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People that like chunky peanut butter are assholes. There I said it.

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jstripes

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You cropped out your porn tabs. Smart.
 

taco543

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Super Chunk all day long. What kind of weak ass bread are you using if you're ripping the bread apart trying to apply chunky PB? Wonder Bread? Or do you refrigerate your PB like an asshole?
No people that refrigerate peanut butter have a special place in hell for them. See you shouldn't worry about your bread ripping no matter what kind of bread you may use, be it wonder, or be it Sara Lee. If it tears any bread, it is an abomination!!!
 

Breakage

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Untoasted, definitely.

Yeah, this is what I think too. I don't get the love for peanut butter, but when it's spread on toast it acquires a noticable "bitter" taste.
I guess the proper way to consume it is on untoasted bread although I end up ripping the bread when spreading crunchy peanut butter.
 
Chunky peanut butter is a pain to spread, but it's often superior to creamy when cooking. It's also better when rating it out of the jar like a barbarian.
 

Apathy

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Sorry you can't handle the extremeness of chunky. It's a good thing they make smooth, babies first peanut butter.
 

Fusebox

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Chunky peanut butter is still better than morons who care about what kind of peanut butter other people like tho.
 

Meia

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Nothing worse than eating a creamy peanut butter sandwich, and getting a crunchy bit in there anyway. It's like a total betrayal.
 
There's your answer! A proper peanut butter should destroy no bread! Instead it should create a harmony between the bread and jelly or jam. Rather than mangle and destroy it's lover it should embrace it!!!

Your white bread trembles beneath the might of crunchy glory. You see, the best of peanut butters requires the finest of breads.
 

dity

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Yeah, this is what I think too. I don't get the love for peanut butter, but when it's spread on toast it acquires a noticable "bitter" taste.
I guess the proper way to consume it is on untoasted bread although I end up ripping the bread when spreading crunchy peanut butter.
Wanna know what's even better than just regular untoasted bread? Throw that bread in the microwave for 10 seconds. 👌
 

Chris R

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Nothing worse than eating a creamy peanut butter sandwich, and getting a crunchy bit in there anyway. It's like a total betrayal.

Yup, nothing worse than creamy peanut butter.

Gimme that chunky peanut butter and blackberry jam.
 
I've been spreading the good news of peanut butter for quite some time. The fact that there are individuals who dislike chunky, or even *gasp* ALL types of peanut butter is tragic.

This is a sad day.
 

Eppy Thatcher

God's had his chance.
My 6 year old also enjoys boring ass normal ass creamy peanut butter. Next you gonna tell me you Wonderbread your way through life and go to bed at 8:00 sharp so you don't get all grumpus in the morning.

Crunchy + raspberry jam or preserves. All day erryday
 

dity

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My 6 year old also enjoys boring ass normal ass creamy peanut butter. Next you gonna tell me you Wonderbread your way through life and go to bed at 8:00 sharp so you don't get all grumpus in the morning.

Crunchy + raspberry jam or preserves. All day erryday
Sounds like someone didn't go to bed at 8 sharp last night. Naughty boy.
 

taco543

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Peanut butter for people who want to support anti-gay companies!
So we have it, a chunky peanut butter company is anti gay?! When will these poor blinded chunky fanatics learn that creamy is the path to true peanut butter glory?!
 

Kittygirl

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Any and all peanut butter is evil.

(says the person whom it could kill.)
Damn nut allergy that developed in the last 5 years. Cries a bit.
 

GhaleonEB

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We've had a number of "if you don't like the food I like then you are a bad person" threads lately. We do not need more.
 
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