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Seinfeld fans: Favorite scene or moment?

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My favorite is Kramers exchange with the sniffing accountant. It was posted in the thread earlier. The best part was missing though: Where Kramer follows him to to the bathroom, kicks open the stall door, and takes those polaroid pictures of him in the stall.

Also this one with kramer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdOwTN4-n1I
 
I'm sure they're not just cropping a full 4:3 picture to make it 16:9, though. I have a feeling it was probably 14:9 or something... given that there only seems to be a little bit cut and a little bit extra on each broadcast:

So yeah, it looks like neither were missing out. It may just be that because all we've seen it in is full-frame, it looks weird any other way (even though there's only a little less visual information on-screen).

Dude, I wanna see the shoes. Imagine like you've never seen the white Seinfeld shoes before, damn.
 
Jerry: No, no this woman is different, she's incredible, she's just like me. She talks like me, she acts like me. She even ordered cereal at a restaurant. We even have the same initials. Wait a minute, I just realised what's going on.

Kramer: What?

Jerry: Now I know what I've been looking for all these years......myself! (Kramer is speechless)

I've been waiting for me to come along and now I've swept myself off my feet.

Kramer: You stop it man... you're FREAKING ME OUT!!!
 
The episode where George dates a girl who looks like jerry and kramer vows to be silent:

Kramer: What do I need to talk for.. ha! , For to blab to the neighbors about George has a new fem-Jerry friend or to tell everybody at the coffee shop how George is all mixed up in a perverse sexual amalgam of some girl and his best friend. See now , I've done all that.....Now it's time for silence.


Also from earlier that episode:

Kramer: Aw right. I know I've been shooting off at the mouth lately; First with that girl whose life you destroyed and.. umm...about George dating a lady Jerry.
 
Recently started watching Seinfeld again. Man i love this show but i have to admit sometimes as funny as he is Jerry bothers with his smug face. Half the time he cant help himself from having a grin on his face when he makes a joke.
 
I've been watching it recently.

The low flo showeheads and how their hair looks afterwards. Kramer builds that Merv Griffin set. The Marathon runner who sleeps in and Kramer falling asleep in the hot tub.

Jerry playing making his GF fall asleep so he can play with her toy collection. The tip calculator. Kramer and Frank playing pool.
 
“You know you really need some help. A regular psychiatrist couldn't even help you. You need to go to like Vienna or something. You know what I mean? You need to get involved at the University level. Like where Freud studied and have all those people looking at you and checking up on you. That's the kind of help you need. Not the once a week for eighty bucks. No. You need a team. A team of psychiatrists working round the clock thinking about you, having conferences, observing you, like the way they did with the Elephant Man. That's what I'm talking about because that's the only way you're going to get better.”
 
Has anyone seen this "Seinfeld Today" twitter?

It's gold Jerry, gold!

https://mobile.twitter.com/SeinfeldToday

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Elaine's Republican boyfriend says "Thanks a lot, Obama," whenever something bad happens. Kramer claims to have created ChristianMingle.
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Kramer abuses Seamless' "special instructions" section. George won't trust the Geek Squad guy to fix his computer because he's too handsome.
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Elaine swears off Starbucks. Jerry refuses to enable gchat. "Everyone I've ever emailed can talk to me whenever? No thank you."
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George gets dumped for being a "toilet texter." GEORGE:"What else are you supposed to do in there?!" JERRY:"I can think of a couple things."
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Kramer thinks he's being followed by drones. George fights a TSA agent over the 3 oz. liquid rule. "Do you know how much toothpaste costs?!"
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George reveals his system for texting when he's late: "If I say 10 minutes, I'll be a half hour. If I say a half hour, you may never see me"
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Elaine's new bf (Damon Wayans Jr.) is offended when she quotes Beasts Of the Southern Wild in an accent. Newman hates "Forever" stamps.
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Kramer befriends Kate Upton, convinces her to get a reduction. JERRY: "Are you crazy?" KRAMER:"What?! They were hurting her back!"
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Jerry refuses to send his new gf a dick pic. George justifies reading his gf's texts because she doesn't have a password on her phone.
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Kramer claims to find a secret, Da Vinci Code style communication in iTunes' user agreement. Elaine suspects her bf might like Justin Bieber
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Jerry convinces Babu Bhatt to open a food truck. The truck is stolen. "Kramering" (bursting into rooms) becomes an Internet sensation.
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Jerry's gf constantly says "hashtag." George gets a job as a "social media expert." "It's great, Jerry. You don't need to know anything!"
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George insists he could out-eat Adam Richman of Man Vs. Food. GEORGE: "I'd like to see Man Vs. Costanza!" JERRY: "So, you're not a man too?"
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George mistakenly sends an email mocking his boss TO his boss."I was thinking about him, my fingers typed his name. Stupid, stupid fingers!"
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George dates a Starbucks barista just to use the Wi-Fi and bathroom without paying. Newman hacks Jerry's email, leaks embarrassing photos.
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Elaine's co-workers mock her for still buying CDs. Kramer and Jackie Chiles sue Five Hour Energy for only lasting four hours.
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Elaine goes to Guy Fieri's Times Square restaurant as a joke, winds up liking it. Kramer runs a Chopped gambling ring.
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Elaine deletes her Facebook but uses Jerry's to stalk Puddy. While signed in she chats w/ Jerry's gf who dumps him for seeming "effeminate."
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Jerry auditions for a small role in the new Superman movie. Kramer accompanies him for support, gets the part. Newman swears off email.
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Elaine is kicked out of a donation-based yoga studio for never donating. "It says SUGGESTED donation. If I have to, then it's just a price."
 
I feel full after the risotto.
 
Also i cant get over how good Julia Louis Dreyfus looks

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Still on my run through Seinfeld. I have to say Jerry sometimes ruins it for me, he is definetly the worst actor of the bunch, cant keep that grin of his face, and if he needs to yell or act angry he cant deliver. He also has the worst voice to listen to.
 
I love in "The Sniffing Accountant" when Kramer, Newman, and Jerry are writing the "cease and desist" letter to the sniffing accountant.

Jerry: 'Dear Barry. Consider this letter to be official termination of our relationship effective immediately.'

Kramer: Exclamation point.

Elaine: You still have no proof.

Kramer: Elaine, he was sniffing like crazy around me.

Jerry: 'I will expect all funds in form of cashier checks no later than the 18th'.

Kramer: Double exclamation point!

Then Newman and Kramer giggle when they put the photo of the guy on the toilet into the letter.
 
(Jerry talking to an old college friend about George)

Yeah... he’s specializing in whales. He's working on lowering the cholesterol level, in whales… all that blubber - quite unhealthy. You know it’s the largest mammal on earth but as George says, "They don't have to be."
 
Believe it or not, George isn't at home.
Please leave a message at the beep.
I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone.
Where could I be?
Believe it or not, I'm not home.
 
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