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Pokemon butts available for purchase in October

Cramoss

Member
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RionaaM

Unconfirmed Member
I was expecting this from the thread title. I'm amazed that my expectations weren't subverted. This is a rather strange turn of events.
 

Akronis

Member
Pokemon always was teetering on the edge of MLP stuff

Teetering? Bro have you looking at R34? It's fucking filled to the brim with pokemon. This is like being surprised that SEGA licensed Sonic porn. It's already so far gone, why not make money off of it?
 

Overside

Banned
What?

Damn.

And I just wasted a ton of great hardwood on a couple chickens.












What? Hickory for smoking, what the hell were you wierdos thinking of?
 

G-Fex

Member
Teetering? Bro have you looking at R34? It's fucking filled to the brim with pokemon. This is like being surprised that SEGA licensed Sonic porn. It's already so far gone, why not make money off of it?

I don't need to, to know that Sonic/Pokemon weirdos are weird.

It's hilarious at one point Sonic was a respectable franchise....least I think it was.
 

Overside

Banned
I don't need to, to know that Sonic/Pokemon weirdos are weird.

It's hilarious at one point Sonic was a respectable franchise....least I think it was.

It never was.

You held down the right button and watched as sonic ran through loops. Great marketing though. Well, until the 90's were over and 'tude wasnt cool anymore.
 

G-Fex

Member
It never was.

You held down the right button and watched as sonic ran through loops. Great marketing though. Well, until the 90's were over and 'tude wasnt cool anymore.

Sonic can't compete with the douche dudes like Uncharted's Drake now a days.

And Shadow the hedgehog isn't helping.
 

RomanceDawn

Member
I need those Pikachu boxers. Like I really need them.

I'd be interested in the butts of Sharpedo, Cloyster, Jynx, Metagross and Machamp.
 

styl3s

Member
My only disappointment with this announcement is the lack of a Snorlax butt.

You had one job, Poké co.!
Seriously, when i think soft pokemon butts i think Snorlax.

I want to get all up on that snorlax ass and sleep on it.
 

Fishlake

Member
Wow Pokemon gets some of the weirdest merchandise. At least they aren't throwing the Ralts line fans anything. That fandom should not be fed like this. I think that line gets more porn then any other Pokemon line.
 
mind you, this is the company that stops Nintendo from using the Pokemon IP in shit because they care oh so very much about the brand image.


Please new president of nintendo, buy the majority of stock that way you can control the IP.
 
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