Out of all The Decemberists songs they could have chosen, The Perfect Crime is literally the worst choice they could have made.
It's easily, without a doubt, 100% the worst song they've ever made. Granted, I didn't really listen to Hazards of Love because I didn't really love The Crane Wife, but come on.
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It's easily, without a doubt, 100% the worst song they've ever made. Granted, I didn't really listen to Hazards of Love because I didn't really love The Crane Wife, but come on.
it was the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect the perfect crime