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[Malvolio]

Skinhead I knew back in college told me that red laces on his boots meant he had committed a violent crime against a minority. I'm sure most people don't associate red laces with that, but if you happen to be bald I guess avoiding that combo would be a good thing.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Yes, but I've never done culkold shit and never would; too weird and it gets...kinda gay from what I've heard. As in one minute your banging the wife, you close your eyes and the husband is sucking your dick.

well close your eyes again and picture 2pac

Skinhead I knew back in college told me that red laces on his boots meant he had committed a violent crime against a minority. I'm sure most people don't associate red laces with that, but if you happen to be bald I guess avoiding that combo would be a good thing.

I've heard that too, but I think it only counts if you're wearing docs. iirc there are other lacing color codes for docs, too.

 

[Kinitari]

Yes, but I've never done culkold shit and never would; too weird and it gets...kinda gay from what I've heard. As in one minute your banging the wife, you close your eyes and the husband is sucking your dick.

I'd honestly just feel bad for the husband, no matter how into it he was.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I'd honestly just feel bad for the husband, no matter how into it he was.

you have seen that vice doc about cuckholds, right?

 

[Platy]

"Evil Feminazi Man Hater"

Also known as Labrys, very famous between activist feminist, SPECIALY those who are lesbians

 

[Kinitari]

you have seen that vice doc about cuckholds, right?

Now I will

 

[shuri]

Eastern Europe people with the star on their hands (between their thumb and index fingers) means mob ties and prison stuff.

I used to hang out with this guy back in the days and his father was a super strong hardcore russian guy (but very nice); and one time he asked me if I could fix his PC and help him install Office, because he was going back to school. When he grabbed the mouse, I noticed the tattoos and later I asked him my friend about it, and he told me 'his father did stuff back in the country'

 

[freenudemacusers]

Now I will

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/the-vice-guide-to-sex/mandingo-episode-1-1

NSFW duh

enjoy!

 

[Ezalc]

Yes, but I've never done culkold shit and never would; too weird and it gets...kinda gay from what I've heard. As in one minute your banging the wife, you close your eyes and the husband is sucking your dick.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA amazing.

 

[Riggs]

Eastern Europe people with the star on their hands (between their thumb and index fingers) means mob ties and prison stuff.

I used to hang out with this guy back in the days and his father was a super strong hardcore russian guy (but very nice); and one time he asked me if I could fix his PC and help him install Office, because he was going back to school. When he grabbed the mouse, I noticed the tattoos and later I asked him my friend about it, and he told me 'his father did stuff back in the country'

Damn dude, ya I knew those tat's mean you do not want to start shit with that guy most likely.

 

[rvy]

Why make a tattoo explaining your mating preferences? Seems dumb. Is there a tattoo I can get that represents interest in latinas/brunettes who wear black lingerie?

 

[endresults]

Eastern Europe people with the star on their hands (between their thumb and index fingers) means mob ties and prison stuff.

I used to hang out with this guy back in the days and his father was a super strong hardcore russian guy (but very nice); and one time he asked me if I could fix his PC and help him install Office, because he was going back to school. When he grabbed the mouse, I noticed the tattoos and later I asked him my friend about it, and he told me 'his father did stuff back in the country'

Was his desktop wallpaper a pair of beeg American teetees?

 

[Camp Lo]

So.. okay.

 

[Imm0rt4l]

Never heard of this but I figured what it meant by the title.

 

[YoungHav]

Earring in top of ear for men.

 

[BankaiZaraki]

so if I get the queen of spades tattoo does that mean I'm into black girls?? I think stuff like this is preposterous.

 

[Dali]

How do I mark myself for black/white mixes, slim girls, Puerto Ricans and Latinas, cute redheads and white chicks?

so if I get the queen of spades tattoo does that mean I'm into black girls?? I think stuff like this is preposterous.

Why wouldn't it be King of Spades?

 

[Uncle]

GAF, how many more of these clues exist on people?

Ring of O.

It's a BDSM thing.

 

[Kinitari]

so if I get the queen of spades tattoo does that mean I'm into black girls?? I think stuff like this is preposterous.

I think about it like if you wore a rainbow flag. It doesn't necessarily mean you're gay, but people will assume you are.

 

[Perspicacity]

Pretty obvious, but this means gay

No it doesn't.

 

[SystemShock2]

What does it mean if a girl has a bleached asshole?

 

[McLovin]

If you own any kind of pony merchandise you're a hover hand.

 

[Übermatik]

For handkerchiefs, apparently:

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Yes I learned that mid session with a chick and was like wtf... Also me and my friends would say "let's call a spade a spade" until we figured out the origin of the phrase.

That's not where the phrase comes from.

 

[CornBurrito]

Wait till you find out about bandanas and wristbands.

Wait is this still a real thing? I remember reading about some handkerchief code. Was it translated into wristbands?

Why make a tattoo explaining your mating preferences? Seems dumb. Is there a tattoo I can get that represents interest in latinas/brunettes who wear black lingerie?

Because it is hard to identify who is gay just by looking unless they have some outward symbol. And hitting on someone who you think might be gay but isn't could have very real consequences.

 

[Cipherr]

Wheres that GIF of that family raising the roof in snuggies at....

This is seriously the weirdest thing I have read all day. Hilarious.

 

[Slayven]

Yeah spade is old school racism like moon cricket.

 

[rvy]

Wait is this still a real thing? I remember reading about some handkerchief code. Was it translated into wristbands?



Because it is hard to identify who is gay just by looking unless they have some outward symbol. And hitting on someone who you think might be gay but isn't could have very real consequences.

Right, but an outward symbol makes a lot more sense than tattooing something in your body.

 

[R2D4]

Whats up with all these porn chicks getting star tattoos on their hips and shit? What does that mean?

 

[FoxSpirit]

For handkerchiefs, apparently:

Haha, reminds me of a scene in a Ralf König, gay comic writer, comic. Hetero family cop goes undercover, goes to a leather party, gay coworker says to add a yellow handkerchief to the leather as "colourful dot".

Colleague is rather enraged later. Other coworker, "Haha, be happy he didn't suggest a red one to you or you would have ended up with a lengthy forarm up your ass" Made me chuckle.

 

[Kinitari]

Right, but an outward symbol makes a lot more sense than tattooing something in your body.

From my admittedly very heavy reading of the subject over the last day, usually you get it on a spot that is visible when you are dressed to impress, eg - low cleavage, above the hip, ankle - but somewhere that is hidden when you're like dressed for work.

Or, you get a temp and put it anywhere.

 

[Vermillion]

Was talking to a friend the other day about the whole... earring on the right ear for men thing, and we tried to think of more of these sexuality clues that people wear, I could only think of pink triangle, but he mentioned the queen of spades. That was a new one for me.

GAF, how many more of these clues exist on people? Have you ever seen people wearing them?

For those who don't know what I am talking about at all, a woman who has a queen of spades tattoo is into black guys. Guys with an earring on the right ear are gay (supposedly). Apparently there are more!

Huh. Well whaddya know?

 

[Count Dookkake]

Duh.

 

[fastford58]

Have heard that a biohazard tattoo on inmates can indicate HIV.

 

[Kimawolf]

Why make a tattoo explaining your mating preferences? Seems dumb. Is there a tattoo I can get that represents interest in latinas/brunettes who wear black lingerie?

lol its probably a throwback to when it wasn't exactly...looked upon in a positive light for a white chick to date a black guy. I will admit I didn't know that, but now it does explain somethings with a girl i used to date...

 

[BertramCooper]

What's with the Cincinnati Reds ball caps?

I refuse to believe the Reds are that popular.

 

[Kinitari]

Have heard that a biohazard tattoo on inmates can indicate HIV.

I've actually seen a biohazard tattoo. I wonder if that's culturally applicable outside of prison

 

[fastford58]

I've actually seen a biohazard tattoo. I wonder if that's culturally applicable outside of prison

Who knows. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=biohazard tattoo

 

[DominoKid]

wow that's a new one on me.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

What's with the Cincinnati Reds ball caps?

I refuse to believe the Reds are that popular.

Gangs. Bloods with a "C."

I must have been oblivious to the queens of spade tattoo. Can't honestly tell you I've even seen one to remember it.

 

[CDX]

Does anyone ever actually pierce their right ear to signify their homosexuality anymore?

I remember this saying from the 1990s "left is right, and right is wrong," ie left = straight and right ear = gay

But I also read an article somewhere on the net that said in the 1960s and earlier in gay communities it was left ear = bottom and right ear = top The older gay men would secretly find it funny that all these straight men were getting only their left ear pierced in the 80s.

Eventually the left = straight and right = gay went mainstream, and the 1960s meaning was lost, even among the gay community.

It was a quite extensive article but I can't find it again but this from wiki seems to back it up.

From wikipedia:

In various Western cultures, piercing the left vs. the right ear has sometimes been popularly perceived to be associated with a particular sexual orientation. In the 80s it was said that "left is right, and right is wrong,"[2] alluding to social prejudices surrounding sexual orientation. The left ear was reserved for piercing by straight men and a pierced right ear signified that one was gay. It is similarly held that among homosexual men, an earring in the left ear signifies a dominant partner or "top" and the right a submissive one or "bottom"But in the mark of the 21st century earrings in both ears have changed from a person being niether gay or Stright, but as for fashion or beuaty.[3]

Because it is hard to identify who is gay just by looking unless they have some outward symbol. And hitting on someone who you think might be gay but isn't could have very real consequences.

Also these codes originated at a time when gays could be arrested, in gay bars, when they were just looking for someone to hook up with.

If they tried hooking up with an undercover cop in a gay bar, they were arrested. So it makes sense that somesort of unspoken code system would eventually evolve.

 

[Jenga]

Yup. I've been approached by women with that tattoo and some of my friends have been offered culkold propositions by older white women with the queen of spades.

I know a guy who did "breeding" with his boss's wife: the husband recorded them having sex and the guy would creampie her.

an enchanted life your friends lead

 

[Az987]

So if a guy gets a king of spades tattoo does that mean he's into black women?

 

[Jenga]

So if a guy gets a king of spades tattoo does that mean he's into black women?

could also mean you're a gay man into black men

 

[nomis]

What does it mean if a girl has a bleached asshole?

That she likes Reverse Cowgirl and is self concious.

 

[freenudemacusers]

So if a guy gets a king of spades tattoo does that mean he's into black women?

channeling your avatar, I see.

 

[GungHo]

Why make a tattoo explaining your mating preferences? Seems dumb. Is there a tattoo I can get that represents interest in latinas/brunettes who wear black lingerie?

As a follow on... what's the tattoo for those black leather, mid-calf fuck-me boots I only get to see here in winter?

 

[Raistlin]

Wait ... so my earrings are why I get hit on by dudes a lot?

 

[Mully]

Wait til you find out about Cleveland Steamers. I thought it was just an innocent saying about steamboats for so long. Now I just see a shit.

 

[Beerman462]

I didnt know spade was racist.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0R3OjMcOqg&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Prepare to be enlightened.

Probably NSFW