn of all kinds has revealed that Japanese men usually have small dicks.

Large robot population.

 

[Trident]

I don't get really get why everyone is so obsessed with penis size charts. The first time you try to put on a regular sized condom, you should figure out really quickly whether you're big.

 

[Taiser]

my Johnson is 7,3"

slightly above the kongolese average ...

 

[Jamesfrom818]

Anyone who's visited Korea and taken a bath there will know the truth.

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They are that small.

There are some big dudes there though, like any nation.

This was ten years ago so things might have changed.

Also, how is the Japanese average higher than the American average? My extensive experience with porn of all kinds has revealed that Japanese men usually have small dicks.

Korean immigrants bringing down the average. Its also why California is at #12.

 

[Mr.Squirrel]

4. New York City
3. New York.

Yep, never been prouder to be from Brooklyn. Plus Im Jamaican, so.......ya know

 

[Dresden]

Korean immigrants bringing down the average. Its also why California is at #12.

You sure it's not the thc?

 

[Apath]

Poor Koreans. Now I know why Korean girls usually wear the pants in the relationship.

However this also reveals something else. Korean women should have smaller vaginas to compensate. Although I gotta wonder if its worth putting up with the craziness.

I'm moving to Korea.

 

[Jin34]

Puerto Rico didn't chart.

We didnt want to make the other 50 states cry.

 

[Jamesfrom818]

We didnt want to make the other 50 states cry.

You don't have state status, 2nd class citizen.

 

[Borgnine]

We didnt want to make the other 50 states cry.

Excuse me? "Other states?" Of course you mean "the" states. btw thanks for the taxes.

 

[Sol..]

I bet Atlanta would be at the tipity top if they only polled the gigantic black gay demo here.


(pun intended)

 

[otake]

We didnt want to make the other 50 states cry.

I guess Puerto Rico is off the chart, yo.

 

[Mr.Squirrel]

wow @ india being 4" my ex was indian and she used to always tell me how big i was, now i know why lol.

 

[Beardz]

We didnt want to make the other 50 states cry.

 

[Jin34]

See what I mean, getting defensive already!

 

[Dresden]

wow @ india being 4" my ex was indian and she used to always tell me how big i was, now i know why lol.

Yeah, and China is near that too.

I'm suspicious of the Japanese average. Either robotics or penis nationalism is in effect here.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

I always knew the biggest dicks were in DC.

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I am so, so sorry.

 

[elitehebrew]

It seems though if you are proud b/c what the survey told you...most likely your small. Second not everyone uses condoms haha

 

[Dresden]

It seems though if you are proud b/c what the survey told you...most likely your small. Second not everyone uses condoms haha

Then you should lose your penis license, good sir.

 

[narcosis219]

But EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas


rite??

 

[Lamel]

Just measured myself for the first time today due to all this craziness. And I'm average. I always thought I was smaller. What are the chances I will grow more since I am only 16?