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Seinfeld fans: Favorite scene or moment?

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StriKeVillain said:
My favorite is still Jerry and Bookman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zePQavforA

Always cracks me up.
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This, the delivery is absolutely flawless.

Special mentions to the early episode where George invents Art Vandelay and the one where they're stuck in the parking lot and he announces he didn't write down where they parked as "I can't carry a pen, I'm afraid I'll puncture my scrotum." Every time at work I almost do this that quote flashes through my mind and I think again.
 
My favourite ep is the one with lloyd and the cinema.

The whole build up with George and his old friend from the neighbour hood, him trying to convince her that he isnt insane, ending with him running after her dressed like henry the 8th yelling 'the institute!'>.<
 
Probably the episode where Jerry and Kramer have to switch apartment (and the Kenny Rogers Roasters sign).

[Morning at Jerry apartment]

ELAINE: So I told Ipswitch I'd have the hat by this afternoon. What am I gonna do?

KRAMER: You should sleep with him.

(Enter Jerry, his hair is like Kramer's. Jerry enters doing Kramer's slide. The red light floods the hallway from Kramer’s apartment)

JERRY: Hey buddy. I'm on no sleep, no sleep!. You don't know what it's like in there, all night long things are creaking and cracking. And that red light is burning my brain!
(rubs his eyes with the palms of his hands - fingers outstretched)

ELAINE: You look a little stressed.

JERRY: Oh I'm stressed! (makes like Kramer, outstretching his arm. Jerry heads for the freezer for some ice cream.)

ELAINE: So Kramer what am I supposed to do? If I don't have that fur hat by four o'clock they're gonna take me down like Nixon.

JERRY: You know my friend Bob Sacamano?

ELAINE: I thought he was Kramer's friend.

JERRY: Well, he called last night about 3 a.m. and we got to talking, he sells Russian hats down at battery park, forty bucks.

ELAINE: Forty bucks? Are they Sable?

JERRY: No, but the difference is negligible.

KRAMER: Oh yea, I like this idea. (sounding very much like Jerry)

ELAINE: Alright, lets give it a shot, lets go.

JERRY: Giddee up!

(Exit Elaine and Jerry. Newman reveals himself, he was hiding in the bathroom.)
 
"Why do they call it a wedgie?"
"Because the underwear is pulled up from the back until.. it wedges in."
"They also have an Atomic Wedgie. Now the goal there is to actually get the waistband on top of the head. It's very rare."
"Boys are sick."
"What do girls do?"
"We just tease someone until they develop an eating disorder."
 
From the muffin stump episode

"That's what I'd like to know about it"

Might be the greatest line in the entire series.
 
Conor_Fool said:
I was about to start a thread entitled "The Mohel" but I did a quick search and found this. This is one of my favorite scenes of any movie and show of all time, the Mohel's acting is just so spot on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3x_CxHNylo

1:05-1:50 is absolute gold

EDIT: Realized The Mohel got some love on the first page. Very nice
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"I could have been a kosher butcher like my brother."

Ahahaha, I love this episode. Probably one of my favorites. Haven't seen it in a while.
 
[Rudy's Antique Boutique]

KRAMER: So Klompus has the key, but the jerk couldn't open it up. All you gotta do it jiggle it (has is hand out jiggling) jus get it in there (jiggling making a bunch of noises) jigg jigg jiggle reiggle

RUDY: Look, I find this whole thing very uninteresting. When you get the coats come in.

KRAMER; Ya hey I'm on your side.
 
I loved this episode:

The_bizarro_jerry.jpg


The whole Bizzaro world is so masterfully done
  • Kevin's apartment being a mirror of Jerry's
  • Feldman bringing food and his practical ideas
  • Eating at Reggie's
  • Vargas, the FedEx guy
It wasn't their most funny episode, but it was probably their most clever.
 
The woman in the Summer of George - Elaine in the corridor at work talking to colleagues : "and Peterman ate it - i never told him!" and the non-moving arms woman walks past looking like she's carrying invisible suitcases.

LOL. The best. So many great moments posted here.
 
It's hard to choose a favorite episode. A couple of months back I went through the entire series again, it's still hiliarious. But my favorite episode is the Merv Griffen talk show one.

Jerry playing with the toys and finally getting confronted at the end and all of the talk show scenes. Jim Fowler saying ""Where are the cameras?" Is the best though.
 
GEORGE: All right. Let's go over it again, one more time.

JERRY: All right. So I tell Sandy that I want to have a mnage trois with her

and her roommate.

GEORGE: That's right.

JERRY: And you believe this course of action will have a two-pronged effect.

Firstly, the very mention of the idea will cause Sandy to recoil in

disgust, whereupon she will insist that I remove myself from the

premises.

GEORGE: Keep going.

JERRY: At this point, it is inevitable that she will seek out the roommate to

apprise her of this abhorrent turn of events.

GEORGE: Continue.

JERRY: The roommate will then offer her friend the requisite sympathy even as

part of her cannot help but feel somewhat flattered by her inclusion in

the unusual request.

{George takes over.}

GEORGE: A few days go by and a call is placed at a time when Sandy is known to

be busy at work. Once the initial awkwardness is relieved with a little

playful humor, which she [Laura] of course cannot resist, an invitation

to a friendly dinner is proffered.

JERRY: Huh. Well, it all sounds pretty good. There's only one flaw in it:

They're roommates. She'd have to go out with me behind Sandy's back.

She's not gonna do that.

{Another pregnant pause. George?}

GEORGE: You disappoint me, my friend. Sandy wants nothing to do with you. She

tells Laura, "If you want to waste your time with that pervert, that's

your problem."

{Final pause. Jerry?}

JERRY: It's a perfect plan. So inspired. So devious. Yet so simple.

GEORGE: {George, finger in the peanut butter jar}: This is what I do.
 
This is an impossible challenge so I'm going to take the easy route and just say George's answering machine.

So many...
 
The whole conversation involving the phrase Yada yada, my coworkers tend to use this word a lot when describing our home delivery fuck ups.
 
Any one have real life Seinfeld moments?

Waiting a long time for a table in a Chinese restaurant?

Forget where you parked your car in a garage?
 
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