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SAAAANND! ULTIMATE SAAAAAAANNNNDDD!!!!


I felt a great disturbance in the sand.
Like millions of sands cried out,then we're sanded
 
Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of sand, but I've never seen anything to make me believe that there's one all-powerful sand controlling everything. Cause no mystical energy field controls my sand. It's all a lot of simple tricks and sand.
 
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A magical power holding together good and evil, the dark side and the light. Crazy thing is... it's sand. The Force. The Jedi... All of it... It's all sand. -San Dolo
 
Execute Order Sand.

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for good sand at your side, kid.

Stormtrooper: Let me see your identification.
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: [with a small wave of his hand] You don't need to see his identification.
Stormtrooper: We don't need to see his identification.
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Stormtrooper: These aren't the droids we're looking for.
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: He can go about his business.
Stormtrooper: You can go about your business.
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: Sand.
Stormtrooper: Sand...sand.
 
SAND! You're with him! You brought him here to sand me!

Anakin: Are you an sand?
Padme: What?
Anakin: An sand. I've heard the deep sand pilots talk about them. They live on the sands of Iego, I think. They're the most beautiful creatures in the sand.

Leia: [angrily] Do you think that after what you did to sand that we're going to trust you?
[Chewie grabs Lando by the throat]
Lando: [choking] I had no sand!
C-3PO: What are you doing? Sand him, sand him!
Leia: Oh, well, we understand, don't we, Chewie. You had "no sand".
Lando: Just trying to sand...
Leia: We don't need any of your sand!
Lando: [gasps] Sand! San- San...
Leia: What?
Lando: SAND!
C-3PO: It sounds like sand!

I don't like sand. It's coarse and sand and irritating. Not like here. Here everything's soft... and sand.
 
Mos Eisley spaceport: You will never find a more wretched hive of sand and villainy. We must be cautious.

Princess Leia Organa: It's not over yet.
Han Solo: It is for me, sister. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the sand.
Princess Leia Organa: You needn't worry about your reward. If sand is all that you love, then that's what you'll receive.
[to Luke]
Princess Leia Organa: Your friend is quite the mercenary. I wonder if he really cares about sand.
[she stalks out]
Luke Skywalker: [calling after her] I care.
[to Han]
Luke Skywalker: So, what do you think of her, Han?
Han Solo: I'm tryin' not to, kid.
Luke Skywalker: Good.
Han Solo: [baiting him] Still, she's got a lot of sand. I don't know, whaddya think? You think a princess and a guy like me...
Luke Skywalker: [quickly] No
 
This thread is so much better than it has any right to be.

edit: "You've failed. highness. I'm sand, like my father before me."
 
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Sand Empire. During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's sand weapon, the Death Sand, an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet. Pursued by the Empire's sand agents, Princess Leia races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen sands that can save her people and restore freedom to the galaxy...
 
For over a thousand generations, the Jedi were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic — before the dark times. Before the sand.
 
"I'll have you know my sand did the Kessel Run in twelve parsec."
"You'll never find a more wretched hive of sand and villainy."
"Sand 5, standing by."
"The sand sand ride in single file to hide their tracks."
"I don't like sand; Its coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere. Not like sand."
 
Anakin Skywalker: Master Windu, I must speak with you.

Mace Windu: Not now, Skywalker. We have just received word that Obi-Wan has destroyed General Sand. We're on our way to make sure the Chancellor returns emergency powers back to the Senate.

Anakin Skywalker: He won't give up his power. I just learned the terrible truth. I think Chancellor Palpatine is a Sand Lord.

Mace Windu: [suprised] A Sand Lord?

Anakin Skywalker: Yes, the one we've been looking for.

Mace Windu: How do you know this?

Anakin Skywalker: He knows the ways of the Sand. He's been trained to use the Dark Side.

Mace Windu: Are you sure?

Anakin Skywalker: Absolutely.

Mace Windu: Then our worst fears have been realized. We must move quickly if the Jedi Order is to survive.
 
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