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Seinfeld fans: Favorite scene or moment?

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GEORGE: Ah you have no idea of the magnitude of this thing. If she is allowed to
infiltrate this world, then George Costanza as you know him, Ceases to Exist! You see,
right now, I have Relationship George, but there is also Independent George. That’s the
George you know, the George you grew up with — Movie George, Coffee shop George,
Liar George, Bawdy George.
JERRY: I, I love that George.
GEORGE: Me Too! And he’s Dying Jerry! If Relationship George walks through this
door, he will Kill Independent George! A George, divided against itself, Cannot Stand!



I started watching Seinfeld when I was 10. I'm 22 now and I find all the scenarios from the show are playing out in my life.
 
JERRY IT'S FRANK COSTANZA STEINBRENNER'S HERE GEORGE IS DEAD CALL ME BACK
 
Fusilli Jerry: Kramer is driving George's mom home and she asks if the guy on the sidewalk just yelled "ASS MAN" at her.. I just about die every time I see it.
 
George throughout the whole car dealership episode.

THEY'RE ALL TWIX.

Also George when he lies about his place in the Hamptons. "WANNA GET NUTS, LETS GET NUTS!".
 
So many good scenes.

I love the calzone scene, George sleeping under his desk, Jerry breaking down how Kramer got spit on, George's answering machine, Larry David in the cape and many many more.
 
Probably not my favorite but when Kramer is talking to the baseball player in the locker room (Can't remember who) about getting 3(?) home runs for the sick kid to get the birthday card back. They have this snappy back-and-forth conversation, then at the end without missing a beat, the player says "How'd you get in here anyway?" And it cuts to the next scene.

The timing is perfect.
 
Probably not my favorite but when Kramer is talking to the baseball player in the locker room (Can't remember who) about getting 3(?) home runs for the sick kid to get the birthday card back. They have this snappy back-and-forth conversation, then at the end without missing a beat, the player says "How'd you get in here anyway?" And it cuts to the next scene.

The timing is perfect.

Just saw that episode (The Wink), it's awesome. It was two home runs :P.
 
1. George's Answering Machine
2. I was in the Pool!
3. The Jerk Store called...
4. These Pretzels are making me Thirsty
5. There was no pigman, was there?

Bubbling under: Moops!
 
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JERRY IT'S FRANK COSTANZA STEINBRENNER'S HERE GEORGE IS DEAD CALL ME BACK
"What the hell did you trade Jay Buener for?!? He had 30 home runs, and over 100 RBIs last year. He's got a rocket for an arm - - you don't know what the hell you're doin'!!"
 
Probably not my favorite but when Kramer is talking to the baseball player in the locker room (Can't remember who) about getting 3(?) home runs for the sick kid to get the birthday card back. They have this snappy back-and-forth conversation, then at the end without missing a beat, the player says "How'd you get in here anyway?" And it cuts to the next scene.

The timing is perfect.
Paul O'Neill. The Yankee cameos during those seasons were always gold. "Is that Danny Tartabull?!" "Yes, of the New York Yankees." "Boy I'd like to shake his hand, but I can't!"
 
Steinbrenner: oh! she made up for it with a cupcake though. Hey look at this. you know I got a new system for eating these things. I used to peel off the chocolate now I turn them upside down, I eat the cake first and save the frosting for the end. It's almost a dessert dessert!
 
"You know Darren, if you would have told me twenty-five years ago that some day I'd be standing here about to solve the world's energy problems, I would've said you're crazy... now let's push this giant ball of oil out the window."

So glad I got to be first.
 
Who is this?

Also, the trash eating convo, George's answering machine, and George's story from the Marine Biologist. Those are just a few of waaaaaaaaay too many.
 
"If you need me I'M IN MY OFFICE!"

"Chunnel's on HBO tonight. Why don't you stop by?"

"The Stockholm may not have sunk ya, but I will!"

I pretty much like any scene when someone is acting like a spiteful bastard, lol.
 
I would need to spend days poring over the scripts to even attempt to come up with a list, lest I forget any of the best ones. It would probably be at least 100 items in length — the first seven seasons all have multiple brilliant and hilarious moments in each episode. If I really had to pick just one, it'd probably be one of the most difficult mental tasks imaginable for me. It's disturbing how much this show has defined my life.

Although I will say that one of my favorite George lines that frequently pops into my head (since I have far too much in common with the character), from "The Jacket" episode with Elaine's father, is "I don't think there's ever been an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up."

I agree. I reference this show at least once every single day. So fun watching all of these clips.
 
Another good one is in The Keys where Kramer asks George if he ever yearns.

"Do you have any conceivable reason for getting up in the morning?"

"....I like to get the daily news..."
 
"So, what are you gonna do now, Kramer?"
"Do? Do? I'm doing what I do. I've always done what I do. I'm doing what I do... the way I've always done it, the way I'll always do it."
"...Kramer, what the hell are you talking about?"
 
I don't know if I'd consider this one of my favorite moments, but it's probably the most unique/surreal in the series:

Cable Boy
 
"Don't worry Lois-- I'll think of something!"

The whole scene when George "unexpectedly" bumps into Jerry, Lois and the Boss in the coffee shop is hilarious.

G: so what do you do?
J: Im a comedian
G: what, you do that "have you ever noticed" type of stuff that everyones doing?

J: Gee you really went bald there didnt you
G: yeah, lost my hair 'round about the time I made my first million. you know what they say, the first million is always the hardest.
 
The whole scene when George "unexpectedly" bumps into Jerry, Lois and the Boss in the coffee shop is hilarious.

G: so what do you do?
J: Im a comedian
G: what, you do that "have you ever noticed" type of stuff that everyones doing?

J: Gee you really went bald there didnt you
G: yeah, lost my hair 'round about the time I made my first million. you know what they say, the first million is always the hardest.

You really used to have a thick, FULL head of hair!
 
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