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[hey_it's_that_dog]

Here's something OP probably holds with his hands every day

 

[Rizific]

get the fuck out of here. it drive me up the wall when we're out eating pizza then my wife asks me to get a fucking knife and fork.

 

[Rebel Leader]

How do you eat wings?

He buys the boneless ones at KFC?

 

[RandyBobandy]

I have never had wings so can't comment

Sometimes I don't even eat the crust. I just cut it away

 

[NotSelf]

That's interesting i've never eaten a pizza with a fork and knife.

 

[Alx]

My favorite pizzas are those with an egg on them... would be hard to eat without a fork and knife. Hands are for take-away pizza only.

 

[sakuori]

Woops. I'm one of the savages then.
And I'm not even sorry.

 

[Wiktor]

The whole point of pizza is to eat it by hand. If you're going to be using fork and knife you should eat something different.

 

[Plywood]

What you're too good to hold pizza now?

 

[Paskil]

Were you aware that proper etiquette at fancy dinner parties is to eat asparagus with your fingers, instead of utensils. Some other foods, as well. If this is acceptable in those social scenarios, it's most definitely acceptable at other times. GTFO of here with that fork/knife pizza shit.

 

[Tagyhag]

At home by myself: Knife and fork.

Outside or with friends: Hands.

 

[Rebel Leader]

I have never had wings so can't comment

Sometimes I don't even eat the crust. I just cut it away

That's a foul OP

 

[Evil_Silver]

Lol it's like people who eat fries with a fucking fork or use a fork and knife to eat wings. It's hysterical.

 

[Ezalc]

Don't like getting my hands dirty with all the oil and shit from the pizza, so I started using a knife and fork after a while. Much better.

 

[jerry1594]

The only savage here is you.

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

I have never had wings so can't comment

Sometimes I don't even eat the crust. I just cut it away

You're approaching MikeDip levels here, you know. Is that where you want to be?

 

[Reversed]

What's next, eating tacos (that aren't enchiladas) with forks and a knife?

 

[Dénouement]

Sometimes I don't even eat the crust. I just cut it away

 

[Veritigo_X]

I have never had wings so can't comment

Sometimes I don't even eat the crust. I just cut it away

Man, I don't think you're qualified to have an opinion about any food.

 

[maxcriden]

Randy, I get the feeling you are not from NA. Is that fair? If that's the case, I think we can collectively forgive you on that basis.

 

[Data West]

I assume people who eat pizza with utensils also post stuff like this on their facebook.

 

[Machine]

 

[Rebel Leader]

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[RandyBobandy]

Lol it's like people who eat fries with a fucking fork or use a fork and knife to eat wings. It's hysterical.

I eat fries with a fork :s

 

[smokeandmirrors]

Savages I tell you!

Use a knife and fork

It's the proper way

I have never had wings so can't comment

Sometimes I don't even eat the crust. I just cut it away

I eat fries with a fork :s

 

[StoopKid]

I have never had wings so can't comment

Sometimes I don't even eat the crust. I just cut it away

Lol what?

Where are you from?

 

[mowho]

How has this not been referenced yet?


Edit: Damn!

 

[Kite]

pfft newbs all of you.

 

[Zombine]

Its cool, I eat it with a spoon.

 

[reynal1287]

 

[OrlanisWorks]

Weeeeell fuuuuuuuck you!

No, but seriously, You eat how you want just DON'T TELL ME I CAN'T CARRY GOODS WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS!

Savages. Pssssh.

 

[btrboyev]

You home OP, you're drunk.

 

[RM8]

Biting into a slice of pizza is part of the Pizza Experience. Can't agree with you there, dear OP.

 

[DJwest]

I did the last time I went to hard Rock cafe

Burgers and pizza with fork and knife ? Why are you not banned yet ?

Spoiler

 

[RandyBobandy]

Lol what?

Where are you from?

I am from Ireland my good man

 

[rjinaz]

Lol it's like people who eat fries with a fucking fork or use a fork and knife to eat wings. It's hysterical.

Only cheese fries or chili fries.

 

[Valkrai]

What's next, eating a candy bar with a fork and a knife?

OP, just fold the pizza. It helps a lot.

Edit: I'm glad someone referenced the candy bar.

 

[BetterThanNothing]

Pizza? Not unless it's cooked/made/overloaded in a way that makes it impossible to eat without shit falling off of it.

Ribs, though? I eat them shits like a gentleman. Like I cover every puddle in a city at the same time with a single coat kinda gentleman. Like I hold the door for people regardless of whether they want me to or not type of gentleman. Like I'll challenge you to a fucking duel of death for insulting my distant cousin's mother-in-law gentleman. With a knife and motherfucking fork.

 

[ldcommando]

No

 

[massoluk]

I'll forgive you if you live in Italy, but... I'll let Mr. Stewart explains

http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/0ect4f/me-lover-s-pizza-with-crazy-broad
http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/11yywi/once-upon-a-tine

 

[con-ca-te-nate]

Tried using Fork and Knife once. I'll never do it again. Fucking awful...

 

[Dr. Kitty Muffins]

I never thought someone would actually need one of these videos... but here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSVRHjIxFts

I never fold a slice. I eat mine flat.


If it folds easily, I find it to be too floppy. I don't like floppity pizza.

 

[BY2K]

I actually just finished eating pizza with my hands.

Come at me, bro.

 

[Volimar]

brb reporting OP to Homeland Security.

 

[BurritoBushido]

you're the real monster

 

[Floridian]

I eat fries with a fork :s

 

[ReplacementPelican]

We had this thread a few weeks ago, I mentioned that at nicer restaurants I eat burgers with a knife and fork (as well as pizza) and it was a bloodbath.

 

[Paskil]

I would say a fork for fries is acceptable when they are covered in something like chili cheese or poutine.

 

[Piggus]

I don't mind endulging the pizza snobs by eating with a knife and fork when I travel to Europe or go to some kind of really fancy pizza place here in the US, but anywhere else and I use my hands like a man. Eating pizza with utensils in most places is the epitome of trying too hard to be civilized.

Sometimes I don't even eat the crust. I just cut it away

You are a god damn heathen.

 

[shortyme]

My fiance and his famjam eat it with a knife and fork & I felt like such a savage eating with my hands so I had to use a knife and fork & I judged them all silently. Weirdos.