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[01011001]

plz tell me that was a real news story and isn't just a meme template

 

[01011001]

Ich hätte gerne den Krakauerwurstgulasch... bitte

 

[Dr.Morris79]

Holy shit, someone must of dug that up with my nan.

 

[Trunx81]

Ich hätte gerne den Krakauerwurstgulasch... bitte

Und dazu einen QUARKSTRUDEL. Danke.

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[01011001]

Jamie Foxx with yet another crazy good impersonation

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[Joshmyersbv]

 

[GymWolf]

I have another big load for you people, enjoy

Bonus

Spoiler

 

[TDiddyLive]

Bonus

Spoiler

 

[John Marston]

Spoiler

X-ray of a pugs skull

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[01011001]

 

[West Texas CEO]

You portably just dreamt of Mia Kalifa again while sleepwalking and ended up fucking the neighbors dog.
I am calling you Quagmire from now on btw.

I'm calling you bitch from now on.

 

[Kamina]

I'm calling you bitch from now on.

Shut up Meg Quagmire

 

[West Texas CEO]

Shut up Meg Quagmire

You want some more Mia Khalifa memes, bitch?

 

[chromhound]

 

[West Texas CEO]

^ That looks like 22:22, in about twenty years from now..

 

[dr_octagon]

^ That looks like 22:22, in about twenty years from now..

Needs more clogs and tulips.

 

[22:22:22]

Why is man crossed out?

Doesn't like cubes

^ That looks like 22:22, in about twenty years from now..

Ssssssst

 

[Kamina]

I think we need a dedicated Mia Khalifa OT.

 

[plushyp]

 

[chromhound]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[Artoris]

 

[22:22:22]

Friend, don't stalk me on my afternoon PCP trips kay?

 

[Artoris]

 

[cormack12]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[Kev Kev]

 

[John Marston]

 

[Con-Z-epT]

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Where are my fellow zoomers at.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Where are my fellow zoomers at.

 

[chromhound]

 

[Mistake]

Where are my fellow zoomers at.

More likely because she looks like a muscular 5 year old

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[AJUMP23]

 

[West Texas CEO]

Not funny.

 

[AJUMP23]

Not funny.

Bit close to home.

 

[Trunx81]

But close to home.

Yeah, it’s a cool joke. No need to heat it up.

 

[AJUMP23]

Yeah, it’s a cool joke. No need to heat it up.

I will keep it cool we don’t want you guys attacking the world a third time.

 

[chromhound]

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[01011001]

higher chances this will be Texas with its dogshit power grid

 

[01011001]

this is real

 

[GymWolf]

Where are my fellow zoomers at.

Bitch doesn't skip leg day, that's for sure.

 

[cormack12]

Bitch doesn't skip leg day, that's for sure.

Mofo got legs like niknaks

 

[poodaddy]

Bitch doesn't skip leg day, that's for sure.

Eh.....ever see those dudes who always flex their quads in the mirror at the gym like tools after doing quad extensions and hamstring curls? That's what her legs remind me of. Small, cut, and weak looking. Those mother fuckers almost never squat, they just do weak ass foo foo exercises meant to make you feel good about your "cuts for the sluts," but get em under a barbell and they crumple like paper.

Gimme those yummy ass thick thigh bitches over there at the squat rack doing some ass to grass squats with heavy weight. These skinny bitches need a burger and some extra plates on their bar.