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Replace words in Star Wars lines with sand.

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My sand girl
 
"Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's sand, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient sand has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes..."
 
"Sand is the path to the dark side. Sand leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. I sense much sand in you."
 
"The sand is strong in my family. My father has it. I have it. My sister has it. You have that sand too."

"I have altered the sand. Pray I don't alter it any further."
 
I think it's time we informed the sand that our ability to use the Force has diminished.

Sorry master, I forgot you don't like sand.

WELL THEN YOU ARE SAND!

The sand is strong in my family.

That sand was Luke's, and his father's before him. And now, it calls to you.

If you live long enough, you see the same sand in different people.

The sand...stole a freighter?

I am haunted by the sand you should never have given me.
 
Darth Vader: What is thy bidding, my master?

Emperor: There is a great disturbance in the sand.

Darth Vader: I have felt it. It's coarse and rough and irritating.

Emperor: We have a new enemy, the young Rebel who destroyed the Death Star. I have no doubt this boy is the offspring of the sand.

Darth Vader: How is that possible?

Emperor: It gets everywhere.

 
"What are you doing?! You're not actually going into a sand field, are you?!"

"They'd be sandy to follow us, wouldn't they?"
 
"Where is sand? Is sand safe? Is sand all right?"

"It seems in your anger, you killed sand."

"I...? I couldn't have! Sand was alive... I felt it!"

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"SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!"
 
"Darth Plageuis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create...sand."
 
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