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My all time favorite episode is most definately "The Red Room", where they open a Kenny Rogers chicken across and Jerry and Kramer switch apartments. So many classic moments.
- Jerry stepping into the hallway and trying to dodge the red laser coming out of the peep hole in Kramer's door.
- Mr. Bubbles
- "my rods and cones are all messed up!"
- Kramer sitting in Jerry's bed eating chicken

Other favorites
- "the jerk stored called"
- "they write it off"
- "I was in the pool!"
- "Elaine! What are YOU doing here" (Jerry trying to smother George with a pillow)
 
Every time Elaine pushes someone.

Elaine dancing.

The episode where George is dating a fem-Jerry, George's reactions totally killed me lol.

And sooooooo much more that I can't remember right now. George is usually the one that cracks me up the most.
 
George: I like sports. I could do something in sports.
Jerry: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. In what capacity?
George: You know, like the general manager of a baseball team or something.
Jerry: Yeah. Well, that - that could be tough to get.
George: Well, it doesn't even have to be the general manager. Maybe I could be like, an announcer. Like a colour man. You know how I always make those interesting comments during the game.
Jerry: Yeah. Yeah. You make good comments.
George: What about that?
Jerry: Well, they tend to give those jobs to ex-ballplayers and people that are, you know, in broadcasting.
George: Well, that's really not fair.
Jerry: I know. Well, okay. Okay. What else do you like?
George: Movies. I like to watch movies.
Jerry: Yeah. Yeah.
George: Do they pay people to watch movies?
Jerry: Projectionists.
George: That's true.
Jerry: But you gotta know how to work the projector.
George: Right.
Jerry: And it's probably a union thing.
George: (scoffs) Those unions. (sighs) Okay. Sports, movies what about a talk show host?
Jerry: Talk show host. That's good.
George: I think I'd be good at that. I talk to people all the time. Someone even told me once they thought I'd be a good talk show host.
Jerry: Really?
George: Yeah. A couple of people. I don't get that, though. Where do you start?
Jerry: Well, that's where it gets tricky.
George: You can't just walk into a building and say "I wanna be a talk show host".
Jerry: I wouldn't think so.
George: It's all politics.
Jerry: All right, okay. Sports, movies, talk show host. What else?
George: This could have been a huge mistake.
Jerry: Well, it doesn't sound like you completely thought this through.

...

Also, "I'm gunna slip him a mickey."
 
Cromat said:
This one is also great.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljRUSYi3-_o

And barely anyone remembers it because it was in the same episode as Yada Yada, anti-dentite and "no it offends me as a comedian". Probably one of the best episodes of anything ever.
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By this point in the series, the ratio of fucking incredible episodes to episodes that are just good is outrageous.

edit: Seasons 7 and 8
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chubigans said:
Haha, that episode was gold.

Golden George moment: http://youtu.be/_vyb5dkQZPw?t=3m2s
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This, and the scene that immediately follows that (George is doing the opposite of what his instincts tell him all episode) are so amazing. Jason Alexander is just having the time of his life.

"I don't think we should... we really don't know each other very well."

edit: and he meets steinbrenner, oh man.

Mr. Steinbrenner: Nice to meet you.
George: Well, I wish I could say the same, but I must say, with all due respect, I find it very hard to see the logic behind some of the moves you have made with this fine organization. In the past 20 years you have caused myself, and the city of New York, a good deal of distress, as we have watched you take our beloved Yankees and reduce them to a laughing stock, all for the glorification of your massive ego!
Mr. Steinbrenner: Hire this man!
 
Truelize said:
My all time favorite episode is most definately "The Red Room", where they open a Kenny Rogers chicken across and Jerry and Kramer switch apartments. So many classic moments.
- Jerry stepping into the hallway and trying to dodge the red laser coming out of the peep hole in Kramer's door.
- Mr. Bubbles
- "my rods and cones are all messed up!"
- Kramer sitting in Jerry's bed eating chicken
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I love in that episode how Jerry and Kramer take on each other's mannerisms. Kramer's deadpan with George in the coffee shop is so great.

"So, how come you didn't call Jerry about all of this?"

"I can't talk to Jerry anymore. Ever since he moved into that apartment, he's too much...like you."

"That's a shame."
 
firebricks3 said:
My favorite moment is the Kenny Rogers Chicken episode where Jerry bursts into his apartment acting like Kramer.
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That whole damn episode is so good. By the end Kramer is living in Jerry's room and becoming just like him too and they have entire group conversations with them swapped.

JERRY: You know my friend Bob Sacamano?
ELAINE: I thought he was Kramer's friend.
JERRY: Well, he called last night about 3 a.m. and we got to talking, he sells Russian hats down at battery park, forty bucks.
ELAINE: Forty bucks? Are they Sable?
JERRY: No, but the difference is negligible.
KRAMER: Oh yeah, I like this idea.

edit: Niraj brofist my man

edit: That episode is called The Chicken Roaster by the way.
 
Hawkian said:
That whole damn episode is so good. By the end Kramer is living in Jerry's room and becoming just like him too and they have entire group conversations with them swapped.

JERRY: You know my friend Bob Sacamano?
ELAINE: I thought he was Kramer's friend.
JERRY: Well, he called last night about 3 a.m. and we got to talking, he sells Russian hats down at battery park, forty bucks.
ELAINE: Forty bucks? Are they Sable?
JERRY: No, but the difference is negligible.
KRAMER: Oh yeah, I like this idea.

edit: Niraj brofist my man

edit: That episode is called The Chicken Roaster by the way.
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Great minds dude. Jerry's delivery of "the difference is negligible" and "giddy up!" always kills me. So good.
 
"The Deal" is on right now.

"You ask me to have lunch, tell me you slept with Elaine, and then say you're not in the mood for details? Now you listen to me. I want details and I want them right now. I don't have a job, I have no place to go — you're not in the mood? Well you get in the mood!"

The conversation that follows this, with Jerry sharing the system of rules he devised with Elaine, is brilliant.
 
Hawkian said:
I gotta tell you I'm very impressed with the first rule.
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To a wonderful girl, a great pal, and more.

I really want to give someone $182 in cash as a gift someday and hope that they get the reference.
 
vatstep said:
To a wonderful girl, a great pal, and more.

I really want to give someone $182 in cash as a gift someday and hope that they get the reference.
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i should do that to the girl I want to marry one day. if she doesn't get it wedding's off.
edit: I'll tell my best friend to give her $91
 
Seinfeld is my all time favorite show. I love all of you so hard.

Impossible to pick a favorite, but here is one randomly:

Andrea Doria scene where George goes into his past.
 
ido said:
Seinfeld is my all time favorite show. I love all of you so hard.

Impossible to pick a favorite, but here is one randomly:

Andrea Doria scene where George goes into his past.
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Yesssss! Excellent taste. I love the transitions between his stories. And the way he ends it:

"These stories have not been embellished, because they need no embellishment. They are simply, horrifyingly, the story of my life as a short, stocky, slow-witted, bald man."

Way too good.
 
Truelize said:
My all time favorite episode is most definately "The Red Room", where they open a Kenny Rogers chicken across and Jerry and Kramer switch apartments. So many classic moments.
- Jerry stepping into the hallway and trying to dodge the red laser coming out of the peep hole in Kramer's door.
- Mr. Bubbles
- "my rods and cones are all messed up!"
- Kramer sitting in Jerry's bed eating chicken
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Best part was when Kramer spilled the tomato juice and put it back in using a towel.
 
Kramer:
Nexus of the universe.
Kramerica industries solving the world's oil problem.
Paul O'Neill hitting 2 home runs in the same game and drinking the juice.

George:
Marine Biologist monologue.
I'm George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
Giving secretary a raise while having sex with her.

Elaine:
Puddy and her in any scene.
Her in Bizarro world.
Cleavage scene where she loses a button.

Jerry:
All the hot women he gets...Delores being the hottest.
 
I got it from the institute.... The institute!!

I love that whole episode.

DEENA: So, you want my father to pay for this?

GEORGE: You saw him. He was fiddling with the engine. God knows what he did there.

DEENA: And I suppose Lloyd Braun had something to do with it too.

GEORGE: No, not Lloyd Braun. But the cashier.

DEENA: What cashier?

GEORGE: You remember the woman on the horse? She wanted my spot.

DEENA: To park her horse?

GEORGE: No, she wasn't on the horse.

DEENA: So, your car caught fire because of my father and the woman on the horse?

GEORGE: That's right.

(Across the street, the florist is outside his store, arranging flowers.)

GEORGE: (points) And him!

DEENA: The man with the flowers?

GEORGE: Yeah, yeah, the flower guy. Listen, I know this all sounds a little crazy, but...

(A car pulls up beside George and Deena. George looks in the window.)

GEORGE: I can't believe it. Look, that's Jerry Seinfeld.

DEENA: Who?

GEORGE: Jerry Seinfeld. My best friend. He can explain all of this. (calls to Jerry) Jerry.

(Jerry hears his name called and turns his head, but all he can see are blurry colored shapes.)

GEORGE: Jerry! Over here Jerry. It's me!

(The car pulls away, leaving George calling after it.)

GEORGE: Jerry, where y'going? It's... what're...

DEENA: (doubtful) That was your best friend?

GEORGE: Yeah, yeah, but he doesn't wear glasses.

DEENA: That man was wearing glasses.

GEORGE: I know. Don't you see. (emphatic) He was doing it to fool Lloyd Braun!
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My favorite would be when they were all at Monk's sitting at the counter instead of a booth. The way it through off their whole order was just great. The conversation twisting into Newman dying was fantastic.
 
I can't pick a particular scene because there are so many, but I'm surprised someone has yet to post any scenes from "The Keys". That arc was full of classic Kramer.

Jerry/George: So you're free to go?
Kramer: I'm free to go (sings) 'cause the murderer struck again!!

*The trio celebrate, only to stop as a grieving woman, escorted by an officer, passes by*
 
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