1. Cap fights an actual war (with comic book embellishments, of course)
2. Cap fights his best friend and a corrupt shadow government and has a date
3. Thank God for War Machine so Spidey can swing without skyscrapers. Also, Cap fights FOR his best friend.
4. A kidnapping victim, Not She-Hulk, a talking raccoon, a talking tree, a talking Batista
5. Tony Stark has a heart
6. Vision's birthday
7. -1000 points for killing Coulson and unleashing Agents of SHIELD onto this world
8. That shrinking gun is a pretty fucked up weapon.
9. Tony is his dad's greatest invention
10. Thor vs. the Destroyer armor, a little harmless fun
11. I can't choose between Ed Norton and Ruffalo. I think Norton could carry a few solo movies, whilst Ruffalo seems to be more of a team player. Also Abomination was a really weird side effect of the Super Soldier formula. Does that mean Cap will turn into an abomination if he's exposed to gamma rays? A couple Hulk movies would be cool, it'd be a shame to stop using the The Lonely Man theme. Also, they never told us what happened to that doctor guy. Does he become The Leader, or did his brain turn into a massive tumor and kill him? I think if Norton was still the Hulk, he'd have an actual part in Civil War. He'd have turned everyone against Ross in like 5 seconds.
12. Unabomber the Billionaire and His Suits of Inconsequence vs. The Bad Guys of Inconsequence while suffering the Loss of Inconsequence
13. Why didn't the aliens use singularity grenades in Avengers 1?
