How about a bet? If it opens at 70 and closes at 180, I'll never do a BO prediction. If it does more, then you dont.Anasui Kishibe said:we shall see![]()
Egh...RubxQub said:You think so because she looks like a man sometimes.
Yeah, I know, it's a dumb thought perhaps, but just a gut feeling I had, I dunno.Christopher said:Ledger sealed his own fate.
How the fuck can you judge Ledger for the minute you actually see him in the prologue...
Westboro Baptist Church hasn't finished their review yet.James Power said:Come on, this is getting suspicious. Where are the bad reviews?
James Power said:Come on, this is getting suspicious. Where are the bad reviews?
Teh Hamburglar said:Anyone who posts a negative review is going to be hated by the board. Hype is so high for this movie on GAF that even withholding judgement until its actually out is seen as "hating"
irfan said:How about a bet? If it opens at 70 and closes at 180, I'll never do a BO prediction. If it does more, then you dont.
+/- $10 mil.Anasui Kishibe said:I take your bet, man. If I lose, no more bo predictions for me and if I win, same for you
do we have a margin?![]()
It won't. It will make over 100 mil though. Both Iron Man and Indiana Jones made over 100 million opening weekend and Indiana Jones before a friday unlike TDK.Blader5489 said:No way this movie will make $150 million its opening weekend. A third movie could.
First Negative Dark Knight Review - And Why It's Bullsh*t
from FirstShowing.net by Alex Billington
First Negative Dark Knight Review
If you haven't already noticed, The Dark Knight currently has 100% on Rotten Tomatoes, which falls right in line with my own initial reaction to the film. Although I was hoping it would remain one of the best reviewed films of the year, the first negative review has shown its ugly head courtesy of David Edelstein at New York Magazine. The so-called critic chimes on the morbid elements of the film, calling it "noisy, jumbled, and sadistic." I wanted to wait to address this, because I'm on my way to see The Dark Knight for my second time right now, but alas it's become the talk of the web and I can't help but address it before other critics get their chance to see it this morning as well. If you care to still stay spoiler free, I'd suggest you walk away now, but for those who want to see how bad film criticism has become, read on.
I'm not going to spend too much time addressing Edelstein's review, because it's easier for everyone to simply read it for themselves (unless you want to stay spoiler free). This isn't just a matter of complaining about a critic who didn't like a film that I loved, this guy really doesn't get the movie. It seems like he's just attacking its more brilliant aspects just to spite its otherwise perfect rating. "It's a shockand very effectiveto see a comic-book villain come on like a Quentin Tarantino reservoir dog. But then the novelty wears off and the lack of imagination, visual and otherwise, turns into a drag." Are you kidding?! The film's "novelty" never wears off, in fact, it keeps escalating all the way through to the end - that's what really made the story stand out so much! At least he "got" how amazing the Joker was as a villain.
Edelstein also mentions that "Nolan appears to have no clue how to stage or shoot action." This is completely subjective, but considering the visuals (in IMAX), which included extensive fight scenes, were part of what made my jaw drop, I can say he's very far from being accurate on this one. It simply sounds like another complaint from a critic who didn't know that you shouldn't sit in the front row of the IMAX theater. And as for the morbid aspect, Edelstein says that "it could only be darker if Batman died." While it is a very dark film, that edginess is what gave the film more depth and intensity than any other comic book movie before it. He even goes as far as to compare it to Tim Burton's Batman - negatively. "When Burton's Batman came out, some prominent critics griped that the film was too violent for kids. Wait'll they get a load of this."
Yes, we will wait until those critics get a load of this. So far they've said things like if "Batman Begins, the 2005 film that launched Nolan's series, was a mere five-finger exercise This is the full symphony." (via Time) Hopefully this hasn't put a damper on anyone's day, because it's a review that can easily be looked past. And when the film finally arrives on Friday, you'll all be able to see for yourselves just how wrong Edelstein actually is. Until then, it may be best to skip reviews this bad, or else his ignorance may even frustrate you. We knew this was coming, someone had to give it a bad review, but we just didn't think it would be someone who wasn't able to comprehend what Christopher Nolan has brought us.
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Why The Hyper Praise For The Dark Knight Is Bullshit
from The Movie Blog by john@themovieblog.com (John Campea)
Dark-Knight-Bullshit
The Short Version
* The Dark Knight is a great movie
* Its not even close to being the darkest or Grittiest or violent or best crime drama movie ever
* Its ok to love a movie without the need to make up fake praises and to admit its shortcomings
The Full Version
Were now just a few short days away from the opening of one of the most anticipated movies of the year. The Dark Knight (the sequel to Batman Begins) and huge swells of movie going patrons will storm theaters this weekend the wait is over. But dear international friends as your friend I feel the need to warn you in advance. IGNORE THE BLOG FANBOY CRITICS (like myself) who are hailing this Batman flick as: The darkest, the grittiest, the revolutionary, the masterpiece, The Ultra Violent, The instant Crame drama classic film that some of them are making it out to be, because youll be disappointed.
Lets get something straight. I loved The Dark Knight. I gave the movie an 8.5 out of 10. Its fantastic on many levels. Very fun movie yadda yadda yadda. But it seems like some guys had so pre-invensted themselves into believing the movie would be awesome long before they ever saw it, that when the movie turned out to be really good, they praised it like it was the greatest thing since sliced bread. Its not.
Now, if youll allow me to play a little Penn and Teller, here are a couple of false praises the film gets, and why theyre bullshit:
1) The Dark Knight Is One Of the Darkest (Or Grittiest) Films Ive Ever Seen
This statement (or some variation of it) is one of the staples in the blog fanboy quotes youll see in most Dark Knight reviews. When I read those quotes all I can wonder to myself is what the fuck movie were they watching and what made them think it was Batman?
Bullshit: Lets get the straight. The Dark Knight isnt really all that Dark and it isnt really all that gritty. Oh its dark and gritty for a COMIC BOOK MOVIE. Sure, Ill agree with that. Compare this film to X-Men and you can call it dark and gritty. Compare it to Spider-Man and you can call it dark and gritty. But dont even pretend like The Dark Knight is even in the same league as Apocalypse Now or American Psycho (also featuring Christian Bale coincidentally) or The Killer. The Dark Knight looks like a G rated family film next to real dark films. Dark and gritty for a comic book movie, sure but just leave it at that.
2) The Dark Knight Transcends Being A Comic Book Movie And Becomes An Instant Crime Drama Classic
Good grief, reading this statement in a couple of fanboy reviews is what really convinced me some people were just making up ways to praise this film (thats good enough that it doesnt need people making up fake things to say about it).
Bullshit: Instant crime drama classic? If I ever smoked drugs, Id want some of what these guys are having, because in my opinion, that statement is nothing short of absurd. Godfather, Goodfellas, The Usual Suspects these are crime drama classics, Dark Knight is not, nor does it try to be. Im sorry, but aside from Heath Ledger, the criminals in The Dark Knight (including Eric Roberts, whom I normal love) were terrible and acted like they came straight out of well out of a comic book. Please dont tell me The Dark Knight is a new Crime Drama classic with a straight face when a copy of Reservoir Dogs and The French Connection are sitting on the shelf behind us.
3) The Dark Knight Is Ultra Violent
Again, I dont know what movie these people are watching. Reading one of the blog fanboy reviews would lead you to believe that Heath Ledger walks around slitting the throats of women and children at the local Dairy Queen just to pass the time while waiting for his Blizzard.
Bullshit: Ill go back to what I said about the dark and gritty point. Yes, for a COMIC BOOK MOVIE this film is quite violent. Ive said before that this movie is not for little kids, but to call the stuff on screen in The Dark Knight intense violence is quite frankly laughable. Big spoiler here folks the Joker shoots some people. Theres another scene where he does something pretty cool to a guy but we dont even see it really. Come on phrases like intense brutal violence are for movies that have you know intense brutal violence. Films like Aliens, Hostel, Battle Royale, Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance these are intense brutal violence movies. Dear heavens Dark Knight doesnt even come close to being a part of the discussion.
ITS OK TO LOVE A MOVIE AND ADMIT ITS FAULTS AT THE SAME TIME
Regular Movie Blog readers know how much I loved Transformers. I bloody flipped my lid for that movie beyond all reasonable limits. I said it was the most fun summer flick Id ever seen and I said it was the best visual effects Id ever seen. However, if you read my stuff, or if you listened to the Transformers DVD commentary that we did, youll know that I openly talk about the many weaknesses of the movie. The painful dialog in places, the poor choice in certain characters they used, the horrible lack of dialog between the decepticons (how can you have a transformers movie and only have 1 single line between Megatron and Starscream?!?!)
Just because I acknowledges the film had a lot of flaws didnt mean I couldnt still love it
Also, I praised the film for what it was (fun, great VFX). Even though I loved the movie, I never felt the need to say it had the best acting, or the best story, or the best comedy or the most intense brutal violence. That would have been just making shit up to artificially justify my love for the movie when I dont need to justify my love for a movie. None of us do.
The Dark Knight never tries to be a Crime drama. It doesnt try to be one of film historys most dark and gritty movies. It doesnt try to be ultra violent. It is what it is and its damn good at it! Theres no need to reach up our collective asses to pull out false praises that the film doesnt even qualify for. Its good enough on its own without all the hyperbole.
Please be clear, this is not a hate on The Dark Knight post. I LOVE the movie I love the movie enough to let it stand on its own actual merits without the need for the internets collective hyper exaggerated praises about it. Its a wonderful movie and I think youll love it just be very very very cautious of the bullshit some people are spraying in advance.
Anyway, just my grumpy subjective opinion written at 7am when I havent been to bed yet.
As a side note, another good read on the Hyperbole (he actually uses that word in his title) over the new Dark Knight movie, check out Devins (who I think it probably the best pure writer in the movie websphere even though I often disagree with him) post over at CHUD.
Darko said:OMG YOU GUYS I EMAILED WHYSOSERIOUS AND THEY GOT ME SCREENING TICKET!!@!@ IM GOING!! OMFGGGGGGGGGG
Teh Hamburglar said:OMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It'll go back up by the end of the week. These negative reviews are so awful :lolExtollere said:hooooo down to 86% on RT now.
RoboJ said:omg a few people dislike the best movie i've never seen. where are my pistols?
Lulz your kind are much worse than the rabid fanboys. Get that shit out of here hater. Time to send some angry emails.RoboJ said:omg a few people dislike the best movie i've never seen. where are my pistols?
Matrix said:Two negative reviews from two New York magazines....I'M MOVING OUT OF THIS SHITTY CITY!![]()
They're just jealous that Chicago was the stand-in for GothamMatrix said:Two negative reviews from two New York magazines....I'M MOVING OUT OF THIS SHITTY CITY!![]()
DMczaf said:Is the Star Magazine reviewer in New York? He said The Love Guru was the best comedy of the summer. Your city sucks! Your people ruined Spider-Man 1, now this!
Matrix said:Two negative reviews from two New York magazines....I'M MOVING OUT OF THIS SHITTY CITY!![]()
When did not being the darkest, grittiest, violent or best crime drama become a shortcoming? Talk about having overblown standards...Why The Hyper Praise For The Dark Knight Is Bullshit
from The Movie Blog by john@themovieblog.com (John Campea)
Dark-Knight-Bullshit
The Short Version
* The Dark Knight is a great movie
* Its not even close to being the darkest or Grittiest or violent or best crime drama movie ever
* Its ok to love a movie without the need to make up fake praises and to admit its shortcomings
Darko said:Are we allowed to bring a guest to the prescreening my ticket says "This is an invitaion only for you to see The Dark Knight as a guest of Warner Bros."
Look to the left. Says "Admit Two"
Darko said:I KNOE RITE!?
lol, im just happy cause I didnt even get the print ticket screen but it said I registered so I emailed the viral company (42 entertainment) and they hooked me up![]()
Look to the left. Says "Admit Two"Darko said:Are we allowed to bring a guest to the prescreening my ticket says "This is an invitaion only for you to see The Dark Knight as a guest of Warner Bros."
"Tickets are "non-transferable" and may not be copied, sold, bartered or otherwise given to anyone else. An Offical Government issued Photo I.D will be required for admittance. The ticket is an invitation only for you and one friend to see The Dark Knight as a guest of Warner Bros. Please do NOT bring any recording devices, cell phones, computers, PDAs or digital cameras to these screenings. Leave them in your cars prior to approaching the Imax Theaters, as "they" and you will not be allowed in the theater."
woxel1 said:When did not being the darkest, grittiest, violent or best crime drama become a shortcoming? Talk about having overblown standards...
DMczaf said:When did anyone ever say it was the darkest, grittiest, most violent movie ever? :lol
Or who said it was the best crime drama ever?
What an overraction.
Costanza said:Look to the left. Says "Admit Two"
edit:
also, from whysoserious
Skiptastic said:Hey, dude, tell Spinnington what you did, because he's been trying to get tickets for the Indy show. Help a brother out.
no answer on the telephone, so i shot them an emailDarko said:email: humanresources@whysoserious.com
with the info you signed up with, but since its tommorow you might wana try calling them
http://www.42entertainment.com/contact.html
which one is he going to? i may have changed my mind just nowMecha_Infantry said:A dude from Superhero Hype wearing a costume to the premiere :lol :lol
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