sp0rsk: Not yet! I can still go on!
Sakurai: SP0RSK! Let me handle this! Dojogann! OVERLOAAAAAAAAAAD!
Dojo thread: Cherry-don!
Sakurai: Do not grieve for me, my children. I was once inside a sea of despair and weariness, but I came all the way here. With this temporary website, it will give me satisfaction, being able to create a tomorrow for the Smashers!
Dojo thread: Yes, you're certainly right. (glimmer)
sp0rsk: Dojo thread, you...
Dojo thread:
sp0rsk: :O
Dojo thread: Sp0rsk. You got this far doing what you had to. Isn't that right?
sp0rsk: ...Got it. I'll win this fight for sure.
Firestorm: Of course.
Anti-Smashbros: You'll end up dying like dogs anyway! VANISH!
crowphoenix: Dojogann is quantumly dividing!
Sakurai: I was waiting for that... !!!!!! (tranforms Dojo into Smash Bros)
SP0RSK! TAKE IT!!!!!!!!!!
(GAF buys up Smash Bros)
sp0rsk: Lordsakurai, let's go together!
Anti-Smashbros: Nonsense! He quantum-divided himself and converted it to raw win!?
sp0rsk: Take this!!!
Anti-Smashbros: I WON'T LET YOU!!!
Why is it!? Where are you getting all this power!?
sp0rsk: We're posting more with every passing minute! With each new post and thread, we move forward a little bit! That's NeoGAF!
Anti-Smashbros: That is the path towards spam! The Smash Bros fan's limit! Why can't you realize that!?
sp0rsk: That's YOUR limit! In this board full of turmoil, you act like a king and lock other topics, and that is YOUR limit!
Jiggy37: That's right! There was someone much, much, bigger among Smash fans! For his sake too, we will move forward!
Dojo thread: This spirit is infinite! I've also bet on that greatness!
sp0rsk: Remember this well. This boards tears holes through the Internet. Those tubes will become a path for those that will follow us. The wishes of the banned and the hopes of the juniors who follow... with those two thoughts, with 20 threads in, we'll carve the path to tomorrow! That is Super Smash Bros. That is Neo Gaming Age. This thread is the thread that pierces the heavens!
Firestorm: SP0RSK-U! GOOOOOOOO!
sp0sk: GAFFAN! IMPACTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~Many Years Later~
Junior: I can't post my thread, mister.
???: You're posting too hard. Do it more slowly.
Junior: Wow, you're amazing!
???: Of course! Who the hell do you think I-
...yeah, I guess I'm just this guy, you know?
Junior: Wow! Super Smash Bros. 4 announced! And a website!
???: Ah, you're right.
Junior: Can I post a thread about SSB updates someday?
sp0rsk: Of course. All of the lights on the screen are threads.
Crushed: BOO-WAH! (licks)
sp0rsk: That's right. They're the threads where our Smasher friends are waiting.