Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday24h
Elaine's Republican boyfriend says "Thanks a lot, Obama," whenever something bad happens. Kramer claims to have created ChristianMingle.
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Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday2d
Kramer abuses Seamless' "special instructions" section. George won't trust the Geek Squad guy to fix his computer because he's too handsome.
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Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday2d
Elaine swears off Starbucks. Jerry refuses to enable gchat. "Everyone I've ever emailed can talk to me whenever? No thank you."
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George gets dumped for being a "toilet texter." GEORGE:"What else are you supposed to do in there?!" JERRY:"I can think of a couple things."
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Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday3d
Kramer thinks he's being followed by drones. George fights a TSA agent over the 3 oz. liquid rule. "Do you know how much toothpaste costs?!"
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Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday4d
George reveals his system for texting when he's late: "If I say 10 minutes, I'll be a half hour. If I say a half hour, you may never see me"
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Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday4d
Elaine's new bf (Damon Wayans Jr.) is offended when she quotes Beasts Of the Southern Wild in an accent. Newman hates "Forever" stamps.
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Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday5d
Kramer befriends Kate Upton, convinces her to get a reduction. JERRY: "Are you crazy?" KRAMER:"What?! They were hurting her back!"
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Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday5d
Jerry refuses to send his new gf a dick pic. George justifies reading his gf's texts because she doesn't have a password on her phone.
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Kramer claims to find a secret, Da Vinci Code style communication in iTunes' user agreement. Elaine suspects her bf might like Justin Bieber
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Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday04 Mar
Jerry convinces Babu Bhatt to open a food truck. The truck is stolen. "Kramering" (bursting into rooms) becomes an Internet sensation.
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Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday03 Mar
Jerry's gf constantly says "hashtag." George gets a job as a "social media expert." "It's great, Jerry. You don't need to know anything!"
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Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday03 Mar
George insists he could out-eat Adam Richman of Man Vs. Food. GEORGE: "I'd like to see Man Vs. Costanza!" JERRY: "So, you're not a man too?"
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Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday02 Mar
George mistakenly sends an email mocking his boss TO his boss."I was thinking about him, my fingers typed his name. Stupid, stupid fingers!"
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Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday01 Mar
George dates a Starbucks barista just to use the Wi-Fi and bathroom without paying. Newman hacks Jerry's email, leaks embarrassing photos.
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Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday01 Mar
Elaine's co-workers mock her for still buying CDs. Kramer and Jackie Chiles sue Five Hour Energy for only lasting four hours.
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Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday28 Feb
Elaine goes to Guy Fieri's Times Square restaurant as a joke, winds up liking it. Kramer runs a Chopped gambling ring.
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Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday28 Feb
Elaine deletes her Facebook but uses Jerry's to stalk Puddy. While signed in she chats w/ Jerry's gf who dumps him for seeming "effeminate."
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Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday27 Feb
Jerry auditions for a small role in the new Superman movie. Kramer accompanies him for support, gets the part. Newman swears off email.
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Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday27 Feb
Elaine is kicked out of a donation-based yoga studio for never donating. "It says SUGGESTED donation. If I have to, then it's just a price."