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Scarlett Johansson has officially lost "it"

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7Th said:
Ghost World's Scarlett is superior to all other Scarletts:

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Wasn't she 16 in that movie?
 
BenjaminBirdie said:
She never had "it" unless "it" is "the face of a milk cow".

Oh come on now GAF!

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She looks better when she's not wearing excessive amounts of make up is all. As do most women in my opinion.
 
Wes said:
Oh come on now GAF!

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She looks better when she's not wearing excessive amounts of make up is all. As do most women in my opinion.
Wouldn't hit it with my lepered monkey paws.
 
Mash said:
I wasn't sure which one was meant to be the before and after until I read the text. She still looks great.


Yeah. Her boobs looks smaller but her face looks great, and I really dig her look as a brunette.

I've been diggin' this broad since the man who knew too little
 
She looks great in both sets of pics.

If her boobs look different on the left, I think it has as much to do with the dress as anything else.
 
Danielsan said:
This is the Scarlett I love and will always remember:

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It all went downhill from there. Stupid Hollywood and its ridiculous plastic surgery and diets..

I had a coworker that looked like the scarlet from this picture.

She was a nice girl. Had a boyfriend though. Dammit.
 
I thought she looked worse in the "before" pictures.
Eh, it's probably for a movie or something.. but do like her better as a blonde.
 
sneaky77 said:
She looks better as a brunette

You shut your damn dirty mouth!

IMO, her appeal has never been that she is as aesthetically beautiful as some women, instead, Scarlett has a super-charged sexuality that jumps through the screen and commands me to touch myself more than any supermodel ever has.
 
lawblob said:
You shut your damn dirty mouth!

IMO, her appeal has never been that she is as aesthetically beautiful as some women, instead, Scarlett has a super-charged sexuality that jumps through the screen and commands me to touch myself more than any supermodel ever has.

And she's got a great pair of fun bags.
 
lawblob said:
You shut your damn dirty mouth!

IMO, her appeal has never been that she is as aesthetically beautiful as some women, instead, Scarlett has a super-charged sexuality that jumps through the screen and commands me to touch myself more than any supermodel ever has.

No doubt. She is pure sex. Eros in the flesh.
 
7Th said:
Ghost World's Scarlett is superior to all other Scarletts:

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Eh, she still looked like a little girl in Ghost World. Thora Birch was hot as hell in that though.

Scarlett's arrival was Lost In Translation. IMHO of course.
 
We need more new pics but yeah, her boobs have gone away. That's what sucks when girls that are a little thick lose weight.

Isn't she married to ryan reynolds now? Are they on speed or something?
 
Night_Trekker said:
That's the only time I've found her genuinely attractive. I mean, she's always been a pretty girl but she doesn't do it for me for some reason.

i have this problem with angelina jolie....

mr and mrs smith = WOWZA.. everything else... eh....
 
True story: My [Edit: EX-]girlfriend came to visit me one time in College. And she started going through my pictures.. in there she found a seductive pic of Scarlet....

This started a HUGE fight cuz she thought i was wackin it to that picture ... she was little insecure about scarlet to say the least.

But yeah back then i did think she was SMOKING HOT!!... but something happened.. And now i dont think that any more... I think it might be the overuse of the red lipstick and pale skin look.
 
Buttchin said:
i have this problem with angelina jolie....

mr and mrs smith = WOWZA.. everything else... eh....
Wow... that's really odd. I feel the exact same. I'm not a big Jolie fan at all and the only movie I found her to be really attractive in was also Mr/Mrs. Smith.

That is seriously fucking bizarre.

methane47 said:
True story: My girlfriend came to visit me one time in College. And she started going through my pictures.. in there she found a seductive pic of Scarlet....

This started a HUGE fight cuz she thought i was wackin it to that picture
... she was little insecure about scarlet to say the least.

But yeah back then i did think she was SMOKING HOT!!... but something happened.. And now i dont think that any more... I think it might be the overuse of the red lipstick and pale skin look.
wtf your girlfriend's a god damn lunatic.
 
Goldrusher said:
reality: push-up bra
tabloids: implants

reality: hair pulled back, no smile, jet lag
tabloids: anorexic

reality: looking up
tabloids: nose job
reality: baking cake before going to the club, forgetting to remove flour residue from nose.
tabloids: cocaine!
 
BrandNew said:
I soooooo don't agree with GAF. I would hit it with all the power of the ocean at my back.

Doesn't mean you can't say she was better before. I still think she looks good, just not up to her established standard.
 
The dress doesn't show off her cleavage at all (not in a tease nor even in shape), which is one of the defining things about her figure for me. She totally didn't need a diet nor all that make up, but like someone said earlier it was probably after that fiiiiiine magazine shoot.

And you can't lose shit after 2 pics. ...Well, maybe on the internet for a week or so...
 
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