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[DonMigs85]

Even "clitoris" sounds nice. It could be a car's name.
However I think penis and vulva are equally bad.

 

[bengraven]

My son said penis the other day while talking to me but even though he said it in context , my MIL overheard and couldn't believe I would "let him get away with that".

 

[DonMigs85]

My son said penis the other day while talking to me but even though he said it in context , my MIL overheard and couldn't believe I would "let him get away with that".

Would you prefer he calls it "birdie" or weenie

 

[Professor Beef]

I'm partial to dingaling myself. Has a better flow to it then something like "cock".

 

[Fuu]

My son said penis the other day while talking to me but even though he said it in context , my MIL overheard and couldn't believe I would "let him get away with that".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvWCdnkPkPE

 

[FStop7]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdniTQFQ650

 

[Lee Chaolan]

This is close enough, right?

 

[Astral Dog]

yeah i got you OP, Penis is a weird little word.

"Vagina" is not much better though

 

[Agent_Carnage]

Snoo Pingas usual I see

 

[Kaizer]

In high school we had a game where we would try to say PENIS the loudest without getting in trouble. If someone says it, the idea is that you say it a little louder. For them to beat you, they have to say it EVEN louder. And so on and so forth.

The teachers got so upset sometimes.

edit: what the fuck, other people played this game?

Dude EVERYONE has played this game, I remember dying hysterically & laughing so hard I was sobbing back when we played a round of this game during a school play in middle school. Anytime the music & singing would pause for audible silence, someone would scream "PENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS" in their goofiest voice. I was fucking losing it.

 

[Lee Chaolan]

This one too.

 

[The Flash]

Snoo Pingas usual I see

Song o' Pingas

 

[blame space]

https://youtu.be/TzxLxoyoCRI

 

[Lee Chaolan]

Song o' Pingas

Whoa, never heard this one. xD

 

[Dirca]

Everyone has an anus however, and clitoris is... odd, I guess.

If they can get at your penis you're fucking dead though.

Not everyone.

 

[KillGore]

Peggy?

 

[Admiral Woofington]

https://youtu.be/TzxLxoyoCRI

wrong 'my dick' song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNgWQfOd-1M

 

[DrkSage]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ju1UwmgkKgI

 

[Darksol]

Unless I'm talking about biology or a medical condition, I never say penis or vagina. Sounds too clinical. Cock and pussy for life.

 

[SliceSabre]

weak and limp as it springs from your mouth.

That means I did a good job on it if that happens.

 

[SaganIsGOAT]

They called Dinkers*

*name has no correlation to size

 

[Kthulhu]

This is close enough, right?

Snoo Pingas usual I see

This one too.

Song o' Pingas

Looks like I gotta one up everyone again.

 

[The Flash]

I just remembered something.

How many of you guys are members of the D Club?

https://youtu.be/1XSAMsXLIBc

 

[How About No]

Do you really think VAGINER sounds better than Penis?

I just remembered something.

How many of you guys are members of the D Club?

https://youtu.be/1XSAMsXLIBc

"Yeah, it was funny"

"And every so often it would escalate..."

 

[PreyingShark]

ちんこ
ちんぽ
ちんちん
むすこ
せがれ
あれ

 

[Betty]

I agree OP, Vagina just rolls off the tongue better.

 

[sphagnum]

Both words sound unaesthetic. But vagina is the more interesting one since it means sheath in Latin.

 

[Futureman]

is penis hilarious in other languages? How funny is penis?

 

[oreomunsta]

I vote for "Wang". It's hilarious, more eloquent, and gives Vera Wang a hilarious connotation

 

[mhayes86]

Rock out with your cock out.

For the ladies: Jam out with your clam out.

 

[Bare Grills]

Schlong is a good word

 

[How About No]

For the ladies: Jam out with your clam out.

Now THAT just does not sound as appealing

 

[Rabbit Clock]

i personally prefer penis to vagina

Same. Vagina sounds like the name of a monster.

 

[Staccat0]

Vulva

 

[Hambulance]

You should check out penisland, great website.

 

[Darksol]

You should check out penisland, great website.

Your penis
Our business!

 

[Lee Chaolan]

Looks like I gotta one up everyone again.

Where are you guys finding this stuff? lol

 

[hateradio]

i personally prefer penis to vagina

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu

 

[The Real Abed]

Even "clitoris" sounds nice. It could be a car's name.

Introducing the 2017 Ford Clitoris.

 

[Pendas]

Here's a fun game you can play with your friends when you're drunk. Name movie titles and replace one word in the title with the word "Penis". Then act out a scene from said film.

Enjoy.

 

[tearsofash]

I prefer manko for vagina and tallywhacker for penis.

 

[Monocle]

Penis sounds a little clinical. That's why we have words like cock and dick. This is a nonissue.

I prefer manko for vagina and tallywhacker for penis.

I prefer "whoopsie" for vagina and "Christopher Robin" for penis.

 

[inner-G]

The penis mightier than the sword.

 

[ajim]

As a straight man I think the word vagina and general appearance of them is less than that of penis.

Penis doesn't sound too bad at all.

 

[SalvaPot]

Flappy Bird.

 

[thenexus6]

Breckon

 

[tearsofash]

I'll admit I was a huge fan of playing the penis game growing up.

 

[Sword]

The penis mightier than the sword.

Yes I admit it, I can't resist it ..

 

[Audioboxer]

I mean of course I'm going to click a GAF topic simply named "Penis".

 

[Rheon]

Vagina sounds more gross to me tbh.

Then again, I'm gay.