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Holy shit. :lol

Was there any follow-up on that?

From the OP:

I almost forgot about this thread.

Things were awkward for like a week afterward, but I eventually got over it.

Since, then, my entire family has been making wise cracks about masturbation I think. I think they think I'm oblivious. My sister probably told my mom and then it spread to my other siblings like wild fire. I've never felt so shameful in my life.

It's really subtle

Like trying to sneak up on me while I'm on the internet

"What's taking him so long in the bathroom" followed by snickering

"Hey do you know where the lotion is?"

I've since been extremely careful about how and where I jerk it. Learned a valuable life lesson.
 
Op: Is this your sister?

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I'm with most everyone else. What's with this passive aggressive shit? If you can't have an adult conversation with her, at least don't do things that'll eventually make the situation worse.
 
what the fuck is this.

incest porn is a thing, I guess popular with people without actual siblings, so they can fantasize about a family member of the opposite sex of similar age or something. and the plots tend to be that simplistic. "mom and dad aren't home, lets have sex."

And I guess someone repurposed the dogs in clothes meme for a gif.

There is an explanation for everything. Though it still may not make any sense.
 
Man, I hate it when posters would rather be sanctimonious than let a situation that is obviously headed towards comedy run its course.
 
she hasn't paid anything since dec last year. Plus you know how dad's usually prefer daughters over sons right? She sweet talks her way out with him. My dad is also a pussy like me, he cant stand up to her when it comes to arguing and fighting

Jesus.

So it is your car in all rights really. Just fucking take the keys away from her.
 
she hasn't paid anything since dec last year. Plus you know how dad's usually prefer daughters over sons right? She sweet talks her way out with him. My dad is also a pussy like me, he cant stand up to her when it comes to arguing and fighting

i admire your sister. she runs shit lmao
 
i admire your sister. she runs shit lmao

oh yea absolutely. she is the dominant person in her house by far. My dad has lost so much money because of her...simply unbelievable

damn I wish I had better education and a better job so I could afford my own car. life sucks sometimes
 
she hasn't paid anything since dec last year. Plus you know how dad's usually prefer daughters over sons right? She sweet talks her way out with him. My dad is also a pussy like me, he cant stand up to her when it comes to arguing and fighting

I think your sister is a crazy manipulative whore and she's been tailpiping with Dad's banana. Can you go ask him if this is the case?

oh yea absolutely. she is the dominant person in her house by far. My dad has lost so much money because of her...simply unbelievable

damn I wish I had better education and a better job so I could afford my own car. life sucks sometimes

You need to ask your sister for your box back. The box that she keeps your balls in, that is. Don't let her push you around. Just tell her to fuck off and quit being a lazy cheap bitch. If she says anything just scream out "MY CAR, MY RULES."

Turn around, and make sure the back of your t-shirt has this on it as a hologram that animates as you walk away:

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You pay your dad rent? Meaning you (and presumably she) both live at home?

Talk to your parents. Tell them you've tried talking to your sister and she still won't pony up. See if they can muscle her into paying her fair share.

Try to be civil and factual. "I've spent X on gas, Y on repairs, etc." Don't blow up, etc.

Also, in the future when asking GAF for help, provide more details. How old are you two, who pays what for what, etc. You've been giving one-line responses that don't help anyone figure out what your situation is. We don't know where you live, what you or her employment status are, etc.

Shoot, you spent the first half of a page claiming it was "your" car when it turns out it belongs to the both of you. That's the sort of bullshit that leads me to believe you're hiding important details from us.
 
I think your sister is a crazy manipulative whore and she's been tailpiping with Dad's banana. Can you go ask him if this is the case?



You need to ask your sister for your box back. The box that she keeps your balls in, that is. Don't let her push you around. Just tell her to fuck off and quit being a lazy cheap bitch. If she says anything just scream out "MY CAR, MY RULES."

Turn around, and make sure the back of your t-shirt has this on it as a hologram that animates as you walk away:

CupiM.gif

This thread is amazing.
 
Ask your sister for the keys back. Passive aggression will achieve nothing and if your sister is as manipulative as you claim, you won't win that game.
 
and it comes out...


Sounds like neither you and your dad have a backbone to stand up to her or sounds like your sister and dad might be a little closer than you think.


If you're father isn't laying down the law, you need to be his support, you need to man up and confront your sister.

She's living off your guys's hard work and she's out having a time of her life with all the drugs, sex and rock & roll.

The worst thing that can happen, a physical fight? if it comes down to it, could you fight your sister and win?

This is your time to shine homie.
 
and it comes out...


Sounds like neither you and your dad have a backbone to stand up to her or sounds like your sister and dad might be a little closer than you think.


If you're father isn't laying down the law, you need to be his support, you need to man up and confront your sister.

She's living off your guys's hard work and she's out having a time of her life with all the drugs, sex and rock & roll.

The worst thing that can happen, a physical fight? if it comes down to it, could you fight your sister and win?

This is your time to shine homie.

father-daughter incest innuendo and instigating a fist fight with the op's sister... incredible post
 
she hasn't paid anything since dec last year. Plus you know how dad's usually prefer daughters over sons right? She sweet talks her way out with him. My dad is also a pussy like me, he cant stand up to her when it comes to arguing and fighting



What. Stand up for yourself
 
and it comes out...


Sounds like neither you and your dad have a backbone to stand up to her or sounds like your sister and dad might be a little closer than you think.


If you're father isn't laying down the law, you need to be his support, you need to man up and confront your sister.

She's living off your guys's hard work and she's out having a time of her life with all the drugs, sex and rock & roll.

The worst thing that can happen, a physical fight? if it comes down to it, could you fight your sister and win?

This is your time to shine homie.

yea you are right, we can't stand up to her. My dad is just too chill...he works hard as fuck, but by the time he comes home he is too tired to fight or argue. He also works like 7 days a week.

A physical fight? That's bad bro, I ain't gonna beat up a girl.
 
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