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robert downey JUNIOR is very insecure about his height

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1. I don't blame him. Short men are discriminated against in every area of life for something they can't control.

2. He's a Hollywood actor and his entire career is based around his image and appearance.
 

strobogo

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Whatevs. He's Iron Man. He shouldn't worry about it. Jeremy Renner is a short little shit, too, and he does action movies all the god damn time.
 

Lunchbox

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every chick in those photos are wearing footlong pencil heels that makes them walk like emus and putting stress fractures on their toes and ankles

but downy jr. is the one at fault here



#equalsociety
 

-Pyromaniac-

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Don't know why he would be, dude has a lot of game and is a mad baller. And he's iron man. It's funny because I don't consider 5'7 or 5'8 to be short.
 

PhoReal

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Had no idea Javier was so short. Damn.

Anyway, poor RDJ. I'm reminded of that Seinfeld episode where George wore Tims to make himself appear taller to a woman he was dating.
 

-Pyromaniac-

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It's not Danny DeVito short, but it's still short in the same way that 6'0" is considered tall.
To me that height is "normal". Not SHORT by any means but not TALL by any means. When you're 5'4 you're short.

Maybe that's just me though.
 

Busty

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After the Avengers someone should tell him to stand on his wallet so that he may tower over every human being else like a colossus.

Exactly what I said! How the fuck is that even possible?!

I was genuinely surprised. I thought he was 6ft at least. AT LEAST.
 

mattiewheels

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I was looking for stuff on Google and I came across search suggestions for celebrity heights...it's quite the rabbit hole. Lots of dudes are obsessed with how they compare I guess.
 
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