~So today we--hey, wait. What happened to Tuesy's report? GUY MODE, you slacker! Finish your old section already so I can do mine!~
Eesh, okay.
March 4th Smash Bros. Dojo status report
The hall echoed with murmurs of Donkey Kong's triumphs on that day he was set to return; the nobles claimed he would come in grandeur and in grandeur he did,
~guy mode~
what
~you're acting really lame~
so
~remember like dragona banning pureauthor's fanfiction from sales threads too~
oh yeah
-Donkey Kong staked his claim with the 30th stage and (what was) the 28th special moves update. (Special moves had entered a tie with final smashes that day.) The two combined for the 38th double update overall.
-Donkey Kong as a series jumped to 10 updates, besting Metroid and tying Zelda.
-Our five least recently-updated series had become Kid Icarus (September 3rd on a technicality), Animal Crossing (September 26th), Nintendo DS (October 22nd), Wario (December 24th), and Kirby (December 28th). Speaking of, where are our Animal Crossing and Nintendo DS characters?
-Ice Climbers got a screenshot and surpassed Sonic at a new count of 39. Captain Falcon got two and broke his old tie with Ness, moving to 15. Lucario got one and tied rival Pokemon Charizard at 22. King Dedede got six screenshots thanks to being smacked around by Donkey Kong, and hit 82, but passed exactly nobody in the process.
-Donkey Kong, meanwhile, appeared in ten screenshots and moved from 73 to 83, passing Pikachu (74) and King Dedede (82) and tying Fox (83). Saith DK: "Anon that lout Pikachu liest fully slain, and Dedede doth I call a worthy rival--yet felled at the last stretch. With these victories I claimeth my old battleground of 75m. Still never do I rest, though this next foe to approach be no folly or fodder: it is Fox, whose fame be known far, of whom fear be felt, whose ferocity may not soon be forgotten from that old land of Melee. I do swear it, in sooth, this man I shan't underestimate."
~hey what about Peach she got a shot too but I do hate her but still~
she didn't pass anyone so she's not worth mentioning now go on and do your section i'll even leave you alone for this update only and won't interrupt
~wow so much trust do you promise~
yes
~okie!~
March 6th Dojo Statsies
~Please welcome Robby, our 32nd friend! Or should we call him Robo?~
~Thursy and Fri-chan each introduced us to 8 of those friends, so why not a little applause for them? ^__^ Get your cheerleading outfits! Yes, guys too. Buy an Ouendan outfit if you like so you can still feel manly and stuffs. Anyway, let's recap! Thursy had cutie Kirby and Pikachu, ugly Donkey Kong, uglier Zero Suit Samus, King Dedede, Lucario, and Robby. Oh, and princess Marth too. Fri-chan had Pit, Real Samus (sorry Thursy, I still love you!), yucky Peach, Ice Climbers, Snake (he's not really a snake, that's just his name), Ness, Luigi, and Captain Falcon. So Thursy's ahead for
new friends, anyway~
~Zelly showed up for one picture and it's probably the best picture anyone took with Robby, but it's not enough to beat evil stupid Peach and her evil stupid shoes. Zelly's too shy, that's all. ;_; But she's a prettier princess, really! It's
too obvious whenever Peach wears those sports outfits. She's like a twig. A twig! And plus her head is huge. Oh, am I too far off-track?~
~Real Samus had a picture too and she's back with Pit, and Mario's brother Luigi had four pictures, so he's at 23 and he's past Marth and Luke.~
~So, like, Robby doesn't really have a series. But DS-tan didn't either, so I'll just ignore that and we'll say he has two updates, because he has himself and his moves~
Ch-chotto matte! ;_; Thursy, you're doing those stealthy thingies again... You can't! I--I won't let you! Just because Fri-chan did-- What's that? I'm supposed to call these real because they're for "secret characters" and Cherry-don doesn't want to make separate updates for their special moves because then they'd all have to be spoilerized and it would look ugly? I understand not wanting things to look ugly. I do! But still, we've always said they're ste-- Yes, it's true, he promised he wouldn't say anything, so I guess that's like I have free reign. You're saying I should change our past? C-c-can I do that? I guess I can!
~Okie, so, like, the past just changed and all. It did! You just need to believe. So basically what's different about our old past and our new past is in our new past Luigi, Falco, the Captain, Luke, and Robby's special moves and FS-thingies-which-I-won't-name count for real updates. Yep! *^^* And that means Thursy still never cheated, and also she and Fri-chan each have two more real double updates, triple updates, and special moves. Fri-chan has two more FS thingies, and Thursy has one more, because Robby actually didn't have his. (Robby's "series" doesn't have a stage either, so it's the only one like that.) Oh, and Wendy has one more for each of those categories too because she introduced Falco. I'm so proud. Yep!~
~Well, that's all I have for today. Ja ne!~