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[C.Dark.DN]

lol i am a beeeeast

they're laughing at you not with you

 

[Ketchup Boy]

man she kicked my as$ in smash all day, but I was wrecking in mario kart

 

[Proven]

man she kicked my as$ in smash all day, but I was wrecking in mario kart

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...After going through this entire thread, no one should hear you going "I am a beast!" unless it involved having sex with your girlfriend. Even GAF has these standards.

 

[vertopci]

man she kicked my as$ in smash all day, but I was wrecking in mario kart

:lol :lol :lol

And this thread officially comes to a close.

 

[Night_Trekker]

Still people in here who think this is real? Nobody is that dense. I refuse to believe it.

 

[BrLvgThrChmstry]

man she kicked my as$ in smash all day, but I was wrecking in mario kart

I read 7 pages for this shit... ??? FUCK YOU!

EDIT: :/

 

[BradVanDam]

did you fuck her in the ass?

 

[BoboBrazil]

Did she tell you she has a troll that lives in her vagina named Pillow Pants that will bite your penis off? :lol

 

[Buba Big Guns]

What the fuck? Im just glad I only read the last page. Even then, this was a retarded giant waste of a fuck load of time.

 

[Blackace]

man she kicked my as$ in smash all day, but I was wrecking in mario kart

so still no sex?

 

[WickedAngel]

It's just Facebook. Calm down.

It's only "just Facebook" if you've never used social networking this way. People hook up through social networking sites all the time.

 

[Night_Trekker]

It's only "just Facebook" if you've never used social networking this way. People hook up through social networking sites all the time.

I had no reason to believe this was anything but some douche randomly hitting on his girl when I made that post.

In my defense, that's because he hadn't made up the rest of the story yet.

 

[Jenga]

gaf has the best relationship threads ever

 

[Byakuya769]

lol i am a beeeeast

So what's the policy on this? I am thinking of creating a relationship thread, and believe me.. my fabrication would be epic.

 

[chunk3rvd]

I've got a guy attempting a milder version of this shit at the moment. I assume he sent my gf a friend request after seeing her profile pic on the Blackjack application. I'm not bothered as I'm in a long-term secure relationship but it's funny watching people try this shit.

Odd thing with this fucker is, he lives in Central America and we are UK. No idea what he's thnking on that one?? It's funny how you can tell what his profile is for.... the first post on his "Wall" is by himself and it states his MSN address :lol "Do u have MSN? Wud u like to chat? Do u have webcam?" ..... you just know he's had that conversation before :facepalm:

Edit: If anyone's bored and up for freaking this guy out, send a friend request to "David Alarcon" next time you're on Facebook - his profile pic is a guy with an afro sticking his middle finger up. I just think it'd be hilarious if this guy that spends his time spamming girls accounts, just started getting a shit-ton of random friend requests off guys :lol

 

[Byakuya769]

Well, my name is extremely adrogenous to a point so there's been times when my gf was on my profile picture with me, and I'd get some message from some dumb ass that usually read like "what's up?".

Now, my fucking profile mentioned I was a male... but that's how stupid pussy trolls on social networks are.

 

[WickedAngel]

I had no reason to believe this was anything but some douche randomly hitting on his girl when I made that post.

In my defense, that's because he hadn't made up the rest of the story yet.

I just realized that. My apologies.

 

[BronzeWolf]

Will somebody lock this goddamn thread alreayd?

 

[so_awes]

Will somebody lock this goddamn thread already?

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[Uncle]

Will somebody lock this goddamn thread alreayd?

But I want to know who wins in Wii Sports.

 

[Kinitari]

So what's the policy on this? I am thinking of creating a relationship thread, and believe me.. my fabrication would be epic.

I'm still waiting for the "Help! I think I might have just slept with my biological mother!" thread. Why don't you make that one?

 

[joeblackisback]

In my defense, that's because he hadn't made up the rest of the story yet.

haha seriously.

 

[pnjtony]

man she kicked my as$ in smash all day, but I was wrecking in mario kart

NEVER.....getting laid.

 

[davepoobond]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol


FUCK

 

[WrathOfOtaibah]

Ketchup Boy is acting more of a friend than a sexual boyfriend. A woman is as sexual as a man and she has needs as well. Rubbing/buzzing one out isn't the real thing and I'm guessing she wants the real thing. Which is why Mr. Beer Pong is doing as well as he is with her.

Last post here because it will play out that KB will never try to take things further and Mr. Beer Pong will lay it to her.