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Some guy is macking on my girl on facebook?

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eznark said:
Maybe if you used real fucking words she wouldn't be blowing sophisticated beer pong players.

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Thick people shag around, they need something to occupy themselves and education is to difficult so they just fuck.
 
FunkyMunkey said:
I let a gf of a very long while talk to whomever she wanted and for the most part, be free.

Don't do what I did.

Keep her in check. If she gives you attitude, you know something is up and bail.
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Did she Funky the Monkey?
 
fanboi said:
Did she Funky the Monkey?
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More or less just let other guys talk to her all they wanted and eventually, as I shouldve guessed, one of them managed to say all the right things and swoop her off her feet away from me.

I have no idea if she's funked his munk, but the very thought of it makes me want to light an orphanage on fire.
 
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Only sound advice i found in this thread:

Dali said:
Oh well in that case take her virginity so that when she inevitably ditches you and moves on at least you will always have that over her. The scorn you will feel towards her and her new b/f will be kept in check by the fact that you were her first. When you follow her to class and peek at her from behind the bushes you can stare at her with a smug smile knowing you got that part of her and no other man will ever have it. When you masturbate looking in on her from outside her dorm window you can do it knowing the penis in your hand was the first she ever felt. If that doesn't help your insecurity then I don't know what will.
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Just do it. "Communication" is completely pointless at this time, unless its about getting her laid. This relationship has no future. If you go all weepy and try to tell her how you "feel" she will not respect you for it. And she will fuck someone else pretty soon unless you go there first. She is totally ready for it, your just lucky this other guy dont know how to play the game either. He is a little better at it than you though, so my money is still on him getting there first :P
 
Ketchup Boy said:
Yeah, he's straight out saying "do you want to hang out with me?" wtf should i do?? this is pissing me off like sh!t but i like don't want to acknowledge the dude or anything or mention it to her cuz she'll think i'm jealous or something or not secure of myself. i really don't know what to do, i just want to smash the dude in the fukkin face
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do you even know what macking means? thats not even possible on facebook, let alone the internet.
 
btkadams said:
do you even know what macking means? thats not even possible on facebook, let alone the internet.
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I thought the same but the urban dictionary feels otherwise.

Which is to say:

hahaha.. I thght dif than OP but I gogled the net and made me think another dif then befor.. hahaha??
 
OP needs to MOOOOVE ON!

Dumb that girl and get another. Th only reason you stay with her is due to sever dependency issues. Congrats, you're in college and you finally got a GF...now get another! If you stay together and you do have sex, she'll just wonder what other cocks are like and want to sew her own oats and she's the girl so she's got the power.

Keep it moving Ketchup!
 
Costanza said:
and they haven't even had sex

after being together 9 months
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so what if they didn't

man it's all about sex with you i swear... virginity this, sex that... you are slowly becoming the posterboy for Girl thread GAF


advice to OP: I would be honest with her, you are a young guy. If she wants anything serious with you she should not flirt with any other guys, it doesnt have anything to do with jelousy or anything. If she keeps on going like this, be single dude. I am not sure but I believe you are in college, at this point you should not worry about stuff like this.
 
Why do you have a girlfriend at all if you're a freshman in college? I'm going to make a leap of faith here, and assume you don't look like Quasimodo. You should be able to pull broads no problem at your local frat party, even if you do look like you belong in a bell tower. Freshman year is supposed to be about you opening up and letting go, not crying yourself to sleep because your whore girlfriend is out doing what you ought to be. Go to a couple parties, bang out a slumpbuster if necessary, and get your college experience started off right.

Also, if he was hitting on her previously and she's still talking to him, they messed around before you guys even got to college. Sorry to deflate your sac on that one.
 
joeblackisback said:
Why do you have a girlfriend at all if you're a freshman in college? I'm going to make a leap of faith here, and assume you don't look like Quasimodo. You should be able to pull broads no problem at your local frat party, even if you do look like you belong in a bell tower. Freshman year is supposed to be about you opening up and letting go, not crying yourself to sleep because your whore girlfriend is out doing what you ought to be. Go to a couple parties, bang out a slumpbuster if necessary, and get your college experience started off right.

Also, if he was hitting on her previously and she's still talking to him, they messed around before you guys even got to college. Sorry to deflate your sac on that one.
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This could be the little pimp that is macking your girl, you have been warned.
 
deadbeef said:
Is that considered "macking" nowadays? Huh.
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Yup... when a girl sends you a relationship request over Facebook, that's when you know you're officially together in this day and age! :lol
 
I knew this girl at college who didn't know anyone there so I hung out with her just so she'd have a friend and her boyfriend started trying to pick a fight with me on facebook when he lives on the other side of the state :lol

The fuck? My school had almost 70% women, so most of my friends were girls to begin with.:lol

lot of insecure people.
 
God's Beard said:
I knew this girl at college who didn't know anyone there so I hung out with her just so she'd have a friend and her boyfriend started trying to pick a fight with me on facebook when he lives on the other side of the state :lol

The fuck? My school had almost 70% women, so most of my frisnd were girls to begin with.:lol
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stop fucking other people's girlfriends
 
I know a song called Mack The Knife. Maybe you should Knife the Mack?

That was my take on "let's give this kid bad advice".

To the OP, you'll laugh so hard in a few years about this story you'll be hapy you were an idiot in the past.
 
So...ketchup boy is actually a lipstick lesbian?

I only read the 1st page, and OP uses "she was like, and then like, omg like..."

Im lost :(
 
omg like my girl was being on macked on by this like guy right and like they were supposed to be friends before we met but like i find out he likes her and she likes him and like i dunno wtf i should do i dun like this

so like, wut shud i do?
 
If this thread isn't a joke, you really need to man up, ketchup. "I don't want to lose her" and "after we fight, I ask her if she still wants to be with me." Those are both signs that you are pussy whipped and not wearing the pants in this relationship.

Oh, and wow at the Rabid reference. I saw that movie when I was like 13. haha

This thread has to be a joke...
 
travisbickle said:
First girlfriend! when you're stood at the altar with your future wife, you won't even be able to remember what your first girlfriend looked like.
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Yeeeees.

Any relationship that goes "we want to get married and have kids" so early, especially if it's the first relationship is doomed for failure. Especially if you can't communicate.
 
I fucked a lot of girls that had boyfriends or husbands.

Let me tell you: if a girl is flirting with a guy over Facebook and doesn't bring you up on a somewhat regular basis, she is fishing for new cock. All the girls that had boyfriends that didn't cheat would inevitably mention them. The girls that were down for dick were ones that never mentioned a boyfriend and would flirt with me like she was single and available. Well, she was available all right but often times I wouldn't know about the boyfriend until after I fucked her.

Mr. Beer Pong is going to put his ball first in a cup and then in your girlfriend's mouth.

The guys that were the "secure and trusting" boyfriend were the easiest targets. I'm not a controlling asshole but I don't like the idea of a girl just running around and flirting with guys if she is my girlfriend. For one, it gives guys the wrong signals and unless she has an IQ of 12, she knows this as well. Next, it leads to unfortunate circumstances. The guy steps it up and she steps it up. Soon, she finds she actually likes the guy. In the movies, it is always the vindictive asshole whose girlfriend cheats while the secure guy never has that problem. In reality, the "secure guy" is the one who is getting played.
 
If they had slept together I don't think they'd be posting so frequently on facebook. Speaking of which whats with using someone's wall as an IM replacement, a message every other minute? I get a post about once a month.
 
Only read the first page, but tell your GF to delete him from Facebook. If she is faithful she will (technically she doesn't need any guy friends other than you)
 
Ketchup Boy said:
lol his ass was asking her strate up to play beer pong with him and she was like she doesn't drink and tehn he was like we can play soda pong and u can teach him spanish okay umm his ass was mackin on her like shit
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.. and how was she responding to this? A quick "I have a bf, so that's not going to happen" would be good if she's all "tee hee, sorry I don't drink", she's playing into it. If that's the case, sooner or later you're going to get played... so get the face smashing in while you can I guess.
 
beat the shit out of him with a crowbar, in front of the student body. then walk up to your girlfriend , grab her snatch and loudly yell "THIS IS MY TERRITORY!!! KING KONG AIN"T GOT NOTHIN ON ME!!!"
 
Fourth Storm said:
If this thread isn't a joke, you really need to man up, ketchup. "I don't want to lose her" and "after we fight, I ask her if she still wants to be with me." Those are both signs that you are pussy whipped and not wearing the pants in this relationship.

Oh, and wow at the Rabid reference. I saw that movie when I was like 13. haha

This thread has to be a joke...
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you actually have to be getting pussy to be whipped I think..
 
The Experiment said:
I fucked a lot of girls that had boyfriends or husbands.

Let me tell you: if a girl is flirting with a guy over Facebook and doesn't bring you up on a somewhat regular basis, she is fishing for new cock. All the girls that had boyfriends that didn't cheat would inevitably mention them. The girls that were down for dick were ones that never mentioned a boyfriend and would flirt with me like she was single and available. Well, she was available all right but often times I wouldn't know about the boyfriend until after I fucked her.

Mr. Beer Pong is going to put his ball first in a cup and then in your girlfriend's mouth.

The guys that were the "secure and trusting" boyfriend were the easiest targets. I'm not a controlling asshole but I don't like the idea of a girl just running around and flirting with guys if she is my girlfriend. For one, it gives guys the wrong signals and unless she has an IQ of 12, she knows this as well. Next, it leads to unfortunate circumstances. The guy steps it up and she steps it up. Soon, she finds she actually likes the guy. In the movies, it is always the vindictive asshole whose girlfriend cheats while the secure guy never has that problem. In reality, the "secure guy" is the one who is getting played.
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Like Paul Pierce this is the truth..
 
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