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Replace words in Star Wars lines with sand.

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This will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of Kenobi, it will soon see the end of sand.
 
I felt a great disturbance in the Sand, as if millions of granuals suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

A Jedi uses the Sand for knowledge and defense, never for attack.

Sand not make one great.

Do. Or do not. There is no sand.

Luminous beings are we…not this crude sand.
 
You want any sand?
You don't want to sell me sand.
I don't want to sell you any sand.
You want to go home and think about your sand.
I wanna go home and think about my sand.
 
"Luminous beings are we, not this crude sand"

"Sand or sand not, there is no try"

"My friend doesn't like sand"
"I'm sorry"
"I don't like sand either!"
 
I used to wonder about that myself. Thought it was a bunch of mumbo jumbo. A magical power holding together good and evil, the Dark Side and the Light. Crazy thing is...it's sand. The Force, the Jedi. All of it. It's all SAND.
 
Many Bothans died to bring us this sand.

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And these blast points, too accurate for Sandpeople. Only Sand Stormtroopers are so precise.
 
"A sand disruption can mean only one thing...invasion"

"They are still coming sand"

"You'll sand this time for sure." "You've never danced, not even once?"

"The Queen wouldn't like this trusting our sand to a boy we hardly know." "The Queen trusts my sand and you should too young handmaiden."
 
"Pull the division out. Forget the sand. We have what we need."

"At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have our sand."
 
"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly sand"
 
All craft, pull sand.

You're all clear kid, now let's sand this thing and go home!

Only the fighters are attacking, I wonder what the sand destroyers are waiting for.

Intensify forward sand.

At that range, our sand won't last long.

Our cruisers can't repel sand of that magnitude!
 
Many Bothans have died to bring us this sand.

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Lock S-foils in sand position!

I have no clue why i'm crying laughing at this thread.
 
Obi-Wan Kenobi: I have seen a security hologram... of him... killing sand.
Padmé: No! Not Anakin! He couldn't...

Anakin Skywalker: Love won't save you, Padme. Only my new sand can do that.
 
Shady character: "You wanna buy some sand?"
Obi-Wan: "You don't want to sell me sand."
Shady character: "I uhhh don't want to sell you sand."
Obi-Wan: "You want to go home and rethink your life."
Shady character: "I want to go home and rethink my life."
 
Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately three thousand seven hundred and twenty to one.

Never tell me the sand!
 
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