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Penis size in America (finally!) ranked

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teddyboi said:
No that's the conversation you falsely think I'm having. I'm curious about a woman saying she doesn't like penis. OMG SO WRONG OF ME!!!!

she is not saying she does not like penis. she is talking about what makes her happy and what not. Bigger dick does not mean better sex.Read again.
 
crazy monkey said:
she is not saying she does not like penis. she is talking about what makes her happy and what not. Read again.

"I'm not a intercourse pleasure kind of girl anyway"

Astrophysics? Stick to it.
 
teddyboi said:
No that's the conversation you falsely think I'm having. I'm curious about a woman saying she doesn't like penis. OMG SO WRONG OF ME!!!!

She never said she didnt like dick. As I said;

"I'm not a penetration pleasure kind of girl, I'm more about the clit"
"BUT MY HUGE DONKEY DOCK IS AMAZING YOU ALL LOVE IT"

If you actually read the posts, where she also acknowledges other women likely get more pleasure out of pure penetration sensation, you would have realised this.

teddyboi said:
"I'm not a intercourse pleasure kind of girl anyway"

Astrophysics? Stick to it.

Oooooh you're an idiot. My mistake. I'll stop now.
 
EatChildren said:
She never said she didnt like dick. As I said;

"I'm not a penetration pleasure kind of girl, I'm more about the clit"
"BUT MY HUGE DONKEY DOCK IS AMAZING YOU ALL LOVE IT"

If you actually read the posts, where she also acknowledges other women likely get more pleasure out of pure penetration sensation, you would have realised this.



Oooooh you're an idiot. My mistake. I'll stop now.


She says she gets little if anything out of intercourse. Which is new information to me. The fuck is wrong with you.
 
teddyboi said:
"I'm not a intercourse pleasure kind of girl anyway"

Astrophysics? Stick to it.

not every women is same.

teddyboi said:
She says she gets little if anything out of intercourse. Which is new information to me. The fuck is wrong with you.

from what i am reading . I think you are virgin. :lol
 
teddyboi said:
She says she gets little if anything out of intercourse. Which is new information to me. The fuck is wrong with you.

What the fuck is wrong with you? I know this whole "men dont know anything about women!" thing holds relative weight, but are you really that foolish?

Have you never met women who's sexual pleasure is derrived from so much more from having a dick in them? Numerous women I know who've had shitty sex lives or orgasm failure is almost exclusively put down to their partner wanting nothing more than to stick their dick in, pump away, and thinking thats all there is to it.

Yes they get pleasure from the dick, but its not all that gets them wet, and its far from the only thing that can lead to an orgasm. Women can orgasm without dick. Women can fail to orgasm with just dick. They can get wet without dick even coming near them.

Yeah, some girls love having a big dick in them. I know a couple. But to say think thats how all girls work is fucking stupid, because its not. And for those girls who want a one nighter a couple of hours after meeting you? They're already fucking horny and wet and ready for the sex when you get to the bedroom, thats the point. Thats all they want and need at that particular moment to get to where they want.
 
Dali said:
I know I'm not the only one that's surprised it took four pages for a thread about penis size to take a turn for the gay. I was expecting second post or something.

You better take a look at page TWO, my friend. Cause I was talking about cocks in my mouth long before that mary decided to gay it up.
 
EatChildren said:
What the fuck is wrong with you? I know this whole "men dont know anything about women!" thing holds relative weight, but are you really that foolish?

Have you never met women who's sexual pleasure is derrived from so much more from having a dick in them? Numerous women I know who've had shitty sex lives or orgasm failure is almost exclusively put down to their partner wanting nothing more than to stick their dick in, pump away, and thinking thats all there is to it.

Yes they get pleasure from the dick, but its not all that gets them wet, and its far from the only thing that can lead to an orgasm. Women can orgasm without dick. Women can fail to orgasm with just dick. They can get wet without dick even coming near them.

Yeah, some girls love having a big dick in them. I know a couple. But to say think thats how all girls work is fucking stupid, because its not. And for those girls who want a one nighter a couple of hours after meeting you? They're already fucking horny and wet and ready for the sex when you get to the bedroom, thats the point. Thats all they want and need at that particular moment to get to where they want.


I never said that's how all girls work you. I clearly said "you learn something new everday." What I was curious about was the fact that she had little or no pleasure from intercourse. I thought every girl liked dick. I know girls who love having their clitoris (moreso than vagina) pleasured and can get off on other things besides penis BUT I thought they still liked dick(substantially). GTFO with your horrible analysis.
 
teddyboi said:
I never said that's how all girls work you. I clearly said "you learn something new everday." What I was curious about was the fact that she had little or no pleasure from intercourse. I thought every girl liked dick. I know girls who love having their clitoris (moreso than vagina) pleasured and can get off on other things besides penis BUT I thought they still liked dick(substantially). GTFO with your horrible analysis.

Your first response was to call her selfish, and telling another to stop exagerrating emotions.

Excuse me for coming to the analysis that you're a dick hero. But I'm done with this now, when I should have been done before.

Back to the chartz.
 
EatChildren said:
Your first response was to call her selfish, and telling another to stop exagerrating emotions.

Excuse me for coming to the analysis that you're a dick hero. But I'm done with this now, when I should have been done before.

Back to the chartz.


Loser are always done. You jumped on an assumption and tried to ridicule me. You're pathetic. Please go back to the charts.
 
Osuwari said:
i heard somewhere that measuring the middle finger of a girl tells you the size of her vagina...

Myth. Again, vaginas start out long, they start out at about 3.5-4 inches long. When the girl gets aroused and as she gets penetrated, the vagina lengthens and stretches in diameter to accommodate a penis.
 
Sweet, both Oregon and Portland placed high. Although not sure if I should be proud, I thought I was average in the first place, but compared to other Oregonians/Portlanders... :/
 
RevDM said:
San Diego

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I am not sure about the site you guys are using for those international averages. 4 inches for India? Seriously? That's very small. I am from Pakistan (close enough) and mine is far above that and I'm a teenager. Wolfram alpha says that the average for an Indian penis is around 5.1 inches and the avg American penis is 6.063. How much credibility can be given to all those international averages that are so low? Serious question.


http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=indian+penis+size
 
Does that map give the averages for each state and a national average? I couldn't see anything like that? New Orleans dudes all walking around with 14" cocks or something? I'm from Utah and I'm a little over 7". I measure about twice a month when I get bored.

El Sloth said:
I don't think guys would care as much if women didn't. I mean, why would we otherwise?

We would still care even if women didn't.
 
The fact that people are actually taking this seriously is awesome. The study makers should be patting themselves on the back for a fine troll effort.
 
El Sloth said:
I don't think guys would care as much if women didn't. I mean, why would we otherwise?
I'm guessing we care because guys are always trying to one up each other in some meaningless way. Why do guys care so much about the size of their engine when there's always a speed limit?

A 2005 Internet survey of 52,031 heterosexual men and women found only 55% of participating men were satisfied with their penis size, whereas 85% of participating women said they were "very satisfied" with the size of their partner's penis

A study published in BMC Women's Health, surveyed women's preferences concerning penis size and concluded that width rather than length is a more important factor of sexual stimulation.
 
Hato-kun said:
Seconded.

And where does New Zealand come into this? (Don't count us as Australia either, we have Maori dudes.)


Yeah but given that Polynesians are descendants of Asia is that really a good thing?
 
well take a look at the big picture

Dongs_france_vs_usa_vs_japan.jpg


we still win in the long term ... (no phun intended)
hail europe

// if the picture is too sensitve for our beloved mods just remove it instead of banning me -_-
 
This thread reminds me of how I used to get teased on the playground when I was a kid... :(
"There goes Jason...he's got a fat, fat, dick!"
 
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