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Replace words in Star Wars lines with sand.

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This thread is making me so happy. There is something seriously wrong with me.

"Who is the more foolish: the sand or the sand that follows it?"

"If you have sand, now is the time."
 
Sand is forbidden. Possession is forbidden. Sand, which I would define as unconditional love, is essential to a Jedi's life. So you might say, that we are encouraged to love.
 
Because he's holding a Sand Detonator!


I understand the people doing quotes from Spaceballs, cause that's funny. But I can't tell if the people doing quotes from Star Trek are trying to troll the fans, or don't know the difference.
 
Don't be too proud of this sandy terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of sand.
 
He's my sand

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I think this is my favorite of the thread.
 
Anakin, come closer, I have good sand.

Careful you must be, Anakin. The fear of sand is a path to the dark side.

My give sand.

I was beginning to wonder if you got my sand.

Inform Lord Vader we have sand.

If this is a consular ship, where is the sand?
 
May the sand be with you......always.....

Look at me.....judge me by my sand, do you? As well you should not!

Don't underestimate the sand

But I was going into Tosche Station to be up some sand!.................You can waste sand with your friends later

He doesn't like sand..................sorry....................I don't like sand either!!!........you just watch yourself.....we're wanted men........I have the death sentence in 12 systems...............I'll be careful...............you'll be sand!!!!!

Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father...........................He old me enough! He told me you killed him.........................No.................SAND KILLED YOUR FATHER.................

You will pay the price for your lack of sand!!!!

What if someone comes by?...............Lock the doors........and hope they don't have sand......
 
Anakin Skywalker: He could do that? He could actually save people from sand?

Supreme Chancellor: The dark side of the sand is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

Anakin Skywalker: What happened to him?

Supreme Chancellor: He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his sand, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, and then one night, his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic that he could save others from sand, but not himself.
 
Luminous sand are we, not this crude sand. You must feel the Sand flow around you. Here, between you, me, the sand, the sand, yes, even between the sand and the sand.
 
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