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[JeffZero]

Xenoears

Everyone you've ever known has been cursed overnight. The cause? Unknown. The affliction? Strange ears. It's distracting. It's ineffectual. It's sweeping the earth. Some ears are so large they touch the ground. Some stand tall and shake the heavens. Some are sharp enough to cut steel. People are dying by the dozens. It's up to you, the last man with normal, fully-functioning ears, to restore order in a world gone mad. But when you're the last of a bygone countenance, bitterness and envy may be your undoing.

Super Mari Party

It's your sweet sixteenth! Invite your friends on a cute limo ride, play with cute poodles, and even dress up your beau! From the makers of Imagine Party Babyz!

 

[Otaku Coder]

Love Lie: School Idol Festival

Lead a group of nine schoolgirls as they train with all their gumption to win a national lying contest.

 

[Speely]

Chaka: The Forever Man

Famous American female singer Chaka Khan boasts that her ability to sing soulful funk is so unmatched that even Death himself couldn't best her in a singing competition. Death appears to her and offers a proposition: If Chaka could defeat him in a voice battle, he would grant her eternal life. She accepts.

The competition rages for days, the smooth voices of the two singers rocking the world with funkified melodies. Eventually, Chaka Khan is victorious, and Death grants her reward, but with a price:

"You are a tactful singer, so I will not renege on our wager. I grant you the kiss of eternal life, but, for your arrogance and pride I will temper my gift with this curse. You will be a male version of yourself as I strip you of your womanly characteristics. Each nightfall, horrible singers will be shown to you, and the pain of their victims will be your pain. You will never know rest as you wander this world searching to defeat the horrors that haunt your sleeping world. You will suffer grievous singing defeats, but you will not die, and as eternity rolls on, you will crave my touch. Your face will bear my manly visage, and your voice will ring with infernal resonance. But...let it not be said that I am without mercy. There shall be an end to your curse. If all the singers of horrid talent are defeated, then you may find rest."

 

[krang]

Titanfall

- a good game

Cheap.

Spoiler

Well done, sir.

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

I'd love to see a variant of this thread, except with fake cover art for fake games based on actual games with one letter taken from their titles.

We've done this before. In fact, I was reminded of a few I did back then.

Blooborne

A Telltale-style adventure game exploring the origins of the best character from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

Reminded me of this:

Bloo Omen: Your Imaginary Friend is apparently the Anti-Christ

Turk: Dinosaur Hunter – you're an Amazon Mechanical Turk worker and someone is going to reward you $0.01 for every living dinosaur you find.

Reminded me of this:

 

[Yoshi]

Chrono Tigger - Tigger gains time travelling super powers and annoys the fuck out of Eeeyore.

I want to play Moral Kombat!

 

[Menitta]

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[Lucael]

Killer is dad: western localization of a Grasshopper action game where the young main character has been replaced with a middle-aged man for "marketing reasons". Main character and his family run a killing organization executing targets all around the world.

 

[mhayze]

FLOL! Glad I asked, pictures making things better, as always.

We've done this before. In fact, I was reminded of a few I did back then.



Reminded me of this:

Bloo Omen: Your Imaginary Friend is apparently the Anti-Christ

Reminded me of this:

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[Izuna]

Cheap.

Spoiler

Well done, sir.

 

[Zach]

Red Dad Revolver

You're a dad who fell asleep in his lawn chair, only to be awakened by your two annoying children who demand ice cream. Avoid their painful touch all the way into the house to win.

 

[Samus009]

Lego Harry Otter

 

[Samus009]

Bloodbone

 

[Samus009]

Person 4

 

[CAR105 3]

Able - A game of being able to promise things you can't deliver.

Shots fired...

Mine would be Tar Wars:Battlefront- you fight for control of tar pits.

 

[Vyse24]

Golf with your Fiends - Battle your personal demons the only way you know how: through 18 holes on the greens.

 

[Rellik]

Day 1 for Hotline Mami.

 

[MrBadger]

Mighty No.

A response to the question "will it look like the concept art?"

 

[Dinjoralo]

DEA Rising

As the last member of the Drug Enforcement Administration, rise up and stomp out the war on drugs in the sequel to arcade hit NARC!

 

[Cheeseman Battitude]

Yoshi's Woolly Word - Complete the game's levels to gain knitting patterns for each letter of a secret word.

 

[Special C]

Rye: Son of Rome

You take over your dad's business "Rome's Deli" when he passes away and try to turn business around.

 

[Ryuuga]

The Legend of elda: Breath of the Wild

A game about false teeth maintenance

andy Crush

You try to win the heart of some dude named Andy.

ire watch

You're tasked with being a community manager.

The Banner Sag

¯\_(&#12484_/¯

Unrave

You play as a conservative 30-something that spends evenings in quiet solitude.

 

[CaptainLoveline]

Allout 4 - the sequel to Bethesa's Allout 3 where you must keep bad people out of your premises, now with settlement building to keep even more bad people out of your premises.

P. - Stands for "Playable", which is ironic considering it's no longer available to download anymore.

 

[batbeg]

Red Dad Revolver

You're a dad who fell asleep in his lawn chair, only to be awakened by your two annoying children who demand ice cream. Avoid their painful touch all the way into the house to win.

Please tell me your game is currently in development I will pay handsomely for Red Dad Revolver.

 

[Arthea]

Suko den, you have to build a home for insecure people, a den so to speak, building game.

Tails in the sky - some mythical creatures are tailing a sky, insanity ensues, can you survive it? RPG

Wild AMS - AI gets self aware, builds Skynet, tries to go back in time and kill certain individuals to make this task easier, Hacking game

Plan escape: Torrent - game about a pirate going legal and torrents pursuing him, survival game.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Tomb Aider.

Patching up old tombs desecrated by pesky raiders.

 

[Speely]

Allout 4 - the sequel to Bethesa's Allout 3 where you must keep bad people out of your premises, now with settlement building to keep even more bad people out of your premises.

P. - Stands for "Playable", which is ironic considering it's no longer available to download anymore.

Haha.

Mickey Mouse and the Caste of Illusion - Mickey confronts a deceptive and secretive part of Indian culture.

 

[Funyarinpa]

Tea Fortress 2: In which two teams compete to see who can prepare the best tea party in a medieval setting.

EZ: A very simple game with very simple puzzles and a charming art style and OST.

Streets of Age: Walking simulator in a retirement home

Zero Tie Dilemma: You have a very important meeting today, but as you are getting ready for the day you realize that you're out of ties to wear. What will you decide?

Chrono Tigger: Tigger travels in time to save Winnie.

Tearway- Oregon Trail remake

Sol Sacrifice- Sacrifice the sun.

The Sapper- A game about sapping the life form of a mysterious alien to your own ends.

Steins; Ate: A bunch of teenagers create a microwave that can send alphabet soups through time.

 

[Arthea]

Tea Fortress 2: In which two teams compete to see who can prepare the best tea party in a medieval setting.

Dot 2 - a game where everybody competes on erasing everything until 2 dots are left

Doa 2 - well, that's self explanatory

 

[DarkLegion]

Red Dad Revolver

You're a dad who fell asleep in his lawn chair, only to be awakened by your two annoying children who demand ice cream. Avoid their painful touch all the way into the house to win.

I love this one

 

[Speely]

Lanstalker - You must hunt down local area networks to discover what they contain.

 

[deriks]

The Orange Bo

This is awesom


@thread
DOO
Play as a ghost who kills demons in hell

 

[Grindlefly]

Oat Simulator: boring as you..... take on the life of an oat.

Broken Word: pint and clock adventure which is nearly impassable due to the angry translation and the development teams inability to finish a coherent........

Leeping Dogs: it's like a next gen version of lemmings!!!

 

[Speely]

Attack on Tita - You have to plan and execute an assault on your Filipino aunt.

 

[Arthea]

Lanstalker - You must hunt down local area networks to discover what they contain.

I would go with Land staker personally


Ost Odyssey, the best OST of all times goes on neverending journey, rhythm game

 

[vaderise]

ITMan
Office simulator where you fix people's computers.

 

[Ysarus]

Step
A literal walking simulator, in the most extreme environments.

Super Maio Maker
A game where you make your own remoulade recipes and share them with the world.

But-a-Move
Use it well.

 

[PSqueak]

UnderAle

Prohibition era underground alcohol smuggler and mobster simulator.

 

[jakonovski]

Half-Lie

Your game is not good, but you must convince potential customers to pre-order.

 

[Venom Fox]

LayStation Worlds:

A unique take on PSVR porn featuring Alien races from No Man's Sky and Mass Effect*.


*Also includes the Alien from Alien Isolation.

 

[Mortemis]

Kingdom Hearts HD II.8 Final hapter Prologue

makes just about as much sense as the original title.

 

[Grindlefly]

Not sure if covered in this thread already but:

Gran Theft Auto: you kidnap your grandmother and drive her at breakneck speed through the country

 

[jakonovski]

Shovel Night

These bodies ain't gonna bury themselves.

 

[Astral Dog]

Dead Pace
go through a hundred hours of endless fetchquests, in SPACE!

 

[Grindlefly]

Alen Isolation: your name is Alan but because your parents gave your name a weird spelling you have no friends

Edit:

Star wars Battlefont: Set in the iconic star wars universe, players from both the dark and the light side fight it out to find the most deadly of typefaces

 

[RionaaM]

I didn't know this thread was still going, awesome! I have a few new ones:

Diver San Francisco: You play as a depressed guy, who wants to end his life by jumping from the Golden Gate bridge. Will you do it, or are you going to give him a chance to turn his life around?

Ghost Rick: The main character of Pawn Stars has died. But that doesn't mean he's out of business, far from it! He's not alone of course: this time he has several ghost buddies who are experts in everything.

Caste Crashers: Watch the foundations of society crumble as social classes start fighting each other for power. Who will be the fortunate ones to rise from the ashes of modern civilization?

IT.TRIP Void: You finally managed to get the job you always wanted within the IT department of a multinational corporation. Seems Lady Luck is on your side, right? Well, think twice. This journey may not be the fairy tale you dreamed of, and it might leave you drained and empty inside.

Amnesia: The Dark Decent: Donald Trump has awakened from an accident and has no memory of who he is. You control a black doctor who's taking care of him. Try your best to make him realize he'd been wrong all along about minorities, as you only have a few days before he reverts back to his old racist ways.

 

[Cheeseman Battitude]

Psycho Ox - Sick of a life of pulling ploughs, trailers and passenger carriages, Psycho Ox goes on an uncontrollable rampage to seek revenge on his captors, charging into them at great speed, trampling them into submission with his powerful hooves, and finally, goring them to death with his mighty horns.

 

[SLV]

Final Fatasy - You are the last overweight person in the world. Your mission is to struggle against the evil fat sucking corporation. Along the way you recruit like minded but sucked out individuals, together with your crew you struggle against this utopian/dystopian future.

Spoiler

wat, sounded more funny in my head

 

[Baron von Loathsome]

Ghost Rick: "Oh jeez, Grandpa Rick, what happened to you?! Why are you a ghost?!" "I got riggity-riggity-wrecked, son!"

 

[CecilRousso]

Ire Watch - A man takes isolated job out in the wilderness as part of his anger management therapy.