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Some guy is macking on my girl on facebook?

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Ketchup Boy said:
lol fuck im screwed.

neways im her first b/f btw. one of my dormates from last year was her classmate in hs and said everybody he knew was too scared to make a move on her and she nver had a b/f. soo maybe shes learning how to be in a relationship too....
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Both you need to learn. And do it together, with communication. Let her know how you feel, and listen to how she feels. Kissing and hugging will only get you so far
 
Jirotrom said:
why the fuck does that matter?
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just curious after reading his thread history

Ketchup Boy said:
nah, i tried too but she said it was hurting her. imma give it another go this semester lol
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Ketchup Boy said:
nah, i tried too but she said it was hurting her. imma give it another go this semester lol
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FuckTheWhat?

Please be a joke.
 
Ketchup Boy said:
soo what do yoooou think I should do?? how can i be less jealous/insecure
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I dunno dude. I've been mostly indifferent to every g/f I've ever had so I wouldn't know. It probably stems from trust - or lack of it - because if you didn't think you had to worry about losing her, then you wouldn't mind bringing her around your friends or most of the other stuff that bothers you. I don't know how to make you trust her. She might not even be trustworthy.

Ketchup Boy said:
nah, i tried too but she said it was hurting her. imma give it another go this semester lol
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Oh well in that case take her virginity so that when she inevitably ditches you and moves on at least you will always have that over her. The scorn you will feel towards her and her new b/f will be kept in check by the fact that you were her first. When you follow her to class and peek at her from behind the bushes you can stare at her with a smug smile knowing you got that part of her and no other man will ever have it. When you masturbate looking in on her from outside her dorm window you can do it knowing the penis in your hand was the first she ever felt. If that doesn't help your insecurity then I don't know what will.
 
Blackace said:
Both you need to learn. And do it together, with communication. Let her know how you feel, and listen to how she feels. Kissing and hugging will only get you so far
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she doesn't know she was my first g/f, thoouuugh. then she'd know that I didn't get any action in high school...although she knew I was a virgin, but still, ill look like a loser?
 
Dali said:
Oh well in that case take her virginity so that when she inevitably ditches you and moves on at least you will always have that over her. The scorn you will feel towards her and her new b/f will be kept in check by the fact that you were her first. When you follow her to class and peek at her from behind the bushes you can stare at her with a smug smile knowing you got that part of her and no other man will ever have it. When you masturbate looking in on her from outside her dorm window you can do it knowing the penis in your hand was the first she ever felt. If that doesn't help your insecurity then I don't know what will.
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:lol :lol
 
Dali said:
I dunno dude. I've been mostly indifferent to every g/f I've ever had so I wouldn't know. It probably stems from trust - or lack of it - because if you didn't think you had to worry about losing her, then you wouldn't mind bringing her around your friends or most of the other stuff that bothers you. I don't know how to make you trust her. She might not even be trustworthy.



Oh well in that case take her virginity so that when she inevitably ditches you and moves on at least you will always have that over her. The scorn you will feel towards her and her new b/f will be kept in check by the fact that you were her first. When you follow her to class and peek at her from behind the bushes you can stare at her with a smug smile knowing you got that part of her and no other man will ever have it. When you masturbate looking in on her from outside her dorm window you can do it knowing the penis in your hand was the first she ever felt. If that doesn't help your insecurity then I don't know what will.
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you know whats funny we already said we're going to get married and plan to have kids and errything
 
Ketchup Boy said:
she doesn't know she was my first g/f, thoouuugh. then she'd know that I didn't get any action in high school...although she knew I was a virgin, but still, ill look like a loser?
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She is your GF right? and she loves you right? you don't even need to talk about what happened in high school. Just talk about YOUR relationship. All you have to say is you have never been in a serious relationship if you need to explain yourself..

Ketchup Boy said:
you know whats funny we already said we're going to get married and plan to have kids and errything
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and you can't talk to her?.. best get a reality check real quick
 
Ketchup Boy said:
she doesn't know she was my first g/f, thoouuugh. then she'd know that I didn't get any action in high school...although she knew I was a virgin, but still, ill look like a loser?
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if she feels that way, then why keep her? shouldnt there be some sort of level of respect between gf and bf in any healthy relationship?

i know that if i had a gf and i saw that shit going on, i'd bring it up with her next time i saw her and just ask about the dude, and whatever she says, i'd trust her on it. If she gives vague, bullshit answers, then that's crap.
 
Ketchup Boy said:
she doesn't know she was my first g/f, thoouuugh. then she'd know that I didn't get any action in high school...although she knew I was a virgin, but still, ill look like a loser?
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what the fuck... do you not talk to her, fuck. Look, I've been with my girl for 5 years come October 18, I'll tell you this. The most important thing in a relationship is communication. If you don't have the balls and security with yourself to talk to your partner, that shit wont work. Its as simple as that, If you really love this girl you will understand this.
 
Ketchup Boy said:
nah, i tried too but she said it was hurting her. imma give it another go this semester lol
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Maybe she's protecting you. She might have a monster up there, and be feeding it with Facebook dudes. Ever see Rabid?

One minutes she's all

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...Then she's attacking dudes with a bloodsucking tentacle in her armpit.


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A lesson for us all.
 
Ketchup Boy said:
you know whats funny we already said we're going to get married and plan to have kids and errything
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Holy shit, this changes everything!

Also I can almost picture the conversation in my head.

KB: u liek babies lol :)
GF: so cute lol omg :)
KB: wanna make some haha lol :)
GF: totally lol haha :)
 
Uncle said:
Holy shit, this changes everything!

Also I can almost picture the conversation in my head.

KB: u liek babies lol :)
GF: so cute lol omg :)
KB: wanna make some haha lol :)
GF: totally lol haha :)
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:lol :lol :lol :lol
 
Man, you really should follow the advice that some of our fellow Gaffers have provided.

Recruit some sexy Gaf men to friend her on Facebook and they'll run some covert OPs to try to find out what her Facebook motives truly are. We're all e-brothers and sisters here, so the people who run this operation will have you covered like a jimmy hat.
 
Hey!

GAF is your friend, you should start smacking others:

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Take the one to the right, then you have a mate which is on GAF!
 
Don't care if already said but: Facebook. Serious Business.
I have a facebook account only to get in touch with my old friends. I deleted all the applications and kept it as simple as possible.
 
Facebook/hi5/wtv = Flirting place.

Girls only go there so they can flirt at will!

Question to op: Your gf has pictures of her with litlle clothing or sexy poses?
 
Start hitting on other girls on facebook and if you really want to throw a curve ball some guys too. Talk about how you want to hang out and drop words like Cleveland Steamer, Leapfrog, Da Shocker, Rusty Trombone, and Daisy Chain to up the coolness factor.

This will show her how emasculate and insipid her attempts are at finding anyone else on the very plateau of which you grace. Also sing the song "I will survive" to increase effectiveness of her foolishness of fooling around with other adversaries on the internet
 
Wait, you're all in college and she went to high school with this guy? Dude calm the fuck down! And I wouldn't keep bringing it up unless you want to lose her. If you absolutely have to keep talking about it I would only do so jokingly "ooh someone has an admirer" "this guy's clearly trying to hit on you, I can see why". Don't listen to 90% of the advice in this thread.
 
I read the first page and thought something must have happened by page 5.
I read the conversation backwards (top-down) and was confused.
I read that you are talking about marriage and kids with your first ever gf.
I read that you have said that L word shit.

I can't help you now.
 
masud said:
Wait, you're all in college and she went to high school with this guy? Dude calm the fuck down! And I wouldn't keep bringing it up unless you want to lose her. If you absolutely have to keep talking about it I would only do so jokingly "ooh someone has an admirer" "this guy's clearly trying to hit on you, I can see why". Don't listen to 90% of the advice in this thread.
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I disagree. Why shouldn't he talk about how he feels if it bothers him? you shouldn't let things get worse. Just communicate
 
Blackace said:
I disagree. Why shouldn't he talk about how he feels if it bothers him? you shouldn't let things get worse. Just communicate
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This.

If you feel bad for something your gf does, spill it, if she cant take it and will not stop, leave.
If she will not stop here... you dont know were she will go later...

This is something I had to do with some very close friends of the opposite sex. Fuck I burned bridges like it was new years eve
 
fanboi said:
This.

If you feel bad for something your gf does, spill it, if she cant take it and will not stop, leave.
If she will not stop here... you dont know were she will go later...

This is something I had to do with some very close friends of the opposite sex. Fuck I burned bridges like it was new years eve
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you don't exactly have draw a line in the dirt but yeah something like this
 
ChackanKun said:
Question to op: Your gf has pictures of her with litlle clothing or sexy poses?
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no, her current pic is with her lil sis and bro from some dance performance they did. its called caporales

and why are u guys still up?? haha
 
Ketchup Boy said:
no, her current pic is with her lil sis and bro from some dance performance they did. its called caporales
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Wonder why she has the atention of the dude then, usually that's not their kind of target.
 
Ketchup Boy said:
shes still goodlookin
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Still, there are plenty of good looking chicks in those kind of social networks much more provocative than that. Normally those are the chicks that are targeted, i think.
 
First girlfriend! when you're stood at the altar with your future wife, you won't even be able to remember what your first girlfriend looked like.
 
Dali said:
Oh well in that case take her virginity so that when she inevitably ditches you and moves on at least you will always have that over her. The scorn you will feel towards her and her new b/f will be kept in check by the fact that you were her first. When you follow her to class and peek at her from behind the bushes you can stare at her with a smug smile knowing you got that part of her and no other man will ever have it. When you masturbate looking in on her from outside her dorm window you can do it knowing the penis in your hand was the first she ever felt. If that doesn't help your insecurity then I don't know what will.
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:lol Awesome
 
I let a gf of a very long while talk to whomever she wanted and for the most part, be free.

Don't do what I did.

Keep her in check. If she gives you attitude, you know something is up and bail.
 
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