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So a 38 Year Old Woman Asked Me to Put a Bed Together Tomorrow, Sex?

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Mully

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So I just finished working as a server at a catering hall I regularly work at and I was asked by a rather attractive and single bartender to put a bed together for her tomorrow.

I've worked there for over five years. Everyone knows my name, and knows I have a hankering for older women. A number of women I've dated were a few years older than me and I really enjoyed those experiences. I'm currently 23 and have known this particular woman for 3 years.

For most of that time, we've joked about my liking for women older than me and playfully flirted with one another since she's attractive and she's regularly (but knowingly and playfully) made comments about my cuteness.

Earlier today she mentioned she needed a king sized bed put together at her home to me. She asked if I would be interested in putting it together for her. I accepted since I'll be in her area moving furniture for my sister tomorrow anyways.

However, as the night wore on, and I as I was comped a few drinks from my boss, my mind went places I would have never went to. Basically, I'm wondering if she's trying to invite me over for some fun.

I'm almost certain she just needs a hand with a bed, but it's fun to speculate (like a conspiracy theorist) that she found an opportunity to invite me over for a brief encounter given my attraction towards her, older women, and my own can-do-ness.

So, GAF, since I'm drunk on good German beer, is this an opportunity I should not pass up? I mean, either way, she'll remember me each time she lies in that bed whether it's my fanciful speculation or not.
 

OmegaFax

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Maximus.

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I don't know, but I know we all expect a proper follow up post from you tomorrow detailing whether or not it went down.
 

Ultimadrago

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So, GAF, since I'm drunk on good German beer, is this an opportunity I should not pass up? I mean, either way, she'll remember me each time she lies in that bed whether it's my fanciful speculation or not.

Get a load of this guy! lol

Anyways, it could or it couldn't. Three years of knowing each other seems to be quite a time for this opportunity to suddenly arise, but I've witnessed more abrupt beddings.

So yeah, go put together that bed and file that progress report, Mully.
 
Chances are good it'll lead to sex.

Anecdotal evidence:
Several years ago, an older woman invited me to her house to work on her computer.

Shame I wasn't actually attracted to her. At least I got some cash and a free dinner out of it as well.
 
So a woman that shares a mutual attraction with you and you have flirted with on many occasions asks you to come over? Bed or no, that could end in sex. But i don't think its a euphemism lol
 
The OP is onto something...

I assembled our new bed last year when we were 38 and my wife fucked the hell out me afterwards.
 

Mully

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How does she feel about hand sanitizer?

I'm not sure.

I'd add that one of the recent reasons why I want this to be turn into fun is because she's been a bit more flirty and touchy with me lately. She's comped me a few drinks on nights I was working the back bar while she was working the front. Along with that, she's shown me a few compromising pictures of her while at Jimmy Buffet a few weeks back.

Adding to that, I didn't hit my own stride and begin to accept myself until a few weeks back. I've noticed that my own acceptance of who I am, has led to many women coming on to me who probably wouldn't if I didn't believe my own shit.
 

freddy

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I'd add that one of the recent reasons why I want this to be turn into fun is because she's been a bit more flirty and touchy with me lately. She's comped me a few drinks on nights I was working the back bar while she was working the front. Along with that, she's shown me a few compromising pictures of her while at Jimmy Buffet a few weeks back.

You're in.
 

Booshka

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She wants to fuck, do some research and put that bed together well, then bang her.

No way she gonna let you put a King size bed together then let you leave without making you feel like a King.
 

Extollere

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Yes, go for it. Go balls deep! Older women are awesome, I should know, I married one. They are sweethearts. They will take care of you, make you dinner, and tuck you in at night. It's like living with your mom, but with sex. Anyways just do it.
 

Booshka

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After you make the bed make sure to suggest both of you get on it to make sure it has that structural integrity, then test it even further with some hard fucking.
 

Mully

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After you make the bed make sure to suggest both of you get on it to make sure it has that structural integrity, then test it even further with some hard fucking.

That just sounds like a porno.

I'll probably just make the bed frame. Put on the mattress. Ask for water. Look for a signal. If nothing, wipe my hands and leave. I'm not desperate, but it would be cool.
 

Soph

Member
After putting the bed together, I'm sure she'll want to test the bed for safety reasons. That's where you come in stud.
 

.GqueB.

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That just sounds like a porno.

I'll probably just make the bed frame. Put on the mattress. Ask for water. Look for a signal. If nothing, wipe my hands and leave. I'm not desperate, but it would be cool.
It sounds like she's already given you several signals. I feel like she's gonna wait for you to make a move.
 

freddy

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That just sounds like a porno.

I'll probably just make the bed frame. Put on the mattress. Ask for water. Look for a signal. If nothing, wipe my hands and leave. I'm not desperate, but it would be cool.

Bring up the pictures or something to help things along a bit at least. If it goes nowhere, it goes nowhere, but at least you're putting something out there so she's not sticking her neck out so far. Worst case scenario is you leave with a relatively innocent suggestion/comment as all that's hanging between you.
 

BobLoblaw

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Start putting the bed together, stop to bang her, then leave. She'll call you over again the next day to finish putting the bed together which leads to round two. You're welcome.
 

Jezbollah

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I'd laugh if she said "please make sure you put it together well - I've got a couple of guys visiting later"..

Yeah OP.. Go over (dont drive!), dont expect.. if it happens keep the old "lets test the bed" line in the pocket....

Watch out though, 38 years old is prime Baby Rabies age.
 
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