i have never been in a street fight but i doubt i would even have to do that. once they realize they cant do anything they probably will stop trying to fight. i mean i would choke someone out if they are really trying to harm me or bite me or something
So you admit you've never been in a street fight, yet think you would have time to choke someone out? Even with a blood choke (~10 seconds to unconsciousness), the chances of you being in a position to do that in the first place are extremely slim.
i dont know why so many people believe krav maga is legit. its not. it never has been.
It's used by militaries around the world, including many special forces. They tend to want stuff that works.
So let's have some facts to back you up, since so far you've just been blowing hot air.
the things about that and krav maga is its just this weird unproven situational things. its effective because you are letting him do it to you. sure your friend may come up to you and put a pressure point on your hand but do you really think it would work in the real world? or if a guy comes up to your back with a gun? i aint fucking with no one with a gun. its so stupid and can probably get someone really hurt.
It's hilarious how you spout this nonsense about doing it in the real world, when you suggest you would choke someone in a real fight.
sure your friend may come up to you and put a pressure point on your hand
In a full on fight, Krav Maga is not going to teach you to put a pressure point on someone's hand. It's going to teach you to gouge out his eyes, or hit him in the throat/groin.
if a guy comes up to your back with a gun?
Teaches you how to deal with that. It teaches you how to deal with multiple attackers (armed and unarmed). Teaches you how to use weapons, including improvised weapons. It combines the best parts of almost all martial arts, so you are not limited to just grappling or striking.
this is the worst. you really think if you kick someone in the balls or poke their eye they will completely stop fighting and call a time out
If you kick someone in the balls when they're on adrenaline, it might not work.
It's also not about completely stopping them from fighting (though you can do that), it's about giving you enough time to get away safely. If you can't, then it teaches you how to finish the job.
You really think a guy that's just been blinded is going to be able to put up a good fight? Or a guy who has just been hit in the throat and can't breathe?
Where the fuck do you get this shit from?
KM emphasises that if you
do have to get into a fight where you need to use force and cannot escape, you do as much damage as possible, by deliberately going for the most vulnerable parts of the body. And you say that shit doesn't work?
this is not true. i dont know who told you this but its not. i understand you like it but if you teach someone something that doesnt work they get confident with it and then actually have a situation and finds out it doesnt work.. well. it's not going to be pretty
"I have no knowledge of these things, and no first hand experience of being in a fight, but I'm going to give my ignorant opinion and ignore reality."
Come back with some facts. It makes your arguments far better.
You know what, just
go and read the fucking page on wikipedia that you were too lazy to look at. At least it might reduce the flow of shit from your mouth.