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[flippedb]

I don't know guys

How do you know he wasn't wearing heels?

 

[kswiston]

After the Avengers someone should tell him to stand on his wallet so that he may tower over every human being else like a colossus.



Exactly what I said! How the fuck is that even possible?!

I was genuinely surprised. I thought he was 6ft at least. AT LEAST.

He doesn't look too tall from this pic:

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3558714880/nm0000849 (sorry, I don't know how to get the image URL from IMDB pics)

Daniel Craig is listed as 5'10".

 

[SteveWinwood]

Nope he is at least 1.82cm. Dont know how much is that in feet/inches

1.82 cm is pretty short.

 

[freenudemacusers]

How do you know he wasn't wearing heels?

wait, you're saying javier is even shorter?!?!!

 

[DMczaf]

He doesn't look too tall from this pic:

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3558714880/nm0000849 (sorry, I don't know how to get the image URL from IMDB pics)

Daniel Craig is listed as 5'10".

Fuck. My world...has changed.

 

[Fry]

This can't be real.

 

[Barbacoatl]

As a Shorty McHiggings myself, I find this hysterical, even if shopped.

 

[matthieuC]

Yeah, that other pic is false.

 

[entremet]

Excuse me while I go a feel sorry for multi millionaires who can bed any hot 20 year old lol.

 

[IISANDERII]

Javier Bardem is 5'7"?? Thought he was like 6'4". Perhaps because he's got kind of a big face??

 

[flippedb]

1.82 cm is pretty short.

Oh come on now! That's short? Fuck, then I'm a midget or something!

#ShortBros

 

[DMczaf]

Yeah, that other pic is false.

But he's shorter than Craig in that other pic. Who is telling the truth?! Did Craig just have better lifts than him that day? What is going on?!

 

[Barbacoatl]

1.82 cm is pretty short.

Ok, Kareem.

 

[SteveWinwood]

Oh come on now! That's short? Fuck, then I'm a midget or something!

#ShortBros

I mean you're shorter than the lilliputians. I could pick you up in my hand.

 

[Dilly]

Whatever. He's in good company.

http://www.nextmovie.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/HHC-Hi-res.jpg[img][/QUOTE]

I find it hilarious that I'm bigger than Statham.

Come at me, son.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Ok, Kareem.

that's smaller than a baby.

 

[mattiewheels]

I don't know guys

It might be because I just saw No Country recently, but he looks like he's ready to kill Woody.

 

[dekline]

Oh come on now! That's short? Fuck, then I'm a midget or something!

#ShortBros

centimeter

 

[RustyNails]

Wtf, did daniel radcliffe stop growing?

 

[faridmon]

And some people wish they were shorter. People will never be happy about who they are.

 

[Winterfang]

Short people are very discriminated in Hollywood. I honestly can't blame him.

 

[The Technomancer]

Whatever. He's in good company.

Whoa, I'm taller then a lot of actors who I thought were taller then me

 

[flippedb]

I mean you're shorter than the lilliputians. I could pick you up in my hand.

So that's why my father made me sing this as a kid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw0zZttfUaw

centimeter

I know what a centimeter is.

 

[Currygan]

if I had his money I'd go around barefoot

 

[AlphaSnake]

Oh come on now! That's short? Fuck, then I'm a midget or something!

#ShortBros

Ok, Kareem.

The two of you clearly don't get the joke.

 

[strobogo]

Cheadle is the one that threw me. I definitely thought he was taller than that. I think MJF isn't even 5'3" anymore. Dude was TINY on Curb.

 

[Lambda Pie]

the only one i don't buy being that short is Bardem. the rest seems to fit.

 

[dekline]

I know what a centimeter is.

Congratulations.

 

[Busty]

I know what a centimeter is.

It's like a caterpillar.





Right?

 

[OfWhiteSkinOnRedLeather]

Whatever. He's in good company.

I call bullshit on this chart.

Yeah, that other pic is false.

Exactly. There's no way in hell Javier Bardem is 5'7".

 

[NomarTyme]

Well, isn't it? I feel like I'm of average height and I have another 3 inches.

Depends... do you live in the Netherlands? they avg at 6Ft

 

[Sub_Level]

Do you even lift yourself up with shoes brah?

 

[gogogow]

Yeah, chart is bullshit. Daniel Craig is 1.78m and Javier Bardem is taller than him.

 

[Barbacoatl]

The two of you clearly don't get the joke.

Well, it's out of our reach.

#ShortNado

 

[Batigol]

Javier looked pretty tall in supernatural

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

The Iron Man 2 set pic used to be the holy grail, then he showed up at the Iron Man 3 premiere and he seriously topped himself. The height insecurity is an interesting character flaw for someone in his position.

 

[POWERSPHERE]

Those shoes are worse than being short.

 

[archnemesis]

Depends... do you live in the Netherlands? they avg at 6Ft

Sweden. It's probably about the same here. I'm sure I would feel tall if I was living in Southeast Asia.

 

[reggieandTFE]

I call bullshit on this chart.



Exactly. There's no way in hell Javier Bardem is 5'7".

Hollywood fantasy. They lie. The same shit happens in the NBA.

 

[GoldenEye 007]

His wallet holds a bit more than six figures.

Maybe he meant the wallet itself is worth six figures.

 

[pyros]

There used to be a time when wearing polyester shirts, chest hair, bell bottom pants, high heeled boots, were considered fashionable, god I feel old.

 

[NomarTyme]

Sweden. It's probably about the same here. I'm sure I would feel tall if I was living in Southeast Asia.

According to askmen, Sweden is #2 in term of avg height.

 

[OfWhiteSkinOnRedLeather]

Hollywood fantasy. They lie. The same shit happens in the NBA.

I realize that, but Javier Bardem isn't 5'7. He may not be tall as fuck, but 5'7? No way.

 

[Trigger]

Those shoes are worse than being short.

lol, this x100.

 

[Nonexistinghero]

5'8" (according to IMDB)

That's not even all that short.

And whoa, Harry Potter dude is 5'5"? He seemed much taller than that.

 

[Loxley]

According to Google, Javier Bardem is 6'0" and Statham is 5'10". So that chart isn't completely accurate.

 

[kswiston]

But he's shorter than Craig in that other pic. Who is telling the truth?! Did Craig just have better lifts than him that day? What is going on?!

The actress next to Javier in the pic I posted is ~5'8" and is clearly wearing heels, so there is no way he is 5'7".

 

[Rorschach]

Chart lied to us!

 

[AgentP]

I think Prince led the way with man heels for shorties.

 

[freenudemacusers]

The girl next to Javier in the pic I posted is ~5'8" and is clearly wearing heels, so there is no way he is 5'7".

maybe she's lying too