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Polygon's Top 100 Games from 2010 to 2019. There is no God.

brian0057

Banned
Archive: For those who don't want to give them clicks.

In case you don't want to read the article, here's the god awful list:
  1. Minecraft.
  2. The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild.
  3. Spelunky.
  4. Kentucky Route Zero.
  5. Pokémon GO.
  6. League of Legends.
  7. P.T.
  8. Dark Souls.
  9. The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt.
  10. Fortnite Battle Royale.
  11. PUBG.
  12. Return of the Obra Dinn.
  13. Gone Home.
  14. Super Mario 3D World.
  15. Everthing.
  16. Nier: Automata.
  17. Persona 4 Golden.
  18. Her Story.
  19. Overwatch.
  20. Journey.
  21. CS: GO.
  22. Stardew Valley.
  23. Rocket League.
  24. Towerfall.
  25. Outer Wilds.
  26. Dishonored 2.
  27. DOOM.
  28. Portal 2.
  29. Florence.
  30. Assassin's Creed: Odyssey.
  31. Bloodborne.
  32. Divinity: Original Sin 2.
  33. Kerbal Space Program.
  34. Tetris Effect.
  35. Read Dead Redemption Collection.
  36. Titanfall 2.
  37. Destiny 2.
  38. God of War.
  39. Firewatch.
  40. Celeste.
  41. NBA 2K12.
  42. The Works of Michael Brough.
  43. SuperHOT.
  44. Thumper.
  45. FIFA 17.
  46. Fallout: New Vegas.
  47. DOTA 2 Auto Chess.
  48. No Man's Sky.
  49. Sea of Thieves.
  50. The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
  51. Limbo/Inside.
  52. Undertale.
  53. Death Stranding.
  54. Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn.
  55. Hollow Knight.
  56. Into the Breach.
  57. Civilization VI.
  58. Subsurface Circular.
  59. The Last of Us.
  60. Bayonetta 2.
  61. Frog Fractions.
  62. Super Street Fighter IV.
  63. The Jackbox Party Pack 1-6.
  64. Johann Sebastian Joust.
  65. GTA Online.
  66. Doki Doki Literature Club.
  67. Universal Paperclips.
  68. Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain.
  69. The Witness.
  70. Diablo III.
  71. Warframe.
  72. Mass Effect 2.
  73. Mario Kart 8.
  74. Two Dots.
  75. Beat Saber.
  76. Gravity Rush 2.
  77. Gorogoa.
  78. The Stanley Parable.
  79. Animal Crossing: New Leaf.
  80. Tiger Woods PGA Tour 13.
  81. Oxenfree.
  82. XCOM 2: War of the Chosen.
  83. Papers, Please.
  84. Flappy Bird.
  85. FTL: Faster Than Light.
  86. Kim Kardashian: Hollywood.
  87. Control.
  88. Monster Hunter: World.
  89. Middle-Earth: Shadow of Mordor.
  90. Resident Evil 7.
  91. Telltale's The Walking Dead.
  92. Device 6.
  93. Total War: Three Kingdoms.
  94. What Remains of Edith Finch.
  95. Cuphead.
  96. Super Mario Maker.
  97. Fire Emblem: Three Houses.
  98. Slay the Spire.
  99. Life is Strange.
  100. Virginia.
 
Wasn't Minecraft released in 2009?
Also, PT? I love it, but I wouldn't put it in a list of games, even though I cling to my demo on my PS4.
Also, holy fuck, that's a really questionable list.
 

AbZeroNow

Neo Member
A few takeaways:
1. Why are they listing unfinished games and/or demos? I'd have though that any serious Top Whatever list would at least have the game as a finished product as one of the criterion for inclusion. It's stuff like this is why we're stuck with Games as a Service crap since even the game journalists have no standards, so why even give consumers a finished game?
2. 3D World at 14 and no Mario Odyssey? That's a flat What?!
3. Death Stranding isn't even out yet. That will age badly.
 
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Gargus

Banned
I don't like polygon to begin with. They are a low hanging fruit type of site that's a weird mesh of the the laziness of ign, and the stupidly of kotaku.

Course I don't like them after they banned me last year for posting a comment on a article about great games made by black people and my response was something like "wouldn't it be better to praise people who make great games instead of only giving someone special attention and praise for their skin color?" And bang, insta ban. And I very rarely ever commented on stuff there. Oh well.
 

rofif

Can’t Git Gud
All souls games should be at the top... No Dark Souls 2, No Last Guardian, Boring Control instead of Alan Wake, no Soma, no Hellblade... not a lot of games. This list is fucked
 

Petrae

Member
Pretentious hipster/social justice website that is tangentially associated with video games fellates indies in a Top XX list?

NOFUCKINGWAY.

As with the last shitty list someone shared here on GAF, having an opinion is anyone’s right. And I have a right to share my opinion that this list— like the other one from Paste or whatever-the-fuck-it’s-called— is a steaming pile of goatshit.
 

mcjmetroid

Member
In fairness at least they stated the years they were doing their top ten for.

IGN said "best games if all time" but did the same list.
 

diffusionx

Gold Member
Over a fifth of this list is filled with non-game walking sims, pretentious indieshit, or meme titles like Flappy Bird. These are the collectively held opinions of the people who write reviews that end up on Metacritic. Think about that the next time you decide you want to bitch in a review thread.
 

brap

Banned
Over a fifth of this list is filled with non-game walking sims, pretentious indieshit, or meme titles like Flappy Bird. These are the collectively held opinions of the people who write reviews that end up on Metacritic. Think about that the next time you decide you want to bitch in a review thread.
I don't think polygon gives out scores in their reviews anymore
 
Why are the write ups for these lists always so shit? Look at this entry for Life Is Strange:

Life Is Strange is a game that places players at the very center of complicated, layered relationships, between friends, enemies, colleagues, and family. It’s a puzzle game with heavy narrative/plot directional choices that makes merry with time-travel dynamics, while keeping its focus on lead characters Max and Chloe, whose feelings become a part of a compelling episodic drama.

Who talks about games like this/ talks like this at all? It's a "puzzle game" (??) with "plot directional choices" (???) that "makes merry" (????) with "time travel dynamics" (?????). Obviously I can tell what he's getting at but come on. Why is the writing this awkward from someone who is, presumably, paid to write?
 
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Thanati

Member
Archive: For those who don't want to give them clicks.

In case you don't want to read the article, here's the god awful list:
  1. Minecraft.
  2. The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild.
  3. Spelunky.
  4. Kentucky Route Zero.
  5. Pokémon GO.
  6. League of Legends.
  7. P.T.
  8. Dark Souls.
  9. The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt.
  10. Fortnite Battle Royale.
  11. PUBG.
  12. Return of the Obra Dinn.
  13. Gone Home.
  14. Super Mario 3D World.
  15. Everthing.
  16. Nier: Automata.
  17. Persona 4 Golden.
  18. Her Story.
  19. Overwatch.
  20. Journey.
  21. CS: GO.
  22. Stardew Valley.
  23. Rocket League.
  24. Towerfall.
  25. Outer Wilds.
  26. Dishonored 2.
  27. DOOM.
  28. Portal 2.
  29. Florence.
  30. Assassin's Creed: Odyssey.
  31. Bloodborne.
  32. Divinity: Original Sin 2.
  33. Kerbal Space Program.
  34. Tetris Effect.
  35. Read Dead Redemption Collection.
  36. Titanfall 2.
  37. Destiny 2.
  38. God of War.
  39. Firewatch.
  40. Celeste.
  41. NBA 2K12.
  42. The Works of Michael Brough.
  43. SuperHOT.
  44. Thumper.
  45. FIFA 17.
  46. Fallout: New Vegas.
  47. DOTA 2 Auto Chess.
  48. No Man's Sky.
  49. Sea of Thieves.
  50. The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
  51. Limbo/Inside.
  52. Undertale.
  53. Death Stranding.
  54. Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn.
  55. Hollow Knight.
  56. Into the Breach.
  57. Civilization VI.
  58. Subsurface Circular.
  59. The Last of Us.
  60. Bayonetta 2.
  61. Frog Fractions.
  62. Super Street Fighter IV.
  63. The Jackbox Party Pack 1-6.
  64. Johann Sebastian Joust.
  65. GTA Online.
  66. Doki Doki Literature Club.
  67. Universal Paperclips.
  68. Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain.
  69. The Witness.
  70. Diablo III.
  71. Warframe.
  72. Mass Effect 2.
  73. Mario Kart 8.
  74. Two Dots.
  75. Beat Saber.
  76. Gravity Rush 2.
  77. Gorogoa.
  78. The Stanley Parable.
  79. Animal Crossing: New Leaf.
  80. Tiger Woods PGA Tour 13.
  81. Oxenfree.
  82. XCOM 2: War of the Chosen.
  83. Papers, Please.
  84. Flappy Bird.
  85. FTL: Faster Than Light.
  86. Kim Kardashian: Hollywood.
  87. Control.
  88. Monster Hunter: World.
  89. Middle-Earth: Shadow of Mordor.
  90. Resident Evil 7.
  91. Telltale's The Walking Dead.
  92. Device 6.
  93. Total War: Three Kingdoms.
  94. What Remains of Edith Finch.
  95. Cuphead.
  96. Super Mario Maker.
  97. Fire Emblem: Three Houses.
  98. Slay the Spire.
  99. Life is Strange.
  100. Virginia.

 

Nymphae

Banned
There are a lot of things I would have put on that list in place of anything with Kim Kardashian's name on it, but I mean, like Fuz Fuz said, it's Polygon, what do we really expect here.
 

Yumi

Member
This shit is always whack, but that top ten is the wackest shit. Did they have 10 different people pick their favorite game?
 
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