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Professor fails student; "Australia is not a country"

NickFire

Member
Lol yea when a student teaches a professor something it should equate to an immediate A+ :p
Knowing Australia is a country too, is elementary school geography though lol
Now always, but under these conditions an A+ was likely the only chance the student wouldn't keep shining a light on the absurdity of it all. A passive aggressive B+ after all that was just begging to become a laughing stock of higher education. One must really relish the smell of their farts to fail and fight with a student over whether Australia was a country, and not bother to double check after the first couple claims to the contrary,
 

Bakkus

Member
I had to look this up because I was seriously getting mind-blown learning about a “new” continent called Oceania.

Turns out Australia is a continent and Oceania is a region including the country Australia...which is also a continent so...fuck Australia?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australia
Lol what? This makes no sense. This 'Australian continent' consists only of Australia, Papua New Guinea and Indonesian part of Oceania. If Oceania isn't a continent, then that means New Zealand, Fiji, Samoa and all the other small islands of Oceania are not a part of any continent of the world. Which defeats the entire purpose of having continents...
 

kingwingin

Member
Cant blame the professor for not knowing.

Currently taking electronics engineering and during our intro to math class 2 years back we had the advanced calculus teacher sub in and try to teach us long division. It was a train wreck and you would have thought he was a moron. Dude was brilliant tho
 

BANGS

Banned
And by golly, not amending that grade to an A+ suggests the prof also lacks basic common sense and social skills needed to teach as well.
How exactly are you sure that the project was A+ material? Or are you suggesting it automatically should get an A+ grade because of the situation?
 

NickFire

Member
How exactly are you sure that the project was A+ material? Or are you suggesting it automatically should get an A+ grade because of the situation?
I don’t and it Probably shouldn’t be auto. Just saying if you get caught failing someone in such a ridiculous manner you should probably be a Bit overly generous on the make up grade if you have any hope not to become a laughing stock in academia. Short of an a I would assume student will be telling the higher ups and anyone else who would listen. Give max grade they may drop it.
 

BANGS

Banned
I don’t and it Probably shouldn’t be auto. Just saying if you get caught failing someone in such a ridiculous manner you should probably be a Bit overly generous on the make up grade if you have any hope not to become a laughing stock in academia. Short of an a I would assume student will be telling the higher ups and anyone else who would listen. Give max grade they may drop it.
I dunno, I don't think as a professor you try to gain your integrity back by doing a 2nd poor job at grading the same project... but I realize alot of people think otherwise...
 

SatansReverence

Hipster Princess
I don’t and it Probably shouldn’t be auto. Just saying if you get caught failing someone in such a ridiculous manner you should probably be a Bit overly generous on the make up grade if you have any hope not to become a laughing stock in academia. Short of an a I would assume student will be telling the higher ups and anyone else who would listen. Give max grade they may drop it.

Maybe it was a C grade piece and the B+ is generous.
 

llien

Member
If Oceania isn't a continent, then that means New Zealand, Fiji, Samoa and all the other small islands of Oceania are not a part of any continent of the world. Which defeats the entire purpose of having continents...

In what way? Islands are... islands, not parts of "some continent", the way they taught me at school.
Which "continent" are Hawaii islands?


Well it’s ridiculous to not know Australia is a country but the professor did everything else right it seems like. It wasn’t necessary to try and embarrass the professor by contacting the news.
I actually can't follow the teacher on any of the steps.
How did Australia "being a continent" prevent student from doing analysis?
What research is needed to figure there are no other countries on the mentioned continent (the only thing that would matter in a given context)?
 
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This topic is a bit confusing for me, I must say. To be clear, there are seven continents and Australia is the only one which houses a single sovereign nation, though it also includes an Island called Tasmania (where people may or may not be born with two heads, I dunno). A continent is just a very large mass of land.

Australia is a big place. For instance, I live on the East coast, in Newcastle just North of Sydney and it is quicker for me to catch a plane to New Zealand (which is it's own sovereign nation, though with close ties to Australia), than it would to reach the West Coast in Perth.
 

lil puff

Member
For me whether it's a country or not is kinda moot. If the paper was written well and targeted all the right points, who cares?

If I had a students and told them to write about a county and one student wrote about a city municipality and the paper were well written, I would be inclined to pass it while on the side engaging the student privately about why they chose a city instead.

Good professors allow the student to go off course sometimes if the intent is sincere. In this case the professor decided to take the cheap semantics angle (I get that this is not exactly semantics)

Once in a drawing class I decided to draw on the paper at an angle, and I posted my work on the wall that way. This is apparently blasphemy in classic drawing. Did the professor make me redraw it? No, instead it spurred a discussion on why it was unacceptable and whether it should be. Since the drawing was good, I got a fair grade and that was it.
 

Bakkus

Member
In what way? Islands are... islands, not parts of "some continent", the way they taught me at school.
Which "continent" are Hawaii islands?
UK, Ireland and Iceland are all official parts of Europe. Likewise with Madagascar, Cape Verde, etc for Africa. And of course, Japan Taiwan, Philippines and Sri Lanka for Asia. Despite all of them being nothing but islands...
 

Basoes

Member
For me whether it's a country or not is kinda moot. If the paper was written well and targeted all the right points, who cares?
to me I wouldn't say it moot, you could write the best paper the teacher has ever seen but if you didn't follow directions you fail or at least get points taken off.
 

llien

Member
UK, Ireland and Iceland are all official parts of Europe. Likewise with Madagascar, Cape Verde, etc for Africa. And of course, Japan Taiwan, Philippines and Sri Lanka for Asia. Despite all of them being nothing but islands...

UK, Ireland and Iceland are politically parts of Europe.
British islands are... islands and not part of the Europe (a continent).
Armenia, Azerbaidjan and Georgia, despite, at least Armenia, not having a single part of its territory in Europe, are still politically part of Europe.
 
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Alx

Member
UK, Ireland and Iceland are politically parts of Europe.
British islands are... islands and not part of the Europe (a continent).

Geologically speaking, continents are defined by their tectonic plates.
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British islands are part of the Eurasian continent, while Hawaï belongs to no continent but the Pacific Plate.
Islands being separated by water doesn't matter much because water levels change over time.
Funnily enough, India isn't in (Eur)Asia, and is on the same continent as Australia. :p
 

lil puff

Member
to me I wouldn't say it moot, you could write the best paper the teacher has ever seen but if you didn't follow directions you fail or at least get points taken off.
Yeah, probably not moot. I agree - take some points off or something.

I am glad he got fired. There are some petty professors out there, the younger ones seem to be a bit more sensible than the old tenured professors.
 

Bakkus

Member
UK, Ireland and Iceland are politically parts of Europe.
British islands are... islands and not part of the Europe (a continent).
Armenia, Azerbaidjan and Georgia, despite, at least Armenia, not having a single part of its territory in Europe, are still politically part of Europe.
Has there ever been an argument against UK, Ireland and Iceland being a part of Europe due to being islands? I'd love to see that because from what I can find. It's nonexistent. Same goes for the ones of Asia and Africa.
 

Scopa

The Tribe Has Spoken
And rightly so.

And not because of his error; he should be fired (upon? lol) because of the way he thinks and acts as a member of the scientific (yeah I know, sociology) community.
Yeah, probably not moot. I agree - take some points off or something.

I am glad he got fired. There are some petty professors out there, the younger ones seem to be a bit more sensible than the old tenured professors.
She. The professor is a woman.
 

dc3k

Member
Lol what? This makes no sense. This 'Australian continent' consists only of Australia, Papua New Guinea and Indonesian part of Oceania. If Oceania isn't a continent, then that means New Zealand, Fiji, Samoa and all the other small islands of Oceania are not a part of any continent of the world. Which defeats the entire purpose of having continents...
Australia is a continent.
Oceania is a region that exists for political reasons.
New Zealand is part of Zealandia.

I'm not sure what you think "the entire purpose of having continents" is, or what that even means. Do you know what a continent is?
 

Scopa

The Tribe Has Spoken
Australia has never been a continent. Australasia is a continent.

continent
[kon-tn-uh nt]
noun
one of the main landmasses of the globe, usually reckoned as seven in number (Europe, Asia, Africa, North America, South America, Australia, and Antarctica).
 
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