If it helps I think you're a super smart writing man and I'd love to do some less "oh god this sentence has become a gigantic bolder of unexplainable words and it's heading straight for the part of your mind that handles common sense" writing.
While this may be more suited for the AusGAF thread so we aren't shitting up the tradition of nobody replying to anyone else's posts thing that's currently going on here, it wouldn't be too impossible for the writers of AusGAF to secretly start this project and that way if it fails (which it will!) nobody will notice and we won't have to add it to the list of shit AusGAF aren't very good at doing.
But keep in mind I am always the biggest critic of anything I work on, which is why I've been so negative on it starting in the first place.
I'm glad I'm making this post in the year 2010 where private messages haven't been invented yet, or else this post would look mental to anyone besides you, Mar.