Holy shit. :lol
Was there any follow-up on that?
I almost forgot about this thread.
Things were awkward for like a week afterward, but I eventually got over it.
Since, then, my entire family has been making wise cracks about masturbation I think. I think they think I'm oblivious. My sister probably told my mom and then it spread to my other siblings like wild fire. I've never felt so shameful in my life.
It's really subtle
Like trying to sneak up on me while I'm on the internet
"What's taking him so long in the bathroom" followed by snickering
"Hey do you know where the lotion is?"
I've since been extremely careful about how and where I jerk it. Learned a valuable life lesson.
Piss in your car so it smells extremely foul. She won't want to even get in it.
Banana in the tailpipe
This. Put your banana in your sister's tailpipe.
Piss in your car so it smells extremely foul. She won't want to even get in it.
Jesus, OP still needs to use the car himself. You want him to ride with the stench of urine everywhere he goes?
From the OP:
Would you rather he sniff his sister's tailpipe?
And un peel it on her face as a finisher?This. Put your banana in your sister's tailpipe.
And un peel it on her face as a finisher?
No it isnt. She spends all her money on clothes and friendsSomething tells me the car is really hers.
Gaf is helping someone mess someone's car up.
No it isnt. She spends all her money on clothes and friends
what the fuck is this.
Maybe a new necklace will make sharing easier...LMAO over here
i pay my dad $500 for rent and insuranceAgain....who pays insurance? Do you guys split it?
i pay my dad $500 for rent and insurance
i pay my dad $500 for rent and insurance
And she pays nothing?
she hasn't paid anything since dec last year. Plus you know how dad's usually prefer daughters over sons right? She sweet talks her way out with him. My dad is also a pussy like me, he cant stand up to her when it comes to arguing and fighting
she hasn't paid anything since dec last year. Plus you know how dad's usually prefer daughters over sons right? She sweet talks her way out with him. My dad is also a pussy like me, he cant stand up to her when it comes to arguing and fighting
Pull the starter relay/fuse out of the fusebox for the starter. Car won't start.
Or disconnect the battery.
I don't understand what the fuck you are saying.
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i admire your sister. she runs shit lmao
she hasn't paid anything since dec last year. Plus you know how dad's usually prefer daughters over sons right? She sweet talks her way out with him. My dad is also a pussy like me, he cant stand up to her when it comes to arguing and fighting
oh yea absolutely. she is the dominant person in her house by far. My dad has lost so much money because of her...simply unbelievable
damn I wish I had better education and a better job so I could afford my own car. life sucks sometimes
I think your sister is a crazy manipulative whore and she's been tailpiping with Dad's banana. Can you go ask him if this is the case?
I think your sister is a crazy manipulative whore and she's been tailpiping with Dad's banana. Can you go ask him if this is the case?
You need to ask your sister for your box back. The box that she keeps your balls in, that is. Don't let her push you around. Just tell her to fuck off and quit being a lazy cheap bitch. If she says anything just scream out "MY CAR, MY RULES."
Turn around, and make sure the back of your t-shirt has this on it as a hologram that animates as you walk away:
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and it comes out...
Sounds like neither you and your dad have a backbone to stand up to her or sounds like your sister and dad might be a little closer than you think.
If you're father isn't laying down the law, you need to be his support, you need to man up and confront your sister.
She's living off your guys's hard work and she's out having a time of her life with all the drugs, sex and rock & roll.
The worst thing that can happen, a physical fight? if it comes down to it, could you fight your sister and win?
This is your time to shine homie.
she hasn't paid anything since dec last year. Plus you know how dad's usually prefer daughters over sons right? She sweet talks her way out with him. My dad is also a pussy like me, he cant stand up to her when it comes to arguing and fighting
and it comes out...
Sounds like neither you and your dad have a backbone to stand up to her or sounds like your sister and dad might be a little closer than you think.
If you're father isn't laying down the law, you need to be his support, you need to man up and confront your sister.
She's living off your guys's hard work and she's out having a time of her life with all the drugs, sex and rock & roll.
The worst thing that can happen, a physical fight? if it comes down to it, could you fight your sister and win?
This is your time to shine homie.
I think OPs trying to pain this picture a lot different than it is in reality.